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Previous thread: News:

>Emil Meek out of debut after potential USADA issues stemming from a medical treatment
mmafighting.com/2016/7/20/12237426/emil-meek-out-of-ufc-debut-after-possible-usada-anti-doping-policy

>3 new fights added to UFC on Fox 21
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-on-fox-21-in-vancouver-adds-three-bouts-including-sam-alvey-vs-kevin-casey

>Calderwood-Andrade added to UFC 203
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/joanne-calderwood-vs-jessica-andrade-slated-for-ufc-203-in-cleveland

>Holm wants rematch with Tate
mmamania.com/2016/7/19/12227832/ufc-on-fox-20-holly-holm-more-interested-revenge-than-earning-title-shot-mma

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memes

/heem/: nolife sperg OP edition

I'm looking forward to summer ending and this dork going back to school.

Third for Mackenzie

>memes
literally who

Gross

I cant even finish that interview. That was cringy as fuck.

Yeah but Aldana always looks good in her fights.

Who are the worst fighters currently in the UFC?

Artem Lobov
Stanciu

Artem Lobov

Since some Australian goof said literally anyone currently in the UFC could win UFC 1 then could Artem Lobov win UFC 1?

>Yeah but Aldana always looks good in her fights.

true. It's just a matter of time until 125 is introduced to the UFC though

>Emil Meek out of debut after potential USADA issues stemming from a medical treatment
They caught another one? Someone must have pissed USADA off recently

Hunto.

disturbing lack of arm length

It's not a doping violation, it's related to the medications he used during a certain treatment he received
he didn't pop for anything, but he's been sidelined for 4 months and put into the USADA testing pool

Put some fucking respect on his name u poofter cunt lols

JoJo beating the piss out ofLetourneau makes a good case for it.
Joanna also said she would like to move up to 125. Its where she fought in kickboxing after all.

I think Miesha said she would prefer to fight at 125 too. I mean she had trouble making weight, but that was because of the keto meme

Lobov, Maynard, guida, Diego, Elias theodoreau

seriously. does he literally spend all day every day monitoring these threads so he can post one before the old ones are even done?

youtube.com/watch?v=jFgj5ut9i60
/PREMIER/

>anyone currently in the UFC
He soon won't be anymore. He never should have gotten here. He fucking lost his first fight in the ultimate fighter.

How bout u go an fuck off my page then you peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

>Forgetting Maynard's opponent
he literally couldn't even throw a punch right
it looked like some random guy off of the street could throw a better punch than he did

Pretty much. He definitely doesnt maintain any type of gainful employment.

LOL

youtube.com/watch?v=NeAg02OSc8s

a threadly and musical reminder so that our melanin enriched friends can also get it

He's just a kid bro, let him have this one thing before life crushes him.

i know you're on here just as often as I am pal

I work 40 hours a week bud, one day you'll have to grow up and get a job

>employment

why do that when you can post on Sup Forums all day FOR FREE?

Yeah you're right. Right now he probably feels a sense of responsibly and accomplishment, and those are important things for young people.

Then proceeded to knock everyone the fuck out on the way to the finale, though I'll admit I was practically yelling TAKE HIM DOWN at the TV during everyone of those fights.

Behold, the greatness of Brock Lesnar

>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Has a terrible tatoo
>Roidmonkey
>All he does is lift
>Farm boy hick
>Entitled brat
>Reads Tom Clancy books
>Cuckservative
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Punch-fearer
>Thinks he's good enough to be lumped with GSP and Ronda Rousey. He isn't.
>Roid belly
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a homosexual
>All his fights are sloppy and boring
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tea Party libertardian cuckservative
>Least natty physique in MMA since "Ten Failed Tests" Overeem
>Hunter boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Drinks Budweiser
>Boring fights sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Jim Cornette
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>Toby Keith fan
>Wrote the foreword for Sable's biography. It sold like shit.
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being a christian. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Enter Sandman for his theme is cool. It isn't
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted fight vs Hunt a "beating" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Stephen Neal
>Cried about Goldberg
>Cried about Mir
>Cried about Overeem
>Cried about Hunt's bants
>Cried about Dana
>Cried about Cane? (for you!)
>Cried about gays
>Cried about not being UFC 200s main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Curtis Axel
>Performs the worst punches in UFC history
>Booked as WWE champion, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

Why are you guys bullying him?

For making positive contributions to /heem/, at that.

>1 month

> he's bragging about pulling 40 hour weeks

You jelly brah?
Bet I make more than u get from ur neetbux.

>40hrs a week

Wew lad. Must be tough working as a gas station cashier

artem is the natty goat

Because we had a better OP (mmadigest OP) and this sperg ran him off. Also his threads are always super early. It's really annoying when you make a thoughtful post that no one ever sees because OP linked the new thread 20 posts early. He's been told not to link so early by everyone, but he keeps doing it anyway. He's also been told not to irrelevant events that are 2 months away. He deserves to be bullied.

they're angry they can't put their unfunny memes in the OP
don't give them attention, it's what they're desperate for

I for one appreciate this OP. Thank you for your service, don't let the wageslaves keep you down.

Behold:

lol because he works a standard full time work week he works as a cashier? Kill yourself.

