Story time thread?

Story time thread?

>be 6 year old me
>white
>both parent house hold
>dad travels for work
>mom is going to college to be a teacher
>stay with single man family friend after kindergarten
>he has a 9 yo daughter who i play with
>one day she asks, user do you know what sex is?
>no.jpg
>explains its when a boy puts his thing in a girls thing
>why.mp3
>It's supoosed to feel good
>wanna try it?
>of course
>get in her closet and strip
>she plays with my dick and gets it hard
>cant get good angle in closet
>move to her bed
>press my cock against her and just lay there
>don't know your supposed to move
>still feels nice though
>we're supposed to kiss user
>make out while laying on her naked
Pic is what she looked like but younger/no pueberty
Cont?

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Bumping

...

Are you still white though?

Whut? Of course.

too soo... wait

did you put your peni in her pooper?

Should i keep going?its a good long story containing
>cringe
>wins
>incest
>wtf lol moments

Pepper in the pooper ftw fgr

and.....

This is now a get HNNNGGG

Go on

>we live in a majorly black city
>teacher at kindergarten makes all the boys pee in one toilet at the same time.
>circle style
>she claims it saves time and someone has to be watching us at all times
>one day little black kid decides he's going to touch my wiener
>donotlike.gif
>freak out and leave bathroom
>tell mom about it
>she freaks out and goes to the school
>teacher loses her job
>user im pulling you out of school and we're moving to a different town.

>we move to a middle of nowhere farm town
>everyone is white except like 2 kids in my class
>life goes on
>Fast forward
>now 9 years old
>mom has her degree and is teaching
>stay with aunt and cousin after school
>cousin and i get along awesomely
>one day she asks the question
>user do you know what sex is?
>yes i do.proudly
>wanna do it
>do the same thing with her
>lay on her naked and make out
>no one ever finds out about this either
>we have "sex" every day for like a year
>fast forward to 14

who dat?

Bump the thread guys

>be 14 still at same school
>be semi nerdy kid
>good grades like pokemon and yugioh
>sitting in class one day behind "preppy/popular girl
>teacher leaves
>cmon user play with my hair
>whut.jpg
>never had girl i didnt know show me attention
>spaghetti everywhere
>not sure what to do
>face is red AF
>decide to change seats instead
>class is laughing
>i just laugh with them and continue on with day
>after class all friends are like
>you should have done it user
>at least pulled her hair for the luls
>i heard she sucks cock
>could have got your dick sucked user
>eh i dont like her anyway guys

Bump

>haHAA

...

>still 14
>mom gets job at neighboring school
>moves me and younger sis and bro there instead, because its supposedly a better school
>new guy in town
>get my first real GF there
>little red head girl named Felicity
>she is my first real kiss
>date for like 2 months
>homecoming dance is coming up
>be in band
>she dumps me so she can go to dance with chad
>cry under bleachers before half time show
>band friends comfort me
>girls saying shes just a bitch etc.
>First chair trumpet guy approaches
>user you wanna play the solo?
>yes.sniffle
>go out there and play ray charles georgia like a boss in my trumpet
>feel better
>all the band girls dance with me after game
>grab their asses for the keks
>tell mom later i wanna go back to the other school next year
>ok, you were there for 8 years already i understand.

I've stood on the end of that balcony.

you made me happy :)

Bump, wtf is the story line I'm too fucking tired to follow

>now my parents were like super christian
>taught me any sex before marriage was wrong
>like an idiot i believed them
>told them about cousin and other girl
>told me it was ok we didn't know what we were doing etc.
>flash forward to junior year
>really like this blonde girl
>drive a 79' blue chevy pick up
>her family is poor AF
>i drive her home and hang out every day
>tell her i like her
>sorry user you're like a brother to me
>maybe someday though
>hold on to that hope of someday
>stick around her like idiot
>take her to junior prom
>she wont dance with me and dances with her girls
>that summer she starts dating edgy douchbag guy
>long hair, screamo band guy
>at this time also twilight had just been released

This I'm too stoned to know what's going on...

