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>hold up let me just fuck up my films legacy for some shekels
i wonder which jew is behind this JUSTing
late sequels brah. not even once
>Renton is a middling estate agent
>Married with 2 kids
>Struggles with stresses of everyday life
>Runs into Spud and Sick Boy running a scam
>Falls into heroin use
>Depths of degeneracy over 72 hour period
>Learns important life lessons
>Hugs his wife and children in a park while dialing an in-patient drug rehab center
>"When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be" plays
who cares
All those fucking reboots. What the fuck is wrong with this industry?
Trainspotting is a defining 90s movie. There is absolutely no way this can live up to the first.
I hate when filmmakers or authors do this.
>january release
JUST
You know the book has a sequel right? And Boyle stated years ago he was always going to make a sequel?
IM GUNNA B THA MAN WHO WAKES UP NEX TOO YUUUU
As a huge fan of the original
fuck this piece of shit
Unless they magically capture the zeitgeist of this generation (which they can't because the protagonists are 50 fucking years old) this movie will have nothing to do with the first
Trainspotting isn't just the characters its about the culture of the time, that culture is literally dead
Exploring how boring boomers/gen x'rs live their lives now isn't interesting at all
Fuck these people
Wow I would DEFINATELY see it I love junky movies/books.
Jurassic Park had a sequel written too
The fact a sequel to a classic exists does not require the sequel to be made
Shekel chasing and going to embarrass themselves ala Anchorman 2, Zoolander 2, 2001 A space odyssey 2
>this movie will have nothing to do with the first
it's about the same people when they're older, it's not a remake
Why was the original so perfect?
you can't recreate the tone of the 90s
the tone of trainspotting is basically the entire movies value
put those guys in any other environment and they're just pathetic reminders of a past time
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These 20+ year later sequels are always shit. Article didn't say if Boyle was directing, but if so, it is guaranteed to be shit. He was artistically finished after Sunshine. If it is some no-name director, then double KEK.
8.2 IMDB
90% Rotten Tomatoes
8.3 Metacritic
Will Trainspotting 2™ beat that?
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RULE BRITANIA!
I'll ignore it and I hope when it flops it will be forgotten for ever.
Is it the right time for a Beach sequel?
All jewish cast
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the new movie will have
>the wombats
>justin bieber remix
>destinys child
>it's about the same people when they're older
But that's not interesting. Trainspotting captured a generational scene.
A midlife crisis movie isn't going to be nearly as powerful. Quite appropriate though as a bunch of midlife crises is why this movie is happening - Boyle just couldn't leave the legacy of the film alone.
>Fat Leo walks around a Thai beach with his wang poking through his speedo.
>Offers to show people his "beach".
>"Beach" is a metaphor for his wang.
>Tilda Swinton makes cameo as transitioned Thai Lady boy
It's gonna be bitchin'.
>Sega scene at the end
The best thing about the beach is All Saints Pure Shores
they're introducing a new, younger, edgier character based off of renton and sick boy's best characteristics, he'll be known as rent boy
So will this be like the Porno novel or the latest one?
Kys. Skagboys and Porno were miles better than Memespotting
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Trainspotting is my favorite movie so I'm looking forward to it, has a lot of potential to be bad as others have said but I have confidence in Boyle that he can make it great
Will they actually see some trains in this one?