Nah I got a warehouse job making $30/hr

>and the sperg ran him off

n

this is how it actually happened

>chris weidman op making ops
>adan starts making embed threads 10 posts early
>i start making my threads 15 posts early

Most people in corporate jobs work 40 hour weeks kid.

hnnng

love when girls wear qt sox

whose feet are those?

Worst cut in history?

Why was he cut anyways? Was it for the same reason Rosholt was cut?

Nobody tell him.

>warehouse job
>$30 an hr

Dude I was just sticking up for you and you had to go and lie about your income.

No we know. You took Adan's bait. You lost to lmaobud. You lost so hard the good men and women of /heem/ would now rather post in a canadian OP thread than your threads.

Dee Devlin

I tink you know who's feet those are. The kinda feet that can only be achieved with hard wook and mewvment

Arlovski?

Yes

>the good men and women of /heem/ would now rather post in a canadian OP thread
were you not here literally yesterday

also post fighters who bear a resemblance to Ted Cruz

I saw Mark Hunt at a grocery store in Sydney yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “How bout u go an fuck off out of my face then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like you asking me about photos who the fuck are u take your worthless phone and get the fuck out of here”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him say "UFA" as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eight pigs stacked over his shoulders without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each pig and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Behold the greatness of Randy Couture
>liar
>hypocrite
>scumbag
>coward
>veteran aka defender of Israel
>entitled to pay per view whiner
>most boring fighter on the mic and in a room
>roider
>glass chin
>ultra sensitive
>arthritic
>cuckservative
>least natty
>likes to party
>pedophile maybe
>never drew a dime
>failed to take advice from Tito
>coward afraid of Fedor
>boring fighting style puts people to sleep
>doesn't hit the weights
>was in the awful Expendables movies
>things his stupid Ted Nugent walkout song is cool
>probably worst striking in MMA ever
>most laughable "legend" in UFC history

...

>most laughable "legend" in UFC history
that's Tim Sylvia

i hope you posted this on his facebook

Ok now that we've all admonished the nolife 70 posts early OP, let's get back on topic

Talking points:
>The next UFC on Fox is so shit the arena is still over 50% available 3 days away from the event.

>Hunt actually brought up a fighter's association even though athlete unions usually oppose drug testing

>who is emil meek?

>none of you could stop my power double

I really wasn't on board until:

>I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eight pigs stacked over his shoulders without paying

HAHAHAHAHA nigger I was laughing at the fact that you mentioned you work 40 hours as if the full-time minimum is some kind of achievement.

> and then he bragged about making more money than a welfare cheque (LOL)

> and then he made up his hourly rate to impress stangers on fagchan

>warehousing
>$30/h

thanks for the lols brother

Top post. Well done, Ireland

Rip chad mendes

i'd butcher you from the bottom then get back up and butcher you on the feet. also emil meek is the guy who heemed paul harris

...

>The next UFC on Fox is so shit the arena is still over 50% available 3 days away from the event.

I don't even understand why you'd bother going to a Fox card when you can watch it FOR FREE

> clearly never worked in corporate or apparently even in an office

This comment actually made me angry but then I remembered where I was lelz.

>When she took one of the bars
Fix that and add something about his KO power or injecting shit up ur ass and you're good

jesus

F

anyone have irl boys here? my boy george sullivan is fighting on the fight pass prelims in chicago.

Really, m8? You don't understand why people would see an event live than watch on TV?

rip

RIP deer population.

Holly Holm vs. Valentina Shevchenko
Edson Barboza vs. Gilbert Melendez
Francis Ngannou vs. Bojan Mihajlović
Felice Herrig vs. Kailin Curran
Frankie Saenz vs. Eddie Wineland
Alex Oliveira vs. James Moontasri

if you weren't added it's probably because you didn't pick all 6 fights or add a picture

I was talking about the product bars that get stamped on pigs

How do you know him?

now he can cut for 135

Well, shit.
He done then?

Why would he do this? Getting the full ban seems like it was intentional and he couldn't go the tainted supplements route at all. It's not like he had long left

Damn it's real.

Is he the first alpha male to finally get popped?

Better seat, no crowd to annoy me, I can shitpost on /heem/... Come on now.

Will Frankie Edgar ask for his purse?

this is good news for jeremy stephens and yair rodriguez

I can't call him my boy because he's older than me, but my man Scary Jerry took took Roy Nelson to a split decision and Dan Severn to a draw.

youtube.com/watch?v=0I09YsJ5frw

i trained for a couple years at kurt pellegrinos gym.

Shevchenko
Barboza
Ngannou
Curran
Saenz
Oliveira

You can't just ask people why they have autism. God, Karen..

I guess if that's what you tell yourself. I was at 199. Felt good to cheer for and power up Hendo and then hear him say that he could "feel your energy" in the postfight.

Future Bundaweight champion?

Damn. That's crazy. One of his supplements or his protein shakes had that in it. The world of supplements is like the Wild West and they put stuff in there without listing it. Hope Chad fights this.

how long til travis beats a baby into her and she winds up pushing 350?

why did nobody tell chad he couldn't take steroids?
this is 100% usada's fault

Legitimately notsureifsrs.

lads my neighbor is a thicc korean girl with a bunda....