Its just user's misadventures in sex and women

>she tells me "you're like my jacob and he's edward."
>i dont wanna lose my best friend etc.
>I'm mad but i believe her
>try to be the best friend ever so she'll dump him for me
>eventually hear they had sex
>at this point i had started watching porn so i knew what sex actually was
>pissed off
>call her a slut whore etc.
>cut off all contact with her
>become friends with girl in spanish class
>dont ever date anyone else in highschool though
>fast forward to senior year.

>be 7
>every weekend cousin and other relatives come to visit
>one weekend they bring their 1 y baby
>lunch time
>baby is in the other room
>she starts crying
>cousin is outside smoking and his wife is in the toilet
>mom tells me to try and play with the baby so she stops crying
>ok.jpg
>I go to the room
>baby is naked
>idk what to do
>been watching porn for more than half a year
>tempted.jpg
>I pull out my rasputin and put it in the puss
>start 'fucking' her the way I remember from porn
>actually 'cum' inside
>fast forward 16 years
>am 22
>girl that I fucked as a baby is 17 now
>she's pretty hot 9/10 medium/big boobs, nice bouble butt, medium blonde hair - pic related(not her but she looks like her 90%)
>we're on a party at my cusin's house
>me and the girl are talking for about 1h
>never actually told her that I fucked her
>fuckit.jpg
>tell her and expect a wtf u sick bastard response
>she actually laughs and we start talking about some sex stories
>ff 30 mins
>she tells me how her guys in class are all idiots and nerds
>I say fuck then you'll find cooler ones in college
>she says she never fucked a guy 5 years older than her
>plottwist.jpg
>she says she wants to repeat the thing I did 16 years ago
>she starts touching my dick
>we make out for 5 mins
>I put her over the table and we fuck for a good 1h

>be me
>little brother just got new laptop
>hes like 12
>what the fuck i didnt get a laptop when i was 12
>find out he doesnt deserve it at all
>laptop is fucking infested with viruses
>go through is history and find out all he does is beat his dick to hentai on it all day
>hes12wtf.jpg
>he cant even fucking use a browser because of all the toolbars and shit on it
>takes an hour to refresh the page
>when im at school he goes onto my pc and watches hentai
>doesnt clear history
>mom goes through my computer and finds it all
>thinks it was me
"No mom it was user i swear"
>doesnt buy it and i get grounded for a month
>a week later little bro has the fucking nerve to ask how he can fix his laptop
>get pissed and get great idea
>system32.jpg
>tell him to delete system32 and itll clear viruses
"Okay thanks bro!!!!"
>he figures out how to do it
>restarts laptop
"Bro what the fuck is wrong with my top bro
>punch him in the gut and walk away
>mom finds out and i get grounded longer
>worth it

that's cause it's all over the place. so far one greentext about fucking a friend at age 6, one about fucking a cousin from age 9-10, one about not playing with a girls hair and one about getting cucked by a prom date, playing the trumpet and groping band girls.

did you get to fuck her infant daughter?

Whered that pic come from?

>be 17 working at sonic
>cute 20 yo girl works with me
>shes in college in a sorority
>figure what the hell
>ask her to senior prom
>shesaysyes.mpg
>she wears white dress so i get a white tux
>we dance all night and have fun
>driving home
>i really had fun user thanks for asking me
>yeah no problem, this is way better than my last prom. I didnt even get a kiss or dance.
>she leans in
>we make out
>thinking fuck my parents ideology
>hop in the back seat

Oh. Then why the fuck should I care?

