Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

rabb.it/Shino83
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Kyouko claimed.

Dio-sama...

You lost me at the armies of baby spiders, I don't want to be the proud father of a bunch of stupid fucking spiders, I mean holy shit I don't want to be a father to begin with. If I was in a relationship with a spider girl she'd probably always try to get her inpregnated with an army. I mean I guess having an army would be pretty great but I don't like the idea of them being my children, I would have to take care of them and go to a baseball match once and then sign them up for a baseball team and then support them in their dreams of becoming a star baseball player then an enemy would defy me and I would send my army agains't them to fight my worst enemy and it would results in countless of deaths and I would still be incredibly indebted to all their college educations. That is not great.

S..stop it!

Oh shit NGE? What episode are you on?? I want in!

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Claimed

still here

and


nope not me

Yuki-chan (only this version) is the best and she is claimed

Check my single 6.
If get, Kyouko posts a lewd.

>Kurumi claimed

I want Rikka's panties

You're like a broken record, You ERP literally non stop. Doesn't it get old making this board 50x more cringe than it already is?

We /lick rikka/?
>40% moonrune
Damn it japaaaaaaan
You call that a glare?
This is a glare!

Chibi Akiko claimed

Made me czech.

Trust me, he has other things to worry about.

>hugs

Check these dubs.

ep 13 i think
rabb.it/Shino83
rabb.it/Shino83
rabb.it/Shino83

Also stella's mine

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Czeching = Checking
Czeching =/= keking

Go for it, would be nice to see. Doesn't sound like a jet engine anymore huh? That is true, but you can't compete with the cam-whores man. They've sealed off the market.

That you are a tsun of course.

There was some mobile versions that were fully translated, but have since been taken down as of one month ago.
>Thanks Nipland.

But I'm not!

I can czech however I want.
>closest to squatting I have
feelsbadman

At least a broken record can carry a tune user, and yes.
>50x more cringe
Oh I'm sorry user, are my post distracting you from your bananas? Or the reply to this image threads? Or the trap threads, or the r8 my face threads? Or the bananas, traps, faces, bananas, traps, faces, oh and bananas?
You could always, you know.
>Go elsewhere.
I know, I know, it's scary out there, but you can be brave user, I believe in you!

Professor Oak claimed

I hate people so fucking much lol wwww kek xd

fuck

You cant have em

No no we are not!

hey thanks!

It's not easy to compreender-me everytime, but I'm sure this isn't one of those times.

Thought you really disliked giving empty hearts but it seems that you are willing to do it just to trigger me. Was it worth it?

I do feel like I'm a boring person as my interests are very limited. It's called ass burgers.

Only the other Murakumo poster would be able to disprove that, but you will get the title of heretic anyway.

Nice.

I never said anything about Ruri lewds, though.

Still, checked.

I tried, it wont let me from phone for some reason. Not anymore, its quiet in my room now. I heard that if you make it big that they make 100 grand a year

Is that the Tsun Commander?

Claiming this babe.

ten point to whoever rolls Rikka lewds

The pic related wasn't aimed to you, it was aimed to that user I was responding to.
>Now this is a pic related aimed to you.

Fuck off Mai.

I'll do that in my next post for you.

But you are.

Bummer. Ah, well sure it's pretty rad anyway, the whole situation is really. Jesus Christ, is this BrittanyVenti big we're talking?

Rikka lewd get

How am I a heretic for two people being me?
Some kind of wizard.. shapeshifter.. dude.. maybe, but not a heretic.

And I don't just hand them out, baka. The only one asking for empty ones is you.
Although I'll need to have a word with Kyouko...

P-A-N-T-I-E-S! What's that spell?For ravenclaw!

Hey no no hell no

Hello yes I am boring too want to be boring together maybe?? What are some boring things you do/like. Do you also run out of things to talk about when trying to make conversation?

