Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Horrorcore edition.
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Oh? you're so rude to me...

Claiming best girlie!

still here

Just a bit.
>Now you!

Iowa claimed

>I find that tedious
Holy shit so much this. The only time I'll EVER re-watch something these days is if a friend wants to see it with me if not it has to be something I really enjoyed.
Haven't played war thunder since like 2013. Haven't played league in a few weeks but I should get back into it sometime, want gold before the season ends.
Ah, I mostly played destiny solo and most of it tended to be bullshit cheap difficulty. The feeling after is worth it though even if the loot is shit

youtu.be/JaorDsTgFYE

Hmph. Fine.

Nuh uh!

>point your guns at him and laugh
Pfffft, I'll do just that.

Claiming Space Marines For Glory.

will do maki

Claiming Nonon.

QOTT: is it okay to have more than one waifu/husbando?

No. Heresy.

No.
You ever listened to Kvelertak?

Cheeki ittle shit I swer on me mum

Not unless you wanna be branded a heretic.

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Saber claim
>Haven't played in weeks
Remember to read the patch notes. I want gold before season ends too

Sachi has multiple.

Good...
>Keep going~

The usual

I wish you can kill yourself

Just rank 5 one character.. a shit sniper with okay roles but no shortgaze so into the trash it goes
Ranked crucible and faction as well.. Got a lord high fixer.. garbage roles but sureshot and rifled barrel makes it useable

If you want autist to label you as a heretic, go right ahead

No fair, I wanna see more...

I have not. I stay away from modern metal most of the time. And just reading Cradle of Filth lyrics is amazing. Take away the edgy ass voice and you have a lyrical genius and a highly competent and skilled band.

Still here. Kind of.

Agreed man, agreed. I don't want something that's supposed to be for enjoyment to be a chore.

That is if you aren't the one getting the pink slip.

The hero we need but don't deserve.

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Better Question: What if you have one waifu and one Husbando.

>HERESY!

You'll get more...
>As soon as you give me more.

H-Here...

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I have a better idea for a thread...

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No worries about that. I've been trying to keep up with it as much as possible.
I never got into it enough to do ranked or faction shit. Though I should have since I ended up getting some good gear during Taken King
I'm actually pretty glad someone is out there that agrees me on that. Everyone thinks I'm pretty crazy for thinking that.
Don't make me purge you heretic

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Then make one. Dont be a lazy shit.

now unless he's ur husbando, get your heresy outta here friendo.
Heresy you say?
I'm All For Purging.

Claimu
Same here, trying to figure out what to talk about.

Best thing i have to ask is who here likes Puppers?

We don't make threads
We derail threads

That's good...
>But I know you can do better~

>we

Oh I'm not playing everyday, if I did I only do it til I complete bounties but I've come to find all I need is two gold bounties done and rank two and turn in gold on monday and there, instant rank 5 for disappointing rewards

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I want a German Shepherd puppy tbh.
Better topic: Who here has killed? I killed a man once.

I have a few pupperz. Heres Cerberus. Jack on the left has passed 3 weeks ago.
Still lazy as fuck.

>Rory-sama

What a waste of trips

I like puppers!

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Yaaaaaa, with that insane lag I had that last game, I think it's time to take a break.

Ive killed a few wild birds. Puppers got to a couple, a few others broke wings in the backyard. Ive also watched my dog of 13 years get put down, my grandmothers final breath and many wildlife get mercy killed on the side of the road.
We have a Shep, owned by my brother. Occasionally wrestles the pitxstaffy.
Trips are easy to get here. How new are you to shitposting here?

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You know that's impossible, I'm a vampire, I don't die.

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Commence the purging of the heretics carrying more than one waifu.
I honestly lose interest in it if there isn't new content for a while. Replaying the same missions over and over alone isn't my thing

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Unless you're some kind of high figure it's always best to keep your killings to yourself.
I'm sorry to hear that, it must be very hard to deal with,
Puppers are amazing!

>filename

That's not true.
How was your day Spidey?

Touché

Really now? Huh, guess they just find it easier and less time consuming. That's what a re-watch if for though, your favorite stuff.

Rest in Piece connection.

2 confirmed, 1 uncomfirmed.

Okay...

Yeah I killed a ton of birds on my property, few snakes, killed a badger once. I had a fox who killed a lot of stuff too just because I told him to do it.

>Anyway onto the stuff everyone is waiting for
>When I was fifteen I was in a parking garage, smoking weed with my friends.
>Some guys came over and started hassling us for hanging in their spots.
>One of them shoved me, I pushed him back, he tripped, flew over the railing, five stories down, died on impact.
>I count it as murder, never got in trouble because it was an accident.
>Tru

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Niggers, here's a better one, if your waifu was a man would you still love her?

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I agree! My pupper is very cute. His name is Wammers.

So instead, I shitpost here for the rest of my shift.

>7/10 accidental murder

Very nice. You've got the makings of greatness in you.

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>bisexual
Yes, yes I would.

Did somebody say to point my guns at you? I'll gladly do it.

Clammed

What do you mean if?

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Self defense. They initiated.
Hes still with us. Id get a pic but it would be kinda weird.
You have no guns. Just an inkjet. Like a printer.

Hello there. How are you?

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>hamon
checkmate vampire scum
Yea my buds rewatch anything all the time! I really don't get them whenever they've got free time they just do that.
if only I could
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
This is why don't shove someone that high up you're gonna get pushed off

There's only 1 word in there and it repeats

GAY

well that should give your stern some time to stop being sore~

Claimed

Where's Blade when you need him?

I'm very close to just uninstalling this game

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BEST vampire claimed.

>inb4 implying

I am fine, and you?
You got some competition, wonderful.

Wow. Shocking. Probably because you're fucking gay.

cant sage with an image

Probably because it's a troll image built specifically so the only word that shows up is gay

Wow. Shocking. Probably because you're a faggot.

That's an adorable name! what breed is he?

I have a golden named Benjamin.

Theres probably about 4 of you vampires in the thread already.

WEW THER IOWA

Excuse me? Dio is better than your ass and he's not even a pure