Ill get to that, but short answer no

>tell her ive never done this before
>its ok user just do what feels natural
>pull off her panties and pull up her dress
>press my cock into her
>all the way in
>so this is what it feels like to chew 5 gum...
>we fuck for a good 30 min
>I pull out and cum on her stomach
>that was great for it being your first user.
>we kiss and get dressed
>next day at work everything is back to like before
>fast forward to christmas time
>alcholic aunt is down for the holidays
>night before christmas she comes in my room drunk AF
>gets in my bed
>wtf.no
>she wont move
>whatever just go to sleep

>thinking fuck my parents ideology
>hop in the back seat
Mfw

>so this is what it feels like to chew 5 gum...
>one good line of greentext

you have literally nothing better to do

...

bump

>around 3 am get awoken by strange feeling
>Holy shit, aunt has ahold of my cock
>she's feeling around like she's trying to figure out what it is
>sudden enlightenment
>she starts stroking me
>i am diamonds
>this is so wrong but feels so good
>fuck it
>start thrusting against her
>slide fingers into her
>she thrusts back
>she half wakes up smiling
>well you've grown so big
>laugh yeah but i never had a bj
>she stops and goes down
>sucks my dick like a pornstar
>pull her off and flip her over
>press against her pussy
>no we cant its wrong
>keep going anyway
>she doesnt resist
>fuck her for like 15 minutes
>she is infertile so i cum inside
>she starts saying how its our cum and its special
>goes back to sleep
>i go to sleep as well
>next morning open christmas presents and act like nothing happened

Bump

Bumping for fag

>senior year spring semester
>16 year old sister asks me to teach her about sex
>start watching porn with her
>pull out my dick and start jerking it
>tell her she can play with her self to
>she does
>we fap/schlick together
>eventually, user, i wanna touch yours
>ok
>proceeds to give shitty handjob
>blowjob scene is on computer
>tell her to try that
>she cant go deep but damn she can work her tongue
>enjoy for like 10 minutes
>she also has DDD tits
>pull her up a bit and put my dick between them
>she gets is and starts bouncing her tits up and down my length
>gonnacum.webm
>bust a huge load all over her face and tits
>thanks user
>we keep doing stuff but eventually she feels guilty

too soon

a girl that died because her drink was spiked with antifreeze

>dont wanna give up my sure thing
>keep asking until she does shit
>be in shower before school with her
>she's blowing me and has gotten better
>#click#
>shit MOMS BACK
>hear mom go to her room
>tell sis to get out
>mom sees her come out and asks where i am
>sis tells her I already left for school
>hear sis go in her room
>try and sneak to my room
>mom is still in hallway
>busted
>WTF IS GOING ON user
>tell her sis and i just decided to take showers together to save time so we could sleep in longer
>she goes to talk to sister alone.
>i go to school thinking about it and worrying all day.

CONT CONT CONT CONT CONTINUE

>come home
>mom dad and sis on couch
>shit.mp4
>haveaseat.chrishansen
>Fuck fuck fuck
>sis told them everything
>told them i talked her into doing it
>said i "raped" her
>deny deny deny
>they send her to a friends house for like a month
>explain what we did was wrong etc.
>eventually sis comes back and we pretend it never happened.

youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=YWdD206eSv0

Sauce?

Summer before college
>be liking this one girl alot
>we make out every time we meet up
>ask her what are we?
>she says idk we arent bf/gf though
>cantwakeupinside.mp3
>leave
>be hanging out with her friend in down mood
>she asks whats wrong
>explain about other girl and i like her
>yeah she likes to lead guys on alot and just have fun.
>super pissed now
>friend is kinda a huge slut
>hey user wanna feel better?
>you know what YES. IM GOING TO FUCK THE HELL OUT OF YOU FUCK HER.REEEE
>take friend in back yard at night
>lay down blanket
>she sucks cock like a goddam pro. Probably from all the practice.
>push her to ground and angry fuck her with the force of 1000 suns
>she cums like 4 times then i bust all over her face
>go home

