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>oilels will make the playoffs this year episode

I wanna get off mr katz wild ride

>no /hoc/ in OP

ONE JOB

so, your teammate who made the assist can get charged with interference, while you who scored the goal still get the goal to count?

Rip hocgeneral.com fags

the Super Nintendo version of NHL '96 sucks. It may have dekes and sudden stops, but the difficulty levels only mean that goals become more difficult to socre - including the opposing team. In Novice, you can get scored on from the middle of the rink. If you had more moves attached to the fake shot button of the Genesis version, the Genesis version would make Super Nintendo obsolete.

>playing anything but NHL'94 on genesis
wew

>yfwswtc

STUPID
SEXY
SEGUIN

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oilers

I'm going to Tim Hortons today. What should I get?

fuck texas

>mfw

Dui

Are you going to post this in every thread?

Still works for me

2017 is our year

no

yes

Trips aren't welcome

Not at all

PENGUINS
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>you now remember that the Penguins won the Stanley cup 36 days ago

still shows up on hocgeneral.com


>this thread
>grease
>other thread
>armenia

pick your poison

GUYS

when do cups become irrelevant?

20 years?

30?

10?

fuck off /nba/

no bully pls

They have to be good first

O U R Y E A R
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Texas is the real state of hockey

However long it takes to make Canada irrelevant

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remember when cult of hockey was good?

I don't want the wings to win a cup this year

I just want ericsson to break both of his knees and retire on the LTIR

the cap hit sucks, but him actually taking up a spot on the ice is just negligence at this point

elaborate.
Is it an online magazine?

Don't worry we have no shot at winning anyway.

If you're being honest with yourself, it hasn't been good for a long time

its the edmonton journal hockey section, it used to be really good articles that made sense out of the oilers decade long struggle

now its utter putrid feces with articles and as stupid as that golden state one

Shouldn't they first try to finish higher than 29th?

Please tell me this article isn't real? Please tell me this is either photo shop or another satire peice from some yahoo writer in Edmonton? Please? PLEASE!?

>david staples

>edmontonjournal.com/sports/hockey/nhl/cult-of-hockey/cult-of-hockey-will-mcdavids-oilers-be-the-golden-state-warriors-of-the-nhl

>mfw Cantpucks will never ever win the cup

lol

BILL

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>his team plays in the pizza palace

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>dough louis arena

Reminder that Kessel posting is the most reddit thing on this site

its funny because detroit is actually pretty tame. And/or dead.

>the oven

>khl thinking about expanding into london

Oilers

literally the best team going into 2016/2017

Oilers making the offs. Cap this

Dubs of truth

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Also Czech em

so close

Screen capped

What part of Edmonton you from lad?

You say you work at Polaris? Yet you're always here

My dad was

>tfw like 420 days until Garyb Owl and no other sports to follow either
jdimsa desu

I'm assuming he was alive for the Gretzky/Messier era

Lucky bastard

dog days of summer sports my friend

That was my first post in 3 months

Lol no

Yeah. But we have a new era beginning now. Rest of the league better prepare their collective anuses.

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This 2bh

>that's what i'd be saying if anything resembling a defence and goalie at all

congrats on exchanging taylor hall for a holographic charizard

>all these movembers

that team is at least worth 100$ dude

Baby steps my friend

wtf is this?

And Kings we shall be For thee, my Robitaille, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy puck Our stick may we Quickly carry out Thy goals. So we shall flow on ice to Thee Cup And teaming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomini Gretzky, et Toffoli, et Darryl Sutterus

my cat legit looks like op's picture

makes you think

get your shit memes out of here

armenia too, but he won't get a (You) from me

>Mad at memes

yo amo las estrellas

>tfw the kings are back to being a shitty bubble team that no one cares about
>tfw the rams will steal all of our shitty bandwagon fans
>tfw I know friends who are saying up for a "PSL" in the rams new stadium

Post >your team's top 5 prospects (TOR

1) Autism Memethews

2) Mitch "Claude "Jesus Christ" Giroux" Marner

3) William ">Alex" Nylander

4) Nikita "KHL Killer" Zaitsev

5) Yegor "who?" Korshkov

>MIN
Alex Tuch
Joel Ericsson-Ek (bust)
Stephen Michalek
Gustav Oloffson
Sam Anas

All literally who tier, where do each project?

our year

t. oilerade

Alex Tuch will be good.

The rest are memes though.
We're literally the worst drafting team in the NHL. All our decent players were acquired in trades or FA

Rangers
1) Pavel Buchnevich
2) Brady Skjei
3) Robin Kovacs
4) Ryan Gropp
5) Ryan Graves

sad 2bh. some goalie prospects (Shestyorkin, Halverson, Huska) are there too but hard to rank

>tfw FINALLY season tickets arrive tomorrow

Hold me lads, the clock will be hell tomorrow at work

Alex Tuch does look pretty good, but he's pretty old for playing NCAA still, I'll reserve judgement until he plays in the NHL/AHL. What makes you think EE will bust? I thought he looked decent at the draft.

>rags

>Wings

1. Anthony Mantha
2. Evgeny Svechnikov
3. Xavier Oullete
4. Dylan Sadowy
5. Ryan Sproul

>Anus

>TUCH
>is a pedosota prospect
WEW
LAD

Haha poop :D

The GM probably said "I like to touch kids", and the scouts though he said "I like this tuch kid"

Detroit is an integral city for the black lives matter movement

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