You awake in Hemoglobin's lair

You awake in Hemoglobin's lair
To your west lies a trail of dead snakes
To your east there is a shining green light.
What would you like to do?

Jump the chasm

You have died.

Follow the trail of snakes, investigating each one's body as I go

masturbate

roll

kill jester

It appears they were not dead, adventurer, you have been bitten and you are now infected with snakebite venom, and will die shortly if not given medical attention. Would you like to go towards the green light, adventurer?

take a shit

You know the guy who played him died, right? That's why they cancelled the show

Why am I in a homogoblin's lair

The fuck you talking about? Limmy ain't dead

Kill myself.

go to green light

Summon florm

The green light was the headlight of a lorry, driven by an islamist. He has crushed you with his truck, you have died, adventurer.

Kill Jester

kill jester

kill jester

put shining green light in bag

i love all of you

throw baby