Do continue, fine sir

>she of course tells original girl
>get text meet me here.
>she is jealous AF
>what the hell user
>you said we werent a thing so what? Im free to do what i ant with who i want.
>not with my friends!!!
>You're just mad it wasn't with you
>fuck you user
>you want to
>she just stares at me all mad
>im sick of the games femanon
>then just take what you want user.
>challenge accepted
>pick her up and carry her into shed
>literally tearing off her clothes
>angry making out
>slam my cock into her standing against the wall
>scrathcing biting pulling hair the works
>fucking like goddamn animals
>cum inside her like no tomorrow
>dont give a fuck if she gets pregnant
>laying and huffing in sweaty aftermath
>so I guess I'm your girl now
>smirk* no i got what i wanted. Im done.
>she flips shit
>i just get in my truck and go

too shopped...

>so I guess I'm your girl now
>smirk* no i got what i wanted. Im done.

TOP FUCKING KEK

>Hanging out with the slut friend
>slut friend has a fucking 10/10 younger sister
>say damn i wanna fuck your sister
>friend goes yeah i do too actually
>what.gif
>jkjkjk not really though
>sister also has kid...
>whatever i always wanted a family
>chat up sister and the next week we start dating
>her bday is coming up
>no idea what to get her
>be chatting and tell her about her sisters comment
>holy fuck really, user?
>she said it not me
>well actually I'd fuck her too
>this is going somewhere
>take gf into room and start making out.
>blind fold/strip her and tie her to bed posts
>go out and get sister
>come here
>walk her into bedroom
>tell her her sis wants to fuck her too
>go on, go on
>she starts eating her out
>i strip and go to gfs head
>take off blindfold
>she is confused but just keeps moaning
>realizes whats happening and goes with it
>gf sucks much cock while her sister eats her pussy
>untie her
>get double sister bj
>spend all day having 3 way sex
>hapoy birthday babe

the story went from 0 to hero over the course of the thread

Cont, you're going somewhere

>started college
>been like a week since heard from gf
>wtf is going on
>worried because she told me this dude has been stalking her
>after class go to her house
>sister answers door
>user what are you doing here
>looking for GF what do you mean
>she said yall broke up?
>the fuck?
>where is she?
>with her boyfriend
>rage/confusion
>get text from unkown number
>i heard you were stalking my girl. back the fuck off if you know whats good for you
>show sister the texts
>turns out gf wass crazy AF
>had 3 bfs and told them all the other 2 guys were stalkers and was trying to get them to fight
>show all the texts to her mom and expose her
>leave and never return.simba

bump you god you

You had a slow start but dammit now I'm fully invested

Moar

>be in college band camp
>cute tall alt girl with dyed red hair in a pixie cut
>uses make up to make a different facial tattoo each day. Kinda like a butterfly wing around her eye.
>she also wears a collar everyday
>she has bf ironically has the same name as me but we never met
>one day shes explaining how she likes weird shit
>like what?
>i want to be a slave
>holyfuck.jpg
>start treating her like an object
>choke her
>pull her collar
>spank her
>she is in ecstasy
>start grinding against her
>says we cant have sex because she is actually virgin and doesnt wanna full on cheat.
>what the fuck ever
>says she likes to give head though
>goodenoughforme.winrar
>face fuck the hell out of her in band practice room
>sloober and gagging everywhere
>cock feels amazing
>cum in her mouth a first for me
>she swallows it all
>zip up
>says we cant do this again. Idk if i can hold back from fucking you...
>dont really care
>let her go
>she married the other guy with my name a few months later.

do keep going

Bam0

>spaghetti everywhere
lmao

bumped

>decide i should settle down and get a legit GF
>start looking around school
>eventually knock it off with this girl in my english comp class
>art major
>didnt know they were all crazy at the time
>we start going out after 2 weeks
>date for like 6 good months
>have some rocky moments but get through
>really falling for this girl
>start imagining the future with her
>start talking about marriage and kids and what not
>There's a campground not to far from the school
>we bought a tent and would go camp/fuck out there
>it should be noted at this time i was 200+lbs
>one day at the camp go and take a shit in the stall
>wipe up and return to tent
>gf is super horny
>start the fucking
>fuck her until she cums 5-6 times
>babe my pussy is too worn out it hurts
>i still haven't gotten my nut yet
>pull out and straddle her
>start tit fucking her from above
>its hot as satans ass in that tent
>sweating like a mother fucker
>busy nut on her titties and roll off
>all of the sudden she goes OH MY GAWD!!!

