Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Kyuko claimed.

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Kyouko*

chibi Akiko claimed

Hiya

The usual.

Claiming best girlie!

The banter crew claims first.

>Kurumi is here

Cyucko*

Hello loli Kurumi

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Claimed.
>Kurumi
Good, stay with that greatness.
>Yuuko
Nice double dubs.

Boring, like office job boring?

English, hard.....
To each their own, I guess.

Not really liking the late hours, less time to do anything else after it. Overtime is good and all, but still.

At the other workplace.
Goddamn is it different.

>10
The cow has been successfully touched.
Yuri.
Homuhomo.

>
Rhymes and initiative rolls?
>Rolling.

>Mizore

Claiming Stella
also roll

You know it
new video is coming up

youtu.be/x8L1bT7m5dU
>tfw 91 views
how?

wat ze fug

Oh yeah fug.

Roll.

Loli Kurumi?? I am not a loli

>hugs

If ye mean the upcoming one as the latest one then yes, not a lot of fans of the original are expecting much good.

Will definitely let ye know how I get on if I ever get the chance to see it.

A stove, is a stove, no matter where you go

>/Waifu/ plays DnD
It'd be interesting, that's for sure

>Young
>tiny tiddies
You'll be a big girl one day

Kyouko

Strangler

Peaches

Sister

eyepatch

pepper

others

rory

Na, i'll never have an office job.

You wanted to do something in design right?

trips guy

bewitched

>hugs

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>The irony is amazing

>Free (You)s!

>gif related

Now comes in lime colour

Cutest Chuuni, how goes?

Cheeki, what's good?

Ah yes I meant it like that. That's expected, a revival like this doesn't seem like it'd bode well.

Much appreciated.

>hugs tight

I already am! Dont tease me...

sister

>hugs

You know, it always surprises me how there is, without fail, always a waifu thread
24/7, 7 days a week, 4 weeks a month, 12 months a year, etc. etc.
I'm pretty sure there'll be waifu threads when we're all dead and the robots have taken over

Anyways, goatbro = claimed

Dio-sama...

That's what
Is for.
>I can haz nat 20?
What?
>Oh
No, me.

Not such a good day today princess pancakes how about you?

>Rikka

Claimed

Yeah, but working by yourself in an open kitchen is completely different to a tight space with 2 other people who both speak a different language.
Id play the shit out of that adventure.

Did once. Some awesome people, crappy demands.

Design? Me? No, some business things. Though, being a nuclear technician wouldn't be bad, if it didn't have irrelevant, complex math.....
Danke.

Kiss me

>Trips
Sorry Trips Guy.

>princess pancakes
Reminds me of Rick and Morty heh. Sucks to hear that though, hope things get better. It's been well for me, watched Bojack Horseman for the most of it.

Ayyy, nice trips Breeki.
Just woke up, it's a tad warmer today, but still not too bad. Wanted to go take a shower and such, but the bathrooms been held hostage by the little kid for the last hour. So my day so far has been... eh. What's good with you?

No, i was listening to that song as you posted that.

She's already claimed you cunt

Claimed

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Claiming some high school looking boy? What are you? Gay or something?

Can i get hugs

Life hack of the day

Spooky scary skeletons.
>I have an entire folder of skeletons.

Rolling to touch the tsun!

>Gay
Nah, man. That ain't me.

Dubs and all your waifu are mine

>hugs
Dump mr skeltal

Well /waifu/ should be on Sup Forums but we don't care about that

Everyone is their waifu and must remain in character
so three or four are blatantly overpowered psychos

Says the guy who claims a muscly, seemingly always oiled vampire man
Twilight is next door

yes, you get special hugs

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Exactly, that's way better than some random little boy, at least a straight man can have a good reason to claim Dio.

Men don't fuck children

It's on my laptop.
>that's SKELETON-MAN to you.
Then you couldn't be lewd though
>Roll to evade

Huh, must have made up memories.
The things you're talking about seem extremely difficult.

An impressive get my good lad

And yes, that's usually the case for any revival or reboot of much loved classics these days.

double dubs double the truth

Just as I've said, that is why I claim a a man, not a boy.

Haha it kinda does, that or adventure time, I hope things do too I mean they are kind of someone drew this for me haha

>hugs tighter than a snake

I can be your laptop
If you know what I mean~

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Wow, you actually resized the image in paint, making it blurry, AND left a white pixel in the middle.
>You fucking suck at basic counterfeit.
What a disappointment

Miho claimed

Saber claim killed Malus again edition

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(Mizore)
Still, you got a little too lewd a little too quickly.
>No for the last option.
>Because all it does is make me think of slimy things.
>And I don't like slimy things.

>Rattles.

Best drink choices.

Fine, you get hugs.

Can i marry you?

cut and paste is all I did. All I got is paint
Not that this is even the first time I've ever posted it. Dont you have other lonely anons to stalk and erp with?

Hello miho.
You have been busy lately haven't you?

You have no idea.

No

Sup gaylords?

>
Howdy?
Just discovered that a friend of mine is even more depressed than I'm. Well couldn't help much. We both decided that going "across the street" means that yer too much of a pussy and that if one of us is discovered with a severe brain disease that we want to be killed.
Im not a good friend. I think. I couldn't help at all

Tomoko claimed

Nice feet

I want you to die

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Oh, and welcome to this world have as much fun as you would like
While helping others have as much fun as you're having

Jeez miho look worn out in this.

You need a vacation

What?

Kill yourself Togame

Spooky.

Why are you rolling to touch Maki?

>

Why not

I have that effect on people

While that is one of my favorite pick up puns.
>Nou
>No slime girls
Whaaaaat?
>Monsters
>Orcs
>Centaur
All I have is paint and I faked a GED for a buddy of mine, git gud.

A healthy suggestion. Not really interested though.

Helping others is best kind of fun

TRIPS DEMAND IT

snek

Testing out my script :^)

How'd your bathroom get held hostage? Where's SWAT? Well it's only just begun I guess. Bojack Horseman, that's about it. Been watching season 3 all day, forgot it was out.

Thanks mate. It wasn't intentional, I swear haha.

Yeah they're met with criticism but it makes sense. Can't replace the classics and all that.

That's another one haha. Haven't heard about that in ages though. Well that's nice, some enjoyment has come out of it.

Why are you denying it.

dw so do I.

I just need to move from this shit place in general. I can never catch a fucking break. I have a giant fucking yard of scrap metal to clean out and my truck is fucked.

>Rolling to touch the cross dressing cute
>90+ is crit

LMAO faked a fucking GED? Jesus christ I didn't even need to take refresher courses for that. I did the pre-testing, then right to the real testing. 2 days and I got it ez
You're friends a shit and so is you're waifu

You want to be MY laptop?!

Where would you like to live?

I touch Maki
>Roll for effectiveness

They dropped out to take care of a kid tbh.
>My point still stands that you're shit at making fakes.
I misspoke.
>no

Jaja, it's alright. Brains implant false memories sometimes, it's otherworldly.

They seem easy to me. Like making apps that follows a Skinner box way of making money. For right now, it's all talk.

Not in VA anymore. This place is nothing but bad luck.