MIDWEEK MOTOR/SP/ORT - TRUCKS AT ELDORA Edition

/dirtturnleft/ sub-edition

NASCAR Camping World Truck Series on FS1, starting in less than a 50 bings

6 quali races and a feature

>As expected, Jr still not cleared to race at Indy; Sneak steps up

>CWTS Keystone Light Pole Qualifying, FS1 1715 ET/2115 UTC
>CWTS First Qualifying Race (10 laps), FS1 1900 ET/2300 UTC
>CWTS Second Qualifying Race (10 laps), FS1 1909 ET/2309 UTC
>CWTS Third Qualifying Race (10 laps), FS1 1918 ET/2318 UTC
>CWTS Fourth Qualifying Race (10 laps), FS1 1927 ET/2327 UTC
>CWTS Fifth Qualifying Race (10 laps), FS1 1936 ET/2336 UTC
>CWTS Last Chance Qualifying Race (15 laps), FS1 2015 ET/0015 UTC (Thursday)
>CWTS Race Aspen Dental Eldora Dirt Derby (150 laps/40-50-60, 75 miles), FS1 2100 ET/0100 UTC (Thursday)

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N O R M

I am very excited for tonight

Are they gonna air any cup races on NBC this year? They had one race now it's all NBCSN

Best race of the season right here.

Rolling for winner. Please be Rico.

who /chinkyeyes/ here?

Can the Biff make one more chase? Roush has improved and he's been reeling out top 10s and even top 5s. He could contend in the chase, he just needs a win to get in. He could potentially make it on points if he stays this strong.

Darlington and the second half of the Chase are on regular NBC.

Those top 10s come either on restrictor plate tracks or in extremely lucky circumstances. I don't think he has much of a chance.

John Wes Townley is still "concussed." How much longer do you think he will be suspended?

I think one Roush driver will make the chase on points, no wins for Roush this year. Not sure who will make it tho. Biffle or Bayne. They're both mediocre and would lose in the first round.

NORM
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Oh thank god

Biff has a way of sticking around long after he's worn out his welcome. He'll win one more race in his career before pulling a Labonte and sputtering into irrelevance at age 18346920.

I bet Biffle retires from full time racing after next season. Maybe he'll stick around on a limited schedule with Front Row Motorsports. Essentially switching places with Buescher.

>Gordon driving at Indy and Pocono
>sneak

Allmendinger seems more likely since he could conceivably win watkins glen while biffle hasn't really stood out aside from being a bit better this year. I'd like to see him a have good run but I don't know.

I guarantee Biffle will get a win before bayne or stenhouse. Those two are getting consistent, but they seem to lack the clutch ability to finish the deal and win. Biffle may not be consistent, but put him near the lead at the end and he'll get it done. He's streaky and always seems to get that random win.

>porker playing iceracing

It's the only ride he can get these days.

Is anyone else seeing Speak for Yourself on FS1 instead of this?

Yep. Really disappointed.

What's going on? I do not get FS2 so I can't check there.

It's on now. Was pushed back to 7:10.

>caution on lap 1 of heat 1

Someone can give me a mobile stream link? My fucking pc had to broke this week....

SCHRADER IS BACK, BAYBEE

What psi do they run in the tires? They look nice and flat.

Anderson's truck is fucked

I wish I knew one, huebro.

lmao Cody Coughlin finished last in a KBM truck

Byron will likely do the same

Caution for Rico.

Go Schrader

Rico struggling. I'm baffled.

Schrader hooning the shit out of his truck makes me happy.

Where did Kyle find these drivers who have never seen a dirt track?

>rico

Rico embarrassing himself.

>Eldora

I dont even watch dirt racing but YES PLEASE

what the fuck was that

asphalt tracks?

>kvapil
is he trying to start a fight with a midget

On a paved track

>YFW Travis Kvapil beats up a midget on live TV

>Kwaffle
>Hit his wife
>Hit a dwarf

The absolute madman

Kvapil's career took a turn for the worse after he hit that woman. His career is over. Unfortunately for him, he can't be more like Kurt.

>pit reporter having to get on his knees to interview Rico

That will never get old.

What would happen if Rico and Danica got into a fight?

NORM ALERT

Do you think they had to ask him how he wants to be interviewed?

I could see someone at Fox being like " Rico do you mind if our camera crew kneals while we interview you or do you want us to get slenderman to film you guys from above so you look the same height?"

Can't tell you how I know so believe if you want, idc. But Jr is more than likely done, forever. Worried about longterm health and the dangers of getting another concussion are the reasons.

