If you could bring back prime Arnold for one movie, what would it be?

If you could bring back prime Arnold for one movie, what would it be?

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Batman And Robin 2: The Cold Dark Knight

The movie of being my bf

That one where he and I become lifting buddies.

Jingle all the Way 2

Insatiable 3

sabotage: the beginning

A Conan sequel with Milius directing and Basil scoring. One that features him as a pirate for some of it.

Something about a time travelling killer robot.

Story should be self-contained, no room for sequels.

>a time travelling
>self-contained

Holy shit, is that real? His shoulders are tiny and so are his traps, why is he so tiny? The only thing that actually is bit are his gyno tits and his lats, this guy was on such a cocktail of roids and couldn't manage to look better than that? LMAO
This is like the first time I notice it really

A /fit/ poster boy is sexier than that

Thats bait

Conan directed by Zack Snyder.

>A /fit/ poster boy is sexier than that
>boy

>tfw Milius wanted to make a Conan trilogy

>The Cold Dark Knight
ooooooOOooo
nice title

Total Recall 2: Recall Harder

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Isn't tiny trip dead?

Bring back Milius, McTiernan, Hill or let Mel Gibson make his viking film, that would be better for all of us.

Shot for shot remake of Predator with all the same actors

Prime Arnie and a bunch of old dudes vs the Predator

this would have gotten Arnold an Oscar nomination at least.

That nigger is literally flexing with every fiber of his being

Arnold in OPs pic is relaxed as fuck.
Anrie's upper body is his prime was literally chiseled by the gods.

Decades later and no-one has come close to how literally perfect he was.

Verhoeven's Crusade

Proper King Conan.

Why the fuck wasn't this made?
God damn it all

If you can track down the script, it becomes pretty obvious (evil Jews are involved in the story).

Verhoeven went full retard in a budget meeting.

geektyrant.com/news/2012/9/24/why-arnold-schwarzeneggers-epic-film-project-crusade-died.html

>So what in the hell happened to this project? Why didn't it ever get made? Schwarzenegger explained that Verhoeven had a breakdown in the middle of a meeting that killed it. Here's the story as described by the actor...

>It was all written and ready to go but then Paul started going crazy. We had the final meeting with the studio and we were all sitting at this boardroom table. They said, 'So the budget is $100 million. That's a lot of money. What kind of guarantees do you have that we will get it for 100 and it won't go up to 130?'

>He [Verhoeven] says, 'What do you mean, guarantees'? There's no such thing as guarantees! Guarantees don't happen and if anyone promises you guarantees, they're lying! We don't even know that if you want out of the building here you won't get hit by a truck. There's no guarantee that we're going to make it 'til tomorrow! I cannot have ocntrol over God – I don't even believe in God, why am I talking about God? But someone, nature, could just rain for three months and then what do we do? How can I give you a guarantee? This is ludicrous!"

>I kept kicking him under the table and trying to tell him to shut up while we're ahead. But he just wouldn't, and that was it. That was the end of that movie. Paul always tried to be honest, but you can be a little bit selective about when to be honest and when to just move on with the project. It was a shame.

It also explains why Verhoeven left America. Dude got tired of playing ball.

Either a Conan film or joins the cast of Game of Thrones and becomes a new Dpthraki Khal (basically Conan) and conquers Westeros.

He would do shit like make puns or rhymes when he executes or slays someone and there would be plenty of action shots like him catching a sword mid swing by a titular character and snapping it in his hands and thrusting it into their chest whilst doing that screaming straining face he does in running man

youtube.com/watch?v=-rUF-d5biG4

Verhoeven behaved like a newfag

This would piss off GoT fans so much that I desperately want it to happen

thanks yifi 10/10

gay porn

Goddamn it, Verhoeven, you idiot.

Verhoeven's going to make up for it by directing the new Conan film.

Bane in Batfleck's Knightfall adaptation.

>There's no guarantee that we're going to make it 'til tomorrow! I cannot have ocntrol over God – I don't even believe in God, why am I talking about God?

Paul you idiot.

Terminator 3 by Cameron

I'd watch it

Queen of the Black Coast?

>verhoeven turns out to be autistic
kek

Duke Nukem

my future biopic

If he was dubbed by Bruce Campbell

>Queen of the Black Coast

Yes! Eva Green?

>They said, 'So the budget is $100 million. That's a lot of money. What kind of guarantees do you have that we will get it for 100 and it won't go up to 130?
They ask legit questions and they're obviously concerned, and he decides to rant about god and how they could all die that very same day... What the fuck

There are some rumors that a French production company has showed interest in picking up the project and making it into a tv series like Vikings

Source in Dutch: televizier.nl/categorie/tv-serie/paul-verhoeven-maakt-engelse-tv-serie-van-crusade.18982.lynkx

However, I attended a lecture by Verhoeven last year and he took some time to talk about 'epics', where he briefly said that it never got off the ground because of 'financial problems'

6th Terminator movie

Conan shenanigans

lol camel toe on a guy~!

Problem Child 3

>Prime Arnold will never save us from capeshit

Feels bad man

Pumping Iron 2

Probably a return to Conan

Doesnt need to be prime

King Conan would be nice

> cumming 28/7

>Kindergarten Kop 2: The Kollege Years

>Det. John Kimble has to come out of retirement to go undercover as a college gender studies professor. His old-school no-nonsense methods grate with the students who demand that John Kimble is removed from their "safe space"; a thing Kimble believes is the source of the threats of violence against the White heterosexual population on campus. Can John stop the attack? Armed only with chalk and a sidewalk, he has to rely on his grit and determination to save the day

my dad bought this movie home from the video store once and i hid it in shame thinking he had left out a gay porn movie accidentally.

True Lies 2 our Predator 3

Couldn't hide his autism and thus the world was robbed of an arnoldkino.

PAUL WHY NO

FUCK THIS MAKES ME LEGIT MAD

Its called Generation Iron (2014).

Fucking Teen Sloots

Please tell me that's not true.

A Terminator movie that actually takes place in the future.

100% this

Isn't that ocb?

>Basil scoring

You're only allowed to bring Arnold back.

Colossus in a rebooted X Men universe.

>Austrian playing a Russian

why don't you just open his pants and spit on his dick while you're at it

I'd rather open your mum's pants and split open her axe wound.

Definitely Conan. There are so many Conan stories left to adapt.

>>Austrian playing a Russian
What is Red Heat?

>implying he'd waste his time with a DYEL

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>>Prime Arnold will never save us from capeshit
>Feels bad man
Didn't he ruin it?

His russian was astrocious btw

Warcraft obviously. as arthas

I dunno who that is but its not tiny

>not Daddario

This is literally the only answer you could give.

COCANIUM

aquaman