You have 10 SECONDS to explain why you aren't having kids

you have 10 SECONDS to explain why you aren't having kids

i only need 5

OP

Apparently its illegal

Trump

It's expensive. And I have eight seconds leftover to write this

Because after our third kid, I got fixed so that I will no longer torment my wife's poor battered uterus.

no job, no gf, no wife, nothing.
happy that i still have electricity and my pc

I can't reproduce asexually

Because me and my wife like money and hate kids.

$3000US can hire a womb in Thailand
>bitch lets you get her pregnant
>carries kid to term
>gives you kid
>signs away maternal rights

I'm a pedophile and I don't trust my control.

i already have kids

its a nightmare, dont ever have kids

I'm not financially ready to have kids yet. Also, no steady relationship

But if there's no mother who's going to raise the child and watch it while I get drunk and watch porn?

Still Virgin

Because kids are too much work and are little money sucking shits

If I do have kids, after about 2 years I would probably punt them off my roof.

I'm a complete and utter faggot and my asshole is the only place I feel pleasure.

Its expensive, takes up resources and contributes to over population

Because I want to have a life without restrictions from annoying kids.

reproduction was once necessary for survival - after 7 billion fucking people - i don't think we have to worry about surviving anymore - matter of fact too many kids will probably affect our chances of survival - actually typed in ten seconds - with room to spare - im a fast typist - really i am - really