>>busy nut on her titties and roll off
> >all of the sudden she goes OH MY GAWD!!!
oh please no

> OH MY GAWD!!!
cant wait for this

>I hurriedly look over
>her tits are covered in cum
>but her torso has this brown liquid all over it
>OH MY GOD. SWEAT MIXED WITH MY SHIT LEAKED FROM MY ASS HOLE ONTO MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
>she is freaking the hell out
>EW EW EW GET IT OFF
>grab baby wipes and start wiping her all the while shouting sorry! Over and over.

krk

NIGYOUWUT

Felicity...someone watches Day[9]

Legendary bread

wrong picture dumbass.

>so surprised she didnt dump me right there.
>thinking holy shit (kek) this girl is the one
>keep dating for a month afterward
>all of the sudden she just dissapears
>freaking out cant find her in class she wont answer her phone etc.
>finally find her
>what the fuck where have you been?
>user i dont want to see you again
>what why?
>we're through
>she turns to leave
> grab her arm
>she jerks back
>what about our future...the kids...marriage...dont you still want that
>no i dont user
>glassshatters.webm
>i just watch as she walks away, trying to figure out what what happened...

>Evening, Summer 2005 in West Texas
>Wind is blowing warm and dry over the plains and agitating the wind chimes and shell casings and empty bottles that hang from the awning of my uncle's trailer.
>Inside my cousin and I are playing San Andreas on my uncle's PS2.
>Uncle is out at a jobsite. Won't be back for days.
>I'm 16, tall, skinnyfat with mophead hair perpetually covered by some stoner-themed beanie hat
>My cousin, 12 or 13 from my recollection, I will describe as I remember him from that night: Round-faced, slender and scrawny. Barely a shade over five feet even as he neared puberty. Blonde hair cut shorter than mine but curly and always messy. Dressed in athletic shorts and a t-shirt with some sarcastic phrase or another scrawled across the front.
>When we started playing, there was a respectable few inches between us, sitting on the floor in front of that old-fashioned fat-backed television. And though I don't notice it immediately, after an hour of gameplay, he has slowly scooted closer so that his arm brushes up against mine every time he moves in reaction to the game

It was exactly what I thought it would be

these threads are the only reason im on this shitty site

u shifted on her chest. that's what's wrong lol

>The hour is 2300 and in the middle of a gang battle, my cousin suddenly pauses the game and tosses the controller in my lap.
>He says, "I don't want to play anymore".
>I look down at him. Now I'm aware how close he's been sitting. Just turning my head to face him, I can smell his skin, his hair...
>I say, "okay", somewhat confused but not surprised as he'd been acting strange ever since my uncle left that morning.
>I get up and walk to the kitchen, grab a glass from the cabinet, and fill it up at the sink. When I turn back around, he's now laying on the couch, one arm stretched across his forehead, staring off into space.
>I ask if he wants to watch TV
>"No"
>I ask if he wants to listen to some music
>"No"
>Before I can make another suggestion, he gets up and goes into his bedroom, I assume, to go to sleep. Fair enough, I think, it's getting late, he's tired. That's it.
>I get a cigarette from my uncle's stash in a drawer under the kitchen counter and step outside.
>After three drags, my cousin appears at the doorway behind me, asks for it.
>I hand him the cigarette and he takes a long drag, hands it back to me.
>I take a drag and my cousin steps down from the doorway and stands in front of me. He leans forward and rests his head on my chest, his arms hanging down at his sides.
>Not sure what to do, I stare out at the lights of the cars, still passing down the highway one or two at a time in the distance.
>Throroughly confused at this point--never seen him act like this before--I ask if something is wrong.
>Long silence, five seconds, ten. Then he says, "I'm just really glad you came out here." I feel his arms slowly crawl up my sides and around to my lower back in a sort of weak embrace. Down below, I feel the first stirrings of an impending erection. I take another drag.

