Ask a guy who came on his cat's poop anything

Ask a guy who came on his cat's poop anything.

Have you ever cum on cat poop before?

Nope.

why did you cum on your cat's poop

How long have you known that you're an autist?

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How are you?

Why

nigga wtf

I dunno, I thought it was funny.

I'm not.

Quite well thanks.

Because you touch yourself at night.

I'm not a nigga, bruh.

if sally has 2 apples and gary has 5 apples, how many more apples does gary have than sally?

treefiddy

thats a hairball, faggot. brush your cat.

ur cats shit looks like a moldy cig that has a sprout coming out of it

If dubs you eat the cum shit

Is that how niggers are born?

That's not a hairball. He just eats whatever he finds in the yard.

See above

Nein.

Maybe.

Was it fresh?

Why did you let your cat poop inside?

Still warm.

What was the process? Did you watch porn while making sure your cat's poop was within jizzable distance?

You touched it to find out?

Something like that, yes.

Hovered my hand over it.

What's your favorite kind of porn

Did you wash your hands afterwards?

Size difference. Anything goes.

After I cleaned it up, yes.

Did you use soap?

Yes, liquid soap, lavender scented.

Antibacterial?

Do you like eating your cat's poop too?

No idea, probably not, just regular soap.

Well........ Are you going to eat it, or are all just going to sit around here like complete assholes?

It already went down the toilet.

Do you like sticking it up your butt afterwards?

No.

this is Sup Forums
talk to me when your cat poops on your cum. then i'll get interested.

Why didn't you nut on your cat like the two Anons last night?

Cat glazing is lulzworthy.

I'll try next time.

I jerked off in a litter box before.

Was sitting on toilet pooping, felt the urge. Pulled the box in front of toilet so it would catch most the cum.

Why

see

Why

That's obviously a hair ball not poop you fucking normie!

have you ever had anything in your butt for pleasure?

What did you think about while you were jerkin it?

Yes.

Watched porn.