Rikka lewds are now mine

oh yes please

It was me the whole time?
You really need NS.

get

>Gets dubs himself
Funny.

best

>Fugg
Nice ally, why isn't it white?
The chain!
>Check em

Can't get away from the power of the gets.

Sssshhhh don't tell others about super sekrit clubz.

I am not tsun!

No I'm not! Reeee!

Wha?

I guess Rikka lewds would be alright, but they're not great.

Oh shit

You need more than dubs!

Stahp

Fuck you dio

For sure, it almost doesnt feel real. We are talking the biggest. If you are going for it you gotta go full sell out

Thats not what i heard. How goes it

Oh ok.

It'll all be over if you just post Rikka getting railed

Rikka lewd get

Full of wisdom!
>SuikaIbuki俺のもの

Roll for Rikka

I have to do things tomorow smh tbh senpai famalam I hope we all get nuked tomorow.

If dubs we all get nuked.

I want Rikka lewds

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Well the ohayou is done
Too bad Sachii is b&
Next up, it's Miho

Anotha' one

Why? What's the matter? Could it be that you actually want Rikka lewds to swarm the thread because you love them? Because you acting this way isn't fair you know.

You had one job.

Are you reeeally sure about that?

I don't need anything. I don't want them, just cuteness.

Kek. It's real man, the silence proves that. Well I'm not a grill so that's already hindering the chances man. Could of did some shady scamming with CS:GO but they cracked that down.

NS is for people who need to be gassed badly.

>if trips everyone has to reply to this post with a lewd pic

QUINTS

I know your fetishes~
As soon as you strip.
Checked
Nice
I tri.

Asuka claimed

Hello

You've heard wrong!
Goes alright, watching MUH DENKA, eating some sandwich, trying to figure out exactly where in my day I'm going to be able to fit in some exercise.

I am super sure!

Nuh uh! I have no fetishes! I am a pure innocent angel!

And Kyoko.

Sup Emi!

>Makoto

Hello friend

I've seen you make bad excuses but this one is quite... bad.
Ok, I will allow it, go give Kyouko your hearts in private.

All the time, unless I'm talking with someone who is into the same games I play, music, game dev or... other things I'd rather not mention.
Off course being close to someone helps making other subjects easier to talk about.

Rikka, just post lewd pictures already

>Wanting to look at lewd things of qt waifus

Shame on you all.

Quit breaking the chain, Mizore!

I need what?

Secret club? You've already revealed it, so it's no longer a secret.
>The only way for it to be kept secret is for me to join it.

Post it in the stream, he's currently online.

Wasted trips.
>Let me ftfy.

Rolling for Rikka lewds.
>Sorry Rikka, you know what they say: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Sure thing, tinkerbell~

Never

You already have my cuteness tho

No way!

I know better, in fact your waifu isn't qt,it is garbage and I still don't want to see lewds of her. Ain't am I just the noblest of them all?

>The silence means its real
Spooky. Its time for a sex change so you can make infinite mons. All of the games with big trading systems are shady, might as well go for it

Ive heard from multiple sources though
You sound pretty busy, what kind of exercise? Updates on bike?

If dubs not posting a stella lewd this night

if trips, you do

I am going to fucking kill you.

Do not talk shit about my waifu.

Do you need a spanking again rikka?~

I'm just describing your waifu in a general way.

So lewds it is?

Don't make me spank you

Tomoko's pretty bad, friend.

>So lewds it is?

dubs confirms.

tomoko is literally a smelly tumblrite who doesn't bathe

Everyon should roll for Rikka lewds
It can be the goal of the thread

show me the money shot

Claiming Yuuki

No.

Hey! How are you?

lolis are pretty bad, friend.

4087x5928
Now that gets me hard.

>loli

Make it futa, or genderbended

No real use to me, but I'm rolling for mizore lewds

Tio is very far from Loli

>posts a loli
>lolis are pretty bad friend
>directed at Tio

>tio
>loli