>With half an inch left on the cigarette, I ask if he wants another drag
>He shakes his head, swiping his face side to side against the front of my shirt. I toss the cigarette into the dirt and look around. The nearest neighbors are over half a kilometer away, but I'm still worried someone might see.
>I put my hands on his shoulders and gently push him away.
>He looks up at me, eyes wide and mouth hanging slightly open
>I tell him I'm going to bed.
>"Oh," he says. His face falls and he looks away.
>I open the door and step inside the trailer.
>In the bathroom down the hall, I'm brushing my teeth and between bursts of the faucet, I hear my cousin enter the trailer and walk into his bedroom. I rinse off and put away my toothbrush and open the bathroom door.
>Across from me is his bedroom, the light's off inside so I can't see him. I close the bathroom door and shut off the hallway light and step inside.
>While I stay there, the two of us share a queen size bed that takes up over half his floor space. I get under the covers and scoot closer to him. I know he's not asleep.
>"Hey", I say, "what's wrong?"
>He shuffles back towards me until I'm spooning him.
>The two of us have always been close, since his uncle's divorce, since his mom had her crazy religious conversion and moved overseas to proselytize in China or Albania or wherever. But tonight it's different, in a way that I felt but couldn't really explain.

>It's just him and his uncle out here, in the desolate, ugly, beautiful wasteland of the old Southwest. His entire grade at school in the double digits and mostly twats, by his judgement, the nearest neighbors half a click in either direction. I'm all he has, that's what he doesn't have to tell me.
>"Alright man," I say. I tilt my head downward, bury my nose in his messy blonde hair and inhale, and it's like I'm taking the whole of his spirit into the dome of my skull. He bends his knees downward over mine until the soles of his feet are touching the tops of mine. I reach around and wrap my arms about his chest, gripping tightly the front of his shirt.
>"user", he says.
>"Yeah?"
>He sniffs and says, "please don't leave."
>I clench his shirt tighter.
>"Not yet", I say, and release.
>I feel one of his hands come over the top of my own. My other hands rubs up and down from his chest down to his stomach. He's warm and soft even through the t-shirt. My hand wanders down to his waist and over his thighs. He inhales deeply, but offers no protest.
>I ask if he's okay, he nods lightly.

>enter into depression mode for a bit
>obsessed with figuring out what i did wrong and why she left me.
>slowly realize we just werent meant to be like i had thought
>life slowly comes back to me
>next semester hit gym and work back down to a respectable weight.
>start dating blonde ditz girl
>dont actually like her or have stuff in common but kinda using her to get back up on the horse
>we make out in parks and finger/hj in public alot but really dont go anywhere to have sex
>one day decide im getting some
>take her up to basketball stadium
>theres a little area thats kinda hidden
>make out and pull out cock
>she starts stroking me like usual
>pull her to her feet and pull down her pants
>start fucking her from behind
>only last like 2 minutes because dont want to get caught
>she breaks up with me the next week because she thinks im a 2 pump chump

