Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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ちんこ

ちんぽつ

乙ちんぽ

cinco!!

ジャアアアアアアアップwwww

ちんちん乙

まんこ

おつ

なんでやねんw

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おほんほん

おまえさ ぼくはアリだとおもってるんだい?

誰か熱いセックスをしたいか?

東アジア人用以外のフォントサイズでお願いします

suomi

Boipussi

Post kanadjin

no

し、したい

then I shall post my gf

>ロリコンめぇー、こっち来るな―ッ!
>それ以上近づいたら撃つからなァ―!
t. 日本語MASTER(東アジアアリではない)

i bet he can't play guitar for shit

bbちゃん、マンコを見せてくれ

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オブリガード アリさん

>OP
It's Bob marley on Marcy's T-sharts.
youtube.com/watch?v=mcTKcMzembk

she is so beautiful

i fingered her outside a kimchi restaurant in seoul

hey you know how much she means to me. please stop.
It's hard to explain to you but I really love her so please leave her alone
It hurts me to hear such things and yes it's autistic but it really makes me sad

Get this song out of my head!
youtube.com/watch?v=yuKZlnjFKAY

流石に僕のケツマンコを見せたらBANされるのでパンツを履いたままの写真で我慢してね~

>ケツマンコ

what is that bulge in the crotch?

sauce?

very puffy vagina

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Is prostitution legal in Japan?

(ショタスクラッチ17) [Ash wing (まくろ)] HERE COMES THE SUMMER!!
This particular image is from a short 15 page release, but it's a recurring character in まくろ's other works. Look up the following and its sequels:
(C81) [Ash Wing (まくろ)] BF -bijoux fantaisie-

やっぱいいや
じゃ、バイバイ
(ホモさん、死んでください)

exhentai.org/g/545048/fb8a8da2af/
found it
too bad it's trap fucking

>バイバイ
えっ、セックスは?
僕のケツマンコの締め付けは幼女のマンコにでも負けないくらいよ

It is illegal.

How are there hotels that openly offer pay-for-sex services?

You must be thinking of soaplands or something similar.
As long as there isn't any penetration involved it's fine.

へ、へんたい!
やめて
お願いします
あたしは5歳だよ
少女だからセックスができません
ママ!パパ!助けて !

>あたしは5歳だよ
通報できた

嘘つけ! イケメンって書いてあるじゃん
そんなに簡単に騙されないよ~
早くしたいよぉ

>通報できた
I haven't heard of the stem 「できた」
Could you (or anybody) explain it?

えっ、お兄さんのパソコンだよ
はい!本当に嘘じゃない

Japanese guys are real bros

ならいい子にしてそのお兄ちゃんを呼んでくれる?
彼に重大な話があるんだからね

淫語でもわかれる5歳の子ってやばいな

できません
お兄さんを無くなる

I think there is none.
It is tacit agreement consistently

小さな植民地

お兄さんだ
幽霊になりました
本当に!

Someone translate this to japanese pls, just 8 pages
g.e-hentai.org/g/969301/0b97bdb8cb/

>tfw no キクヒメ

金出せ

>bbm

no

さすがドイツ人

失礼

いってることは
キモフェチ
ってさすがドイツ人だね

boipussy full of shit

how good is Al Pacino's Spanish in Scarface?

退屈。。。

Is ふえええ just someone crying or is there a hidden meme?

yep, it's just someone crying, delicate and girl-like or childish

How can I live without a girlfriend?
I can't

お前は本当にh同人誌しか読まない

You called?

驚くという気分を伝えるのも使えるじゃない?

Can't it be used also to indicate a feeling of surprise?

ほえ!!? は驚きや感心
ふえぇ… は泣くときだよ

ふぅ…え

ほえー! そうなんだ!?

>正しい使用法
すばらしい
また一つ変態知識が増えたね!

ふえええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ
先輩、僕のことも見て!

「ちょっと何してるの!あたしが誰だかわかってるの!?」
「触らないでよ!このブタ!」
「痛い!それ抜いてええ!」
「やめてぇ!そんなにかき回さないでぇぇ!!」
「ザーメンおいひいのおおお」

I got tired

祖父は
入院した
出ることが出来ないだろう
そのことを分かったけどなんかどういう感じを感じべきだ分からん
祖父は87歳、人違いことがたくさんあったけどこのごあんまり話せない
それでも涙が出て止まれない

よくできました!

時々お見舞いに行って、顔を見せてあげるといいよ
お爺ちゃんもきっと喜ぶよ

I saw her comment under a picture of that white guy again
I feel sick when I think about it
Other people don't have soxial anxiety, they can move to Korea. It's unfair
It's only a matter of time until she has a boyfriend. if he's korean, ok
if he's white, I don't know how I will feel
She meant everything to me. without her I wouldn't be here now
I would lose my interest in life. Life is so hard for many people
My life is good. it's easy. I have money. I'm healthy. I could've been retarded. I'm healthy
I miss my old life every day. I would trade my gf for my mom any time.
I'm nothing. Not prepared for this world. There won't be a girl waiting out there to comfort me
That's life. At least I'm healthy and can enjoy small things every day
I'm really afraid of getting old. In my head I'm already dying alone

One question I always think about is: how would my life be if I were a girl
Would there be someone for me? I can't imagine how my life would be
Mental illness is different for girls. The world is different. Maybe that's why I love girls
They care about other people. they're there for you. but not when they're your gf

今日見舞いに行った
目が覚ませなくて話せない
死ぬ覚悟できたと思うけど俺はそのことを勝手で受け入れたくない
馬鹿な弱虫でごめんなさいw

get a tripcode

my biggest mistake was telling my sister I'm alright
I keep telling her I'm ok. but it's not true
I don't want to tell anyone how I feel. except for this thread

全然弱虫じゃないよ
優しいお孫さんがいて、お爺さんは本当に幸せだね
眠ったままのように見えても、孫が来たことは分かるかもしれないよ
だから辛いだろうけど、できるだけそばにいてあげてください
そうしないと後できっと後悔するから…

優しい言葉をありがとうけど先にもっと 時間を掛けたらいいと思う

I can't read my own posts because it's cringy
What you don't realize is that I hate myself too. more than you hate me.
I can't control my brain and I feel sorry for being here
but I waste so much time writing the posts I can't just delete them

I was never a fan of drugs, my dad was an alcoholic and I used to do coke which made me lose a lot of friends
This sounds really crazy but recently I've been thinking abour trying heroin
I'm afraid to die. But apparently heroin must be so good that it's worth to die for
I just can't take this depressing life anymore and I don't want stupid xanax shit

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どうする

ホモに薬中
ろくなやついねぇな

ok serious question. what do you think about this:
me: hey so do you have a bf?
the qt Spanish girl (hopefully): no
me: now you have one. *smiling at her*

could this work?

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Thankfully your genes will never be transmitted to the next generation

is Scarface a racist movie?

そんなに薬中なら自殺すればいいんだ

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