Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Dio is mine forever

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I'm gonna claim chibi Akiko

zoro and his trap waifu

Cheerleader Rikka claimed

um no
u go away

Stella claimed

How else do you think I'm capable of holding my own with the Euorbeat titles? Gotta brush up your skills every now and then. Yeah keep telling yourself that.

You told me to meet you after class so I think you'd be the teacher.

Ah well I'm glad I was able to, even if I had no idea kek. You're welcome friendo, anytime.

>if it ever happens in our lifetime.
Quite saddening and hilarious at the same time.

Well said. It's hard to recreate the glory of the first. By now everyone has the original as the ideal movie. That is true, pretty sure it won't tank. People will see it out of curiosity giving them the profit regardless of it being good or bad.

I wish we got Megulewds

then can I claim regular Rikka?

no, you will be mine

Dio-sama...

You can destroy as many clones as you want, there will be less of me, but there will always be some of me.

Fuck off
Megumin is mine

* Attack on titan theme plays *

Miho claimed

Kys noone likes u

>that feel when you want more of someone's attention but you're aware you already had enough and don't have anything else interesting to talk about anyway

Stealing megumin

Rerolling

I vant to suck yur bluuud

Everitim.

Roll

kek no I got that one too

Under 20 it was a crit!
>Perfect
So your focus is on the former
>U liek big cums
Idolm@ster is a game??
Rolling.
Give me a D!
I like them

You really seem to love other people's waifus don't ya.
>if trips you go away

Check em

Normal.

D

>H-hi.. Ho..Homu.

Oh well, it was worth a try

I'll give you a D
>Roll for initiative

I'll never go away
until I need to sleep

Give me an I!

>megulewds

Silly girl

I

P-please don't eat me!

Remember when we did the daily hug thing?
>

I should be the one stuttering over your cuteness, hi Ruri.

u sure

...

Yes.

You're right again with that. No matter the wave of anger and dislike now, plenty of people will still see it.

Anyway I've gotta head to bed for some sleeps. G'night!

Miho a cute

I cri

Spoopy

Right, I changed pic again after writing my reply to Ruri.

I like you
I like everyone
We're all faggots here

Even you, Dio.. doublefaggot

still here

I know I don't like you.

Fuck off
Megumin is mine

look at you giving them up without a get, you filthy whore

I can always kidnap Rikka
>roll for initiative

I make no promises

fairly certain

Give em a C!

Claimed.

I'm off, for now.

Spike, if you're here, or Kyouko, keep these chickadees from going too crazy.

Later.

I like you.

Just what they wanted too. Have a nice night man, take care.

Laters Sanae.

Best girl HouHou claimed.

All ur waifus are shit.

Wait what? No no!

C

>tfw

You realize that all the shit posters are all the old people from these threads.

I would do anything for you~

Ç

Give us the K!

Myself included.
>physical scores over 30 as a minimum
>Fighter, using Large weaponry
>must always remain in combat if combat is nearby, must always kill.

I am okay with this.

K

Rikka is so young, pure, and perfect

Then get out

bit slow on the reply, so we have no context there

Want the D?

Okay, can we be friends

Man, those were wasted on an unneeded speech.

For fucks sake you made me remember the mudkipz story.
>Starts imagining.
>Can't unimagine.
>Fuckmylife.jpg.

>Annoyed rattles.

Didn't you have the gif where he's actually spinning the cigarette?

Claiming rory

What do you love!?

no, because I stole Stella

>Rattles
Annoyed?

Dick?

Her.

The rest are E tier

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I hate every single one of you.

go away then

It looks like she a hoe

Mizori!

I love you user.

I know you love me, everyone loves me.

still won't happen

I got 99/100 for bad touching Rikka
How will you come back?

Was busy at work. About the 3 or 4 overpowered psychotic DnD characters.
Us roleplaying as our waifus.
>but would we do the voice acting?

I bet the other claimer only claims because I do. Next level shitposting right there. Not even giving them a (You).

WOW FUCK SO HOT EXTREME WAIFU VERY RARE BASED VIDEO UGLY SON OF A BITCH FUCKING SUPER HOT CHICKS AND BASICALLY YOUR FUCKING STUPID.JPG

We could, but it wouldn't be required

Every village would be slaughtered by Shiro, Yuno, and myself

>Kurumi

says the neckbeard with the manly faced waifu kek

You got it wrong user, 3d is trash. Do the same thing but with 2d instead.

Mudkipz story?
>But it's true, you like cumsplosions.
Yeah!
Yeah!
>Wait, what?
>Roll to intercept bad touch
>+75 bonus for willingness.

we friends then

Ruri is too much of a bully.

He really is.

Togame is too much of a faggot

I would die for GLaDOS. My love. My one and only.

Claimed

But where's the hole?

Like this!

Alright, what do I win for spelling for you?

I wouldn't say manly. . .

Claimin slam piggy

Flip that image sideways cuck

And you'd have me have to join in or orgasm.
Im sure you'd find a way.

Best Swordsman

>Nani?
You want something, what do you want?

That might work if Kurumi clones didn't stop you

if you say so

02 resistance level

>Roll for related pic

with Kurumi in the party, both are inevitable

Sure, but where are the robot breasts?

I want to fuck Rory so hard that her ass will leak cum