>Encouraged now, I slowly shift my free hand back up and underneath his t-shirt. He's breathing faster and I run my hand over, mapping every warm contour of his chest and stomach.
>He lets go of my hand and I reach down towards the waistband of his shorts, then pause and reach lower, toward his crotch. I can feel his cock, small but rock hard, pressing up against the front of his shorts. I squeeze it lightly and start rubbing it up and down through his clothes.
>His breathing quickens and I crane my neck forward and begin lightly kissing the side of his neck.
>He presses his ass back into my crotch. I know he can feel my dick through my pajama pants.
>Bored now. I surge up and throw the covers aside--too hot anyway--even in the dark I know exactly where to go.
> I reach down and pull down his shorts and underwear in one tug, he kicks his legs and flings them across the room.
>Bending down, I place one hand on his chest, he grabs it with both hands and holds it to his heart. With the other, I feel for his cock. Hairless but for a barely perceptible tuft just at the base, circumsized and though it's hard to tell in the dark, just over four inches fully hard.
>I put my mouth over it in one go and slowly pull it out, my tongue riding the bottom vein up to the head.
>He arches his back, and I can barely make out a "yeah", escaping between breaths.
>Like a depraved whore, or a wild animal mad with feverish lust, I go at his cock such that I'm barely paying attention when he says, "wait".
>Then he gasps; his dick twitches and warm, salty semen spills into my mouth. I'm surprised, but managed to fight the urge to gag. Four, five, six strings. I start to think he could go on forever.

>FInally, he finishes. Against my instincts, I swallow every drop and with my tongue, clean every inch of his still twitching cock.
>I lay down next to him, my dick still throbbing with anticipation; I wonder if he'll return the favor.
>Still naked from the waist down, he rolls over and lays his head on my chest, saying nothing. I put my right hand on his back and grab his hand with my left.
>He's adorable, I think, even in the dark he seems so content. I'll let him rest for a minute.
>Having other ideas, he pushes himself up and reaches across the bed, switching on the light.
>Now, for the first time since I laid down, I can see him fully. He's sitting on top of his feet and looking down at me with a half smile on his face, almost expectantly.
>I reach down and begin undoing the drawstring of my pants and, taking the cue, he reaches over to help me.
>I think, here and now, this is crossing the moral threshold
>Sucking my cousins dick to climax and swallowing every drop, you could write it off to teenage horniness
>But we haven't stopped, we won't stop.
>Now he's got my pants off and he's pulling off his shirt
>I decide that I'll dive in
>I sit up and wrap my arms around his neck, pull him down to the bed so I'm on top of him
>I kiss and lick his neck, I nibble his ear, his hands are rubbing my throbbing erection and he makes soft little moaning noises as I rub my hands up and down his slender frame.

>This went on for some time. How long, I can't say for sure.
>We woke up, naked and embracing, some time after sunrise the next morning.
>Still not ready to leave the bed, we turn on the TV and watch some dumb cartoons for an hour or two
>I get up, buck naked and walk to the kitchen, water first, then coffee, then breakfast for the both of us
>Somehow I can't bring myself to just pour us some cereal
>Scrambled, eggs, thick bacon, tortillas, beans, and jalapenos
>I bring them in and he's laying there on the bed, stomach down, propped up on his elbows and his feet hanging over his ass
>He sees the food and his face lights up and just seeing that I immediately gain a half-chub

>be me
>be 13 in 2001 summer camp at my school
>used to hang out with Latina coach (yard supervisor)
>wants me to hang out with her daughter thinks im suitable for her
>after school meet her daughter 2 years older than me
>sexy mexican hoochie coochie.jpg
>within 2 hours of meeting her she is sucking my dick in back "yard" of apartment
>produces my first orgasm with almost made me collapse
>bust in her mouth
>she was a total experienced slut and i just had my first sexual experience
>we do this thing the whole summer until her mom smokes pot with her or whatever and child services come take her away
>like when I was 22 i had a car I met up with her mom one day in a bar like bumped into her
>ask how her daughter was
>died in 2007 in car accident in mexico
>sad.jpg
>bone her mom the following month
>feel guilty.gif

Nah we were way past that
>Grandma gets into the foster program
>gets a 17 yo blonde girl
>become regular fuck buddies
>be at pool at grandmas
>there's a camper out in the yard as well
>we use it to fuck in
>girl starts flirting with my 16 year old brother
>ima get him laid .jpg
>we all start talking about sex and shit.
>eventually she asks him, user have you ever had sex
>no
>do you want too?
>yes
>they go in camper and fuck
>eventually she comes out
>user come join in
>fuck it im game
>bother and I eiffel tower her
>It was a fun day

Can user continue with the non-gay greentext? user was greentexting like a pro.

