Why are Italians so shit at making pizza?

Why are Italians so shit at making pizza?

>barely any sauce
>damn near no cheese
>thick burned crust
>fucking leaves in it


Can anyone explain this?

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Be honest Sup Forums which would you rather have?

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kys fattie

american pizza > italian pizza

Italian pizza looks worse but actually tastes way better. Don't ask me why.

Not enough corn syrup for you?

brazilian pizza > everything

Maybe if you cut out the borders it will taste better?

the Italian one actually
you know it's going to feed you
you can see it's fat and hearthy, like a thicc woman

the other pizza is flat, there's nothing on it except ham, that's boring

France beats both.

Holy shit that crust looks really good what the fuck are you smoking OP ?

Not everyone enjoys the taste of coal

>a couple of dark spots
>waaaaah it's burnt to a crisp!

>Italian Pizza
>Healthy, active, emotionally fulfilled lifestyle

>American Pizza
>Obese, sedentary, depressed comfort food

>a couple of dark spots
Check your eyes man. Also, the bottom of the pizza is probably even worse.

that's what a proper pizza should look like

Pizza is not healthy desu, but we eat it sporadically, contrary to what most people think.

I never thought otherwise. My Nonna has never once made pizza for us and she cooks everything from scratch.

>Pizza
>healthy

>Canafats

Italian pizza is still much healthier than your garbage topped soda crackers

To the left, disgusting Shitalian inferior attempt of '''''''''pizza'''''''''

To the right, real and superior American pizza, the best in the world.

Pigtaly 0 AMERICA 1

>LOOK MOM, I POSTED IT AGAIN
>AND AGAIN
>AND AGAIN
>AND AGAIN

They literally invented pizza

>not posting the superior Argentinian pizza

Most pizzerias worth their salt serve both.

Gross.

still looks better than your disgusting italian shit, overrated food as always the stuff you've got in your pathetic peninsula.
i'm glad that most of our food comes from the amerindians and spain.

>Ananas on Pizza
philistine! disgusting!

americanns use pic related instead of making their own pizza dough

Someone here is mad

>pizza
>unhealthy
It's literally bread, cheese, tomato and olive oil.

I'm mad that italian '''cuisine''' is so overrated when it's just plain bad and repetitive.
Pizza is shit anyway.

yeah well that's pretty fat already

sometimes if i have nothing to eat i just dip a piece of baguette into olive oil and eat it, and honestly that's already fucking fat and heavy on the stomach

Go smoke a vela Felipe

>his country's tradermark food is just cheese on crust

lmao

WTF I hate argentina now

I actually had a slice of pizza in assisi (IT) last year and it tasted like heaven, nothing like the american pizzas. The pizza had maybe 3 or 4 distinct flavours to it and the were pronounced, played well with each other but didn't mix up to much.

The opposite of the american pizza where people just throw greasy/good looking/yummy foot on a dough and call it a pizza.

Don't get me wrong, american pizza is delicious, but the proper italian pizza destroys it.

One margherita pizza has about 700 calories. That's a lot for a single meal, but you're not supposed to eat it everyday. And none of the ingredients are unhealthy in moderation.

>pathetic peninsula

We don't take critiques from people who eat spaghetti with meatballs or pasta with ketchup.

At least they have trademark food
And no, asado doesn't count

what the fuck argentina

You're telling me Italy doesn't eat spaghetti and meatballs?

Except I bet when weighed the Italian one is lighter.
Isn't it sitting in a plate instead of a pizza pan anyways? It also doesn't seem that much thicker.

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Fucking retarded trip

lets be honest for a second. best cuisine in the world is french cuisine. Their food is tasty, boy do you americans miss out.

france in general is unterrated. poor socialists ruining that place atm.

I don't even care about the opinion of some tripfag.

not in the same dish.
Almost nobody in italy eats them together, it must be an italian-american invention

>t. il italiANO

both are good

idk why we have to bitch about this in every thread

tripfags out

the trademark food of america is a german invention. how fitting.

Don't you DARE

>the trademark food of america is a german food surrounded by bread and other shit

did you even invent sausage or beer?

The Italian pizza won't give you explosive diarehea the next day

australian pizza is statistically better

>Di Francesco
Obviuosly Italian

The Hamburger existed before you shitty country was even shit out of Allah's womb.

>wog
>australian
Pick one

Best Pizza coming through.

stay mad fuckers

honestly the first one looks like it has been done on a wood oven, that ALWAYS tastes better, that thing on your pic as been done with a pro photographer for a pretty food menu so it looks better, reality is that it will probably look shittier on your hands.

australian website tells me that a australian chef is awesome.

You need to go back, Mario.

>American pizza

When will this meme-ride stop? Will 4Kanal ever understand that Italien Pizza is the best Pizza?

Here's the real Australian pizza
youtube.com/watch?v=MBdR98xE0Sw

Op here

I honestly just wanted to start a thread appreciating and comparing pizzas of the world. I feel like it's morphed into a world dish with almost every country acing their regional takes on it. I think that's pretty cool

I didn't think anyone would post if I made a positive "pizza appreciation thread" instead of trying to start some flame war sadly.

go eat a burger david

as I posted in here you posted a pretty pic for a menu and then you tried to compare it with a real pìzza made on the spot, you say that you aren't trolling, I beg to differ.

>Sup Forums falling for bait again

you should see what Croats do to pizza
pic related is from pizzeria called "o hara"

shit ain't even fucking pizza 2bh

>that crust

tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g294454-d8002420-i166591987-Pizzeria_O_hara-Zagreb_Central_Croatia.html

plenty more "pizzas"

That one looks pretty good if not for the cancer-causing crust.

literally what? That's probably grass.
Makes sense that pizza is a "vegetable"

This thread makes me hungry, gonna order pic related now

why eat and then have a coffee with a cigarette when you can just have a Croatian 2 in 1 "pizza" instead?

You forgot:

>doesn't give you diarrhoea
>actually tastes good

Protip: black dough is dead dough

le queensland meemee
I ain't even Italian
probably true and unbiased information

Utterly inexcusable.

Lmao.
Is it named OHara after the New York airport? Fucking priceless

it seems that most pizzerias have pizzas with a bunch of shit as toppings.

I usually just get cheese or cheese and ham, but didn't know that these fucking clusterfucks of pizzas were that popular

probably has to do that croats were poor and hungry just 20 years ago so I guess that now they just get so moist when they see that much food

I have never in my life seen pasta with ketchup.

I only found out that people do this after seeing Europeans post it on int. I honestly wonder how someone could eat it.