>Jr. has AIDS like Tim Richmond

Norm is obviously saving all his storming for the LCQ

>Norm in the LCQ

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I don't doubt it. Head injuries aren't to be fucked with, and those two crashes he had at Dega/Michigan weren't *that* bad. It's worrisome. I'm torn up for the guy.

Almost wonder if he hit his head doing something away from the track. The timing of symptoms don't line up with his crashes.

the thing is, he has a concussion history. Sat out two chase races in 2012 after a nasty wreck at Talladega. So...I dunno. Dealing with nausea and balance issues? Yikes.

>jennifer jo cobb

Jennifer Jo Cobb should just throw in the towel at this point. I bet she has more last place finishes than anyone in the truck series.

That's what I think happened.

Maybe it was a water cooler related injury. Those things are hard to refill.

...

>Dad is the greatest American race car driver in history
>work at Mr. Lube during your teenage years to "pay your dues"
>suck ass in late models
>win the busch series championship primarily because you have good equipment
>dad dies in your early 20's, right as the world becomes your oyster
>have three good years in Winston Cup, spend most of the time fighting massive anxiety issues and playing vidya with your friends
>stepmom destroys your father's team
>look for a father figure in a guy who faked cancer to avoid going to jail
>suck even more ass
>forced into early retirement because of CTE

Genuinely depressing.

...

You joke but I use to carry a 3 gallon water cooler jug around to keep hydrated and that shit was heavy as fuck when it was full and sloshing everywhere.

She doesn't actually have that many

I thought I'd never get to shitpost >Sneak again

>most popular driver in NASCAR
>over 20 cup wins
he did alright

Shitpost it right until he plows into the wall

>Sup Forums only cares about dirt turn-left once a year
>Not caring about it every weekend and supporting your local tracks and drivers by going

>implying there are any dirt tracks that can be considered local to me

>implying I don't
>implying I'm not going to one of my local tracks this weekend

What is the nearest dirt track to downtown NYC?

>not racing shitboxes at your local track

Just kill yourself already, James

I meant real racing, not $500 shit box neon racing

grand view?
williams grove?
big diamond?
new egypt?
weedsport?
canadaguia?

there was an asphalt track on long island but that closed like 40 years ago.

>tfw local track can't afford NASCAR sanctioning

good luck getting into anything meaningful unless you've got some of that daddy's money (TM)

I'm sure there are a few of us who regularly go to the track on Saturdays but we don't post about it on Sup Forums because that would be stupid.

>mfw he's still traumatized from catching on fire in the Corvette
youtube.com/watch?v=VHLc1TpuTFg#t=21s

>tfw fucking 15 year olds shitting up the sportsman races because their dads own real estate companies and shit

Kvapil wants to wreck Rico? Career suicide 2.0

this nigga gets it

>Career suicide 2.0
can you kill what's been dead for over a decade?

>Using provisionals in a LCQ

There are multiple people in my area that run 358's, 305's, or 600cc micros and have what many people would consider an average or below average job. It's called not having a shit fast food job.

>tfw no more Mudsummer Classic

Fuck you MLB

Maybe Kvapil will go out with a fight like Jeremy Mayfield.

Bobby Pierce is a qt.

>mfw Dale Jr. reveals he has AIDS

>Toby Stuart out on the track in a tractor
>wow he's such a good owner and businessman

THEY CALLED IT THE MUD SUMMER CLASSIC
BASED FS1
EAT SHIT MLB

HOLY SHIT THAT TUNING

You can get into an average Canadian Tire Series car for $15,000 per race.

Buying a Super Truck or Super Stock is around $10,000. The races are routinely shitfests as described. Last time the trucks were out, half the field was destroyed on lap 7 of 100, and four trucks rode around for 95 laps, with the leader lapping the entire field.

Super Late Models aren't worth it, the track is too small, but the last ad I saw was $5K per race.

That's all before repairs and local track politics of getting in with the right people and not getting fucked over in some way during the event.

$1500 for 22 shitbox events is basically the way to go if you want to have FUN each Saturday.

I think they played a few bars that don't exist in that song

The high school marching band's mascot is the Redskin. Kek.

That one trombone player got a little overzealous and fucked it up. It's always the trombones.

We'll that's just outside living in cuckistan. Dirt tracks in America are 100x better than what you just described.
>pic semi related, the two sides of dirt track

>JWT
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'concussion"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Jesus fuck.

>It's always the trombones
Trombone player here. You mean woodwinds?

>that 66 truck

wew fucking lad

get this meme shit outta here.

>starting and parking at eldora