>be me
>im running
>the man is there
>he cant see me
>i slide down and push him
>my pants get filled with static
>i laugh HARD and static goes everywhere
>hes crying now
>we ditch him and skate somewhere else
>his face when
>the dog is sitting down
>we run back but they left the city
>i walk down stairs
>see grandma
>shes sitting down but sleeping
>push her
>my hands turn to static
>shes slowly dissolves into static
>i swim to the surface
>they see im not wearing any static
>they all laugh
>the face when?
>he jumps but into the sand but its too dirty
>i trip on the ground and look at the sky
>hes dead
>i look and
>mfw

whether this is true or not, Internet High Five to you.

Password user, or separate users. lel

>drop out of college and join navy because no money
>get gf still in hometown like dumbass
>wait 6 months before i can get leave and go home
>fuck her in grandmas poolhouse
>get caught by grandpa
>he just says yep, thats where i thought you went....
>gf is super embarassed
>i dont care
>week later back in san diego with navy
>gf texts me wanting to break up
>figured, whatever.
>first deployment time
>after 3 months at sea we finally stop in hong kong
>hit up the bars
>hookers and trannies galore
>be drinking with one girl in a bar/massage parlor
>offers me a massage
>why not
>takes me next door to hourly hotel
>gives me a good rub down
>sucks my cock
>all of the sudden another girl is in the room
>they just keep coming
>i have 5 women and me
>fuck all of them and cum on 2 of their faces
>16000 HKD=2000 US $
>they all leave
>i walk out alone/tipsy and get stopped by NCIS
>you know its illegal to get hookers what were you doing in that hotel?
>uh im alone i just had to piss sir.
>takes picture of me
>go to captains mast next week because idiot friend couldnt get his story straight.
>get the prostitution charge dropped because no evidence but still hit me with disobeying an order because i was away from my group.

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not op but i have a kinda similar story:

>be 5
>me and my girlfriend from kindegarten (also 5) are in my room
>ask me if i want to play house
>whynot.jpg
>takes my stuffed clown (a creepy little fucker) and decides that he is our child
>remember what my friend from my neighbourhood told me about how babies are made
>decide to give it a try
>tell her that if she wants to have a baby we have to do adult stuff first or we cant have one
>explain her how we can make a baby
>we pull down our pants
>giggle like little rascals
>stand in front of each other
>try to put my flaccid 2 inch penis in her vagina
>doesnt work that well but fells kinda good
>tell her that she has a baby now
>keep on playing house

>On my boat meet new girl
>super short looks kinda like tracer
>into anime and shit like me
>all deployment keep talking about how we'd fuck each other
>finally get back home after 7 months
>go to her appartment and fuck like animals
>best sex ive ever had
>fucking leave looking like i had just been in a fight with a lawn mower.
>fell good but also hurt
>never dating her but still hing out all the time
>went to comicon with her the next summer.

Dont 404 on me yet

>At comicon
>random girl freaks out because im her fave character
> hang out all day, kiss her get her number
>back on boat ask how old she is
>16
>fuck...Im 21
>just go with it
>meet her mom
>mom is cool with it as long as im not fucking her daughter
>everything went better than expected
>date for around 6 months before next deployment
>really love this girl even though shes only 17
>we make it through deployment
> i get back she is almost 18
>meet her dad
>hes cool af
>says we have to sleep in separate beds
>proceeds to push beds together to make 1 bed
>does this guy want me to fuck his daughter?
>we have sex for the first time that night next to the fireplace
>propose later that month
>get married and I get out of the navy
>couldnt be happier than i am with her fellas.
>she cosplays for sexy times and is ok with mff 3ways but not mmf.

Thats my entire story guys hope you enjoyed it. Just remember even if you're a complete autist. Things can still work out in the end.