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charli

bet cara's fanny is fucking minging

>messy room
runt red flag

the wall just got 10 feet taller lads

off to tesco lads

>300+ likes on normiebook profiler
>40 birthday posts

A cruel reminder that no one truly likes me beyond a superficial level

t. millie b

Cornetto?

back from /cric/ lads did I miss anything?

would very much enjoy impregnating this girl, given the chance

made another one

if you like

LOOOOOOOOOL

SENPAI IM WEAK

HOW THIS BARBER GON DO HIM LIKE THAT THO

>ye boi, ya missing me homes?

>/cric/
who's even playing?

>messy floor

what the fuck. disgusting

enjoying this gimmick

hope you do a few more

that's right senpai

pornstar ashlynn brooke and her husband

Lads, people who sell their companies for millions and go out of work

What do they do with their lives? That money will run out eventually

strongly tempted to have a wank then go to bed

>marrying a porn star
grimmest of the grim

why the fuck would you marry a pornstar?

got called a nigger in popeyes

Pakipoos vs AusGODS
It's over now though, just the odi series and maybe memewallop left

you forgot the title

got called a lefty in whole foods

bet she sleeps in the bed of a different chad every night while getting pounded 6 hrs/night

invest it and shit, it won't run out if you do so wisely

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/07/theresa-may-unveils-plans-create-shared-society-reform-vision/

Lads when did the tories stop being the party of small government?

>That money will run out eventually
No it won't.

Do not understand how you could get married, or even go out with a pornstar. How could you live with the fact that they are getting pounded by massive cocks regularly

would turn me on knowing men are wanking to my wife desu

I kinda feel bad for his parents. They probably though he was a shit hot kebab man and it turns out he was a drug dealing thug.

need a bf

they look happy

doesn't need a title when she's spitting fire

got called a rourke in tim hortons today

Wow
Lucky guy!

It will

When you have millions you're tempted to spend loads and buy fancy stuff since you think your finances are endless

alright

Stop projecting you spastic cunt

>what are investments

They put their feet up and let their money work for them

Fucking tit

BAZINGA

might fail 2bh

He gets to have sex with a literal pornstar every night

Bet his life is a living hell

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why not date a metart model or something instead you cuck

I watch people play dungeons and dragons.
what is wrong with me?
youtube.com/watch?v=L4Sb53wvbKI

When small government became obviously impossible in the modern era

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what do you have against scotland?

szia Magyarország

STOP BULLYING SCOTLAND

got called a rasheed in shoprite

*on your wife

What planet do you live on pal?

>projecting

this doesn't mean anything. stop using it. its a meme Sup Forums word

Is this a mouse/rat?

who /looksbettercleanshaven/ here?

my beard grows really patchy and scraggly anyway, plus I have a good jaw and facial aesthetics

Got called a shrimp dick in Milwaukee lads

nothing
i dont know anything about scotland other than its shite being scottish

Done the mathematics and I can move to London on a £25k job and still manage to save £100-150 p/w so long as I'm not a silly cunt with my money. Think the people who moan about it being expensive are just the sort of people who feel they have the Allah-given right to go out clubbing a few times each week.

excellent post

Is this Swansea physics lad?

hello
do you talk like the lads from the inbetweeners?

Ah yes the Torygraph. Shan't.

got called a douche in cvs

This is true

Good luck mate

Kill all hungarians

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I look alright either way, just depends on how I feel. If I get sick of my beard I'll shave, If I get sick of being clean shaven I'll grow a beard

She's retired so it's no different to marrying a regular woman, most women have taken tons of big cocks

i've always wanted to meet a hungarian

is your name janos?

youtube.com/watch?v=85sZOObUWfE

tune

got called a slav while i was chain smoking at the bust stop

made my week

no this is the other physics lad

really want to sing the theme song to 'The Man with the Golden Gun'

How can you marry a girl knowing another man has cum in her mouth and fanny?

got called a runt on /brit/

I will never forgive the UK if they put Charles on the money lads

got called a redneck in winn dixie

wizzlington

pisslington

Bowie seemed like a retard

NES Classic has been cracked

Today is a good day

Look best with 2 day stubble. If I'm going anywhere important or I know I'll be meeting some qts, I make sure to shave 2 days beforehand.

why is it any of your business

really need a daddy issues gf

does she think that looks good or something

got called a beaner in target

Cheers lad, don't really want to move to London though desu.

no, its attila

only 'gins and rasheeds actually care

>hungary? yeah I lived there when I was 12 mate
>got my arse rimmed by a Hungarian milf and she choked on my knob and died
>we had to leave the country because the Hungarian police were looking for a snake cock assassin

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alri

good luck on your exams and such

Got called Harvey Specter in law school lads

How can a girl marry me knowing I've cum in other girls mouths and fannies

brislington?

>mfw I get a (You) on /brit/