No hockey
Hokkei
>oilels will make the playoffs this year episode
I wanna get off mr katz wild ride
>no /hoc/ in OP
ONE JOB
so, your teammate who made the assist can get charged with interference, while you who scored the goal still get the goal to count?
Rip hocgeneral.com fags
the Super Nintendo version of NHL '96 sucks. It may have dekes and sudden stops, but the difficulty levels only mean that goals become more difficult to socre - including the opposing team. In Novice, you can get scored on from the middle of the rink. If you had more moves attached to the fake shot button of the Genesis version, the Genesis version would make Super Nintendo obsolete.
>playing anything but NHL'94 on genesis
wew
>yfwswtc
STUPID
SEXY
SEGUIN
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oilers
I'm going to Tim Hortons today. What should I get?
fuck texas
>mfw
Dui
Are you going to post this in every thread?
Still works for me
2017 is our year
no
yes
Trips aren't welcome
Not at all
PENGUINS
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>you now remember that the Penguins won the Stanley cup 36 days ago
still shows up on hocgeneral.com
>this thread
>grease
>other thread
>armenia
pick your poison
GUYS
when do cups become irrelevant?
20 years?
30?
10?
fuck off /nba/
no bully pls
They have to be good first
O U R Y E A R
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Texas is the real state of hockey
However long it takes to make Canada irrelevant
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remember when cult of hockey was good?
I don't want the wings to win a cup this year
I just want ericsson to break both of his knees and retire on the LTIR
the cap hit sucks, but him actually taking up a spot on the ice is just negligence at this point
elaborate.
Is it an online magazine?
Don't worry we have no shot at winning anyway.
If you're being honest with yourself, it hasn't been good for a long time
its the edmonton journal hockey section, it used to be really good articles that made sense out of the oilers decade long struggle
now its utter putrid feces with articles and as stupid as that golden state one
Shouldn't they first try to finish higher than 29th?
Please tell me this article isn't real? Please tell me this is either photo shop or another satire peice from some yahoo writer in Edmonton? Please? PLEASE!?
>david staples
>mfw Cantpucks will never ever win the cup
lol
BILL
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>his team plays in the pizza palace
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>dough louis arena
Reminder that Kessel posting is the most reddit thing on this site
its funny because detroit is actually pretty tame. And/or dead.
>the oven
>khl thinking about expanding into london
Oilers
literally the best team going into 2016/2017
Oilers making the offs. Cap this
Dubs of truth
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Also Czech em
so close
Screen capped
What part of Edmonton you from lad?
You say you work at Polaris? Yet you're always here
My dad was
>tfw like 420 days until Garyb Owl and no other sports to follow either
jdimsa desu
I'm assuming he was alive for the Gretzky/Messier era
Lucky bastard
dog days of summer sports my friend
That was my first post in 3 months
Lol no
Yeah. But we have a new era beginning now. Rest of the league better prepare their collective anuses.
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This 2bh
>that's what i'd be saying if anything resembling a defence and goalie at all
congrats on exchanging taylor hall for a holographic charizard
>all these movembers
that team is at least worth 100$ dude
Baby steps my friend
wtf is this?
And Kings we shall be For thee, my Robitaille, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy puck Our stick may we Quickly carry out Thy goals. So we shall flow on ice to Thee Cup And teaming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomini Gretzky, et Toffoli, et Darryl Sutterus
my cat legit looks like op's picture
makes you think
get your shit memes out of here
armenia too, but he won't get a (You) from me
>Mad at memes
yo amo las estrellas
>tfw the kings are back to being a shitty bubble team that no one cares about
>tfw the rams will steal all of our shitty bandwagon fans
>tfw I know friends who are saying up for a "PSL" in the rams new stadium
Post >your team's top 5 prospects (TOR
1) Autism Memethews
2) Mitch "Claude "Jesus Christ" Giroux" Marner
3) William ">Alex" Nylander
4) Nikita "KHL Killer" Zaitsev
5) Yegor "who?" Korshkov
>MIN
Alex Tuch
Joel Ericsson-Ek (bust)
Stephen Michalek
Gustav Oloffson
Sam Anas
All literally who tier, where do each project?
our year
t. oilerade
Alex Tuch will be good.
The rest are memes though.
We're literally the worst drafting team in the NHL. All our decent players were acquired in trades or FA
Rangers
1) Pavel Buchnevich
2) Brady Skjei
3) Robin Kovacs
4) Ryan Gropp
5) Ryan Graves
sad 2bh. some goalie prospects (Shestyorkin, Halverson, Huska) are there too but hard to rank
>tfw FINALLY season tickets arrive tomorrow
Hold me lads, the clock will be hell tomorrow at work
Alex Tuch does look pretty good, but he's pretty old for playing NCAA still, I'll reserve judgement until he plays in the NHL/AHL. What makes you think EE will bust? I thought he looked decent at the draft.
>rags
>Wings
1. Anthony Mantha
2. Evgeny Svechnikov
3. Xavier Oullete
4. Dylan Sadowy
5. Ryan Sproul
>Anus
>TUCH
>is a pedosota prospect
WEW
LAD
Haha poop :D
The GM probably said "I like to touch kids", and the scouts though he said "I like this tuch kid"
Detroit is an integral city for the black lives matter movement
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