Wtf Belgium

Wtf Belgium
I thought we had something special going on

Do Hungarians joke about... Scottish people? wtf

And Estonians are the punching bag of the Baltic states apparently.

Based Italy

>that italian self-hate.

Wtf England
I thought we had something special going on

baltics+estonia what you doing

Hungarians joke about us?

Turkey is that relevant.

>sweden is bullied on all sides

>eslownia

tabarnak

No jokes allowed in Belaruse

>that bosnian gangbang

Success breeds jealousy.

Is that why you guys joke about Norwegians?

kek

This

we have jokes about scots like they were jews or something they're pretty funny, we even say if someone is too greedy that: don't be a scot

post jokes about germany Austria and Montenegro

How can you even joke about norwegians?

>UK and Ireland
>Portugal and Spain
>France and Belgium
>Germany and Poland
>Norway and Sweden
>Czechia and Slovakia
>Ukraine and Russia

I missed
>Greece and Albania

You bet your ass we are jealous of their oil.

>Ukraine and Russia
wew russia is such a tsundere

Tbqh I think we've got more French jokes than Portuguese jokes.

WTF! I hate Iceland now.

It's easy desu

I agree with you. Portugal is nice

The best country is Italy tho xDD

Hey, we do too!

This.
This is the same situation here. We got more jokes about lazy stupid Mexico-Spaniards than about Belgians...
Belgians are nice.

Its allright. Lil brothers always hate their big brother

yeah, OPs image is bullshit

with us it's either other british countries/counties or france

Don't lie Salim, blagues belges are a staple of French """""humor""""".

>BOSNIA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

no, It's true. I admit that "Spanish jokes" are localized in the southern part of France though.

I can't think of many jokes where the Englishman is the butt of the joke, I think it might be referring to paddy Irishman jokes which always include and Englishman and a Scotsman. The Irishman is kind of the butt of those joke but not really as he is presented as being naive yet endearing and lovable.

We don't care about spain really.

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>What is the name of this German who always hides my glasses?
>Alzheimer, grandpa!
hilarious

those jokes were great as a kid

>A scot call the phone sex line
>i can do anything for you
>yeah? then call me back

haha

bit rude, neighbours

They joke about Mexico, but the coat of arms landed on the water.

We also don't joke about Spain/Spaniards a lot.

It's sometimes used as an off-handed insult when someone does something "not Portuguese" os just stupid, but even then it's pretty rare.

We sure as fuck have more jokes about Portuguese than Spaniard ones. Usually alentejanos.

You're still the main "foreign" one though, since you guys are the only neighbour we have.

Yes. The humour could be so silly. They were some of the first jokes I remember "getting"

>italy
That's pretty chill

Kek, bosnias entire existence is a jole

Punching bags of Europe:

>Bosnia
>Sweden
>Greece
>Estonia
>Germany
>Belgium

Honorary mention to Scotland, based Magyars.

And you fucks genocided them. Shame on you.

Post jokes about your neighbours
I heard this one about Bosnians recently.

So Jap, American, German and Bosnian are standing on balcony, and Jap takes from his pocket full hand of rice
>we in Japan have so much rice we could drown in it
and he throws it from balcony.
American takes from pocket full hand of money
>we in america have so much money we can throw it away
and he does so.
So its Germans turn and he looks to the right, and suddenly Bosnian shouts "Dont you even fucking think about it!!"

Fuck, I quoted that guy by mistake, anyway, the point still stands.

>A scot goes to a dentist
>how much of the tooth extraction
>10 penny with anesthesia without 7
>okay then give me some anesthetic and i do it myself

is there a country in the world that doesnt have this

whats albanian version of this

with greeks
greeks have the same about us

gonna translate some

Why do Hungarians hate Scots?

>alboscum

not sure whether to call you a server or durka scum but that alone tells what a meme nation you are

pls no bully Estonia
most common country specific joke themes here are

>Finns as reindeer
>Russians as onions
>6 toed ice cream eating Latvians
idk about Lithuania, never heard any jokes guess they are top lads

why is bosnia bullied so much?

>alboscum

bošnjo serv rekt
+1 albo

we hate everybody except poles

wtf i love finland now

so basically tsundere pairs
being ukrainian must be scary though

pic

Open wikipedia page and laugh

wow bosnia and sweden get bullied a lot
belarus is a loser tho

>Latvia and Lithuania

It really boggles my mind. How irrelevant do you have to be to joke the most about a country like Estonia? I honestly don't think about either of those countries more than once a month. Jesus.

it's a non country like Switzerland, except without the shekels

come on, it's just banter

Scotland BTFO

football match, two greek teams playing
referee throws coin, 2000 wounded

why greeks never buy fridges? because they believe that after closing the door the light doesn't go off

a greek asks his friend: how come the house burned if you were there?
-I gave a ring 4 times to the firefighters but no one called back

a greek couple is walking to the girl's house
bf tells gf that once she goes upstairs to throw a coin from the window to let him know that she arrived
she throws the coin and after two hours checks outside and sees him there
- what are you doing
-looking for the coin
- go home. what am I stupid to throw a coin without a cord


no offense to grekos

>A tourist visiting Grease talks with a local
the local
>"How do you live here"
>"Ooohh, its really hard, barely surviving. no food, barely anything grows here..."
>"Huh, even if you plant some wheat?"
>"Ooooh, if we plant..."

a car hits a greek man and the owner of the car gets out begging to the greek not to call the police
-i'll take you to the hospital and pay everything so please dont call anyone
-can I borrow you phone for a min to call my wife
-sr
-evgjeni don't cook anything today I'm eating by the hospital

leave greece alone

a greek man returns home with an expensive bottle of wine but while climbing the stairs he falls and finds himself covered in red and says
-please let it be blood

fuck off we hate you even more than the fucking Walloons
KUT BATAVEN LIMBURG IS BELGISCH

It's not very specifically about Austria, but often told here (close to the Austrian border, so they're the default butt of jokes)
>3 guys waiting for their wives while they are having children
>a German, an Austrian and a Chinese guy
>nurse comes out, visibly distressed
>"the babies have been mixed up"
>"maybe you can go in and identify some hints which baby belongs to whom"
>as if stung by a tarantula, the German guy sprints into the delivery room
>immediately comes back out again
>Chinese baby on arm
>"well sir, not to be rude, but this is certainly not your baby…"
>"well, it's my safest bet. at least I can be sure not to have the Austrian child…"

Neither do we, maybe once a year. Don't worry

wtf i hate hungary now

...

Ah, I remember there's a legend about the area I live in. It says that in earlier times it actually belonged to Austria – until one day it was conquered by Germans. Diplomatic problems have not arisen though because up to this day, the Austrians didn't notice.

Ole is retarded

There's no, "little brother" thing there. Denmark stole Iceland from Norway. And still to this day they have to learn Danish, instead of doing something better with their throats like drinking oil.

Do you have any idea what that'd be like? Imagine if Russia had started forcing all Finns to learn Russian as part of their mandatory education.

Why does bosnia have no sea access?

it's literally a non-country with a completely artificial identity which completely goes out the window the very second you take religion out of the picture