Shit lads, if I was a talented footballer I'd sign to Chelsea asap and fuck Eva on the daily

Shit lads, if I was a talented footballer I'd sign to Chelsea asap and fuck Eva on the daily.

sound plan m8

looks like she is a filthy bitch in bed

Do you not have enough spics in your country already? What makes this one so special

u dun goofed, she doesn't work for Chelsea anymore

now you have to play for Chelsea ewwww

hello diego

Little bit late there. You could join Dortmund and fuck Swantje.

Good thread

sound plan m8

Old and there's better-looking skanks to bang

>le as flat as an ironing board woman

>being a tits man

is for lewd

is for cute

>being a subhuman

>Not liking both equally

> north korea
my sides

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I'm impressed than an American could find any other nation on the map

>tfw Argentina is white after all

Would take home and introduce to parents/10

I still would though

Would marry and have a happy long life with.

north korea patrician as fuck lmao

I was autistic and studied maps and flags as a kid

>Argentina
>Boobs
WHAT

>not a single first world country is red

says it all

truly blanco

Nazi immigrants.

>risking your career for some fucked in the head crazy bitch

She looks like that girl that gives you shit because you mention the words "other women" in a random sentence. Although I'm sure she'll fuck your brains out though. But the crazy ones always do

i speak from personal experience fellas, don't stick your dick in crazy, it's not worth it

Based Iceland

>not being patrician stomach

literal iceniggers

iceland m8

>he's a tits guy

>whitest country on the planet likes ass
>strongest country on the planet likes ass
>muslim invaded countries like tits

That settles it boys

Western-capitalistic-porn-sites are 100% banned in NK, there is only one person who could ever visit those sites....

The most patrician is clearly legs

based

>muh boobies
>>>plebbit

Dubs don't lie

Why do girls like Ivanovic so much?

If you played for Chelsea you'd be rich by default, why would you want to fuck that old woman when you can have a fine slag

>I'd sign to Chelsea
>American grammar

why are you cunts so thick?

I'm all about the back of the legs desu

>not being a neck and shoulder kind of lad

shit taste tbqh

>posts picture of actress with great tits
lel

We perfected your language you neanderthal

Removing commas is part of that perfecting?

The countries with most cuck and feet fetishists should be nuked desu

>sign to

well you clearly fucking didn't, you fucking swamp-dwelling, mouth-breathing, puddle-drinking reprobate

>tfw I just realized Ireland is blue

Oh the irony

>caring about grammar on a Mongolian wood rafting symposium

It would be "oh so le ebin irony xDDD" if it was red.

Americans aren't that sharp

That's not ironic. It's exactly what you would expect

old brazil knows what's up

And you're not that white

Egypt really is white

the term "first world" was literally coined to mean the US and its allies you cuck

Why would I want to be white?

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