Rap Thread

Rap Thread

I love blacks
I love snacks
Im bad at raps

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Me and my boys we love traps
fucking with us man,
youll get lost in the faps.

Yo yo check it out, yo listen to what I talk about.

I'm here to spit a lyric, so grab the nearest dick.

All my bitches chillin, hope they watching Netflix.

I'm sorry I wasted your time, but I enjoy to rhyme. Don't give me shit with a pitiful fit. You best understand that I am only a man. So now I'll stop because I'm about to smoke. No really sorry for wasting your time.

I'm a bored man, so I'll kick it for chan. I used to jerk it so much, was left with a sore hand.

I'm about to feel so lit, you thought I was gone? Nah I don't quit.

Bitch ass nigga, have a casserole. Don't even think you are some kind of King top troll.

I feel like I'm doing bad, but I hope you remember I'm the cuck lad.

Nah I suck. Shit. My bad.

This was posted by drizzy drake btw.

Killin all the fake ass alphas here? That's my war plan. Nobody who frequents this site matters in life. More than 95% of you? Actually nice. So take some rapping advice, put away the misogyny, homophobia, and racism. And get back to your wife. Lyrics on wholesale, but givin it away for half of the price.

your rhymes are weak I'll fuck your brother until his pussy turns pink

Half the price for twice the product, when I write this fodder, I stay greasy like some raw duck. Aw shucks. I could spit it for days, like when youre in the dentists chair. Then silence, awkward, with a friendly stare.

Did you just rhyme weak, and pink? Man. You freaking stink. You should seek a shrink. Do you even think? You're making the entire race of people sink.

Ain't nobody want it with me. I rub it, swiftly. Fuck keepin it ten times ten, I keep it a hundred fifty. You just some ugly dick cheese. I fuck em kinky. Your chick will spread my butt and lick me. On my anus. Cause I got the longest paenus. This dong is famous.

What the bloody hell did you just bloody say about me, you little wanker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Australian Snipers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Badwater, and I have over 300 confirmed headshots. I am trained in 2nd scoping warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire RED Team. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with headshots the likes of which has never been seen before on this Server, mark my bloody words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, mongrel. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across France and your camping spot is being traced right now so you better prepare for the crits, wanker.

These wack kids get eaten alive. Not a single one of your feeble people survive. You can see the evil in eyes when I scope the last piece of the pie. When I eat pizza, I cry. Because it so fuckin tasty. Suckin your nursing wife's tits while I have lunch with babies.

my life doesnt matter my mom is fatter my dad screwed up his wife with a baseball bat now my head is flat I was a fetus my pop shoulda wore a hat swining with a baseball bat my growth is stunted I wish that nigga bunted- fuck every cunted

roll

Sup Forums Im a trap worth a fortune my cat got aids i fucked him im immune

I make the beat retarded, call that shit a slow jam
if you ever got some dank ass memes hit me up fam
Real G's move in silence like lasagne
yeah my dick is so huge call it an anaconda

See, when something actually takes talent and intelligence, and you can't just copy pasta? Ain't nobody yellin it. Fuck what the rock is cookin, are you smelling it? The reality that nobody here is promoting a worldview thats worth a damn? Done trying to educate the children for today, gotta get back to workin man.

OP POSTING FROM IN JAIL CURRENTLY GETTING BTFO BY B LOL EPIC

Off by one

My best one

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nYgga
nigga nigga gaga nigga nigga ga nigga
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
I said nigga check the nigga nigga nigga nigga

Fucking killer rhymes but they don't want to give me a record deal because they say it's too aggressive and offensive (I'm white btw)

Cruisin on b each and every day
Looking at trap breads thinking yo I'm gay
My palm starts to sweat reach into my pants
The thread is stopped by the great spiderman
Saving my soul from the sins of b
Saviour smiles on me as I stay straight
I fucking beat my meat until it messes up my gait
My arm is all weak from so much stress release
But one more thread, I'll try to look at some feets
I start to get good, teens in fb nice
But look at thread title, the feets belong to guise
I freak I scream look down I start to cream
But I suddenly awake from this nightmarish dream
Im tachycardic, lethargic, some dyspnea too.
All because some feets from a couple of dudes.

I'm the sickest MC watch me get them trips
when i start rapping this yo girl be moving her hips
come back, sit back
watch me whack my gack
(hit me)

>underrated post

nigga you rhyme on Sup Forums I'm not 15 anymore, talking about promoting world views like your not some autist voting for hilary

one line flows, chan got some a those

Bitten rhymes.

rollin nigga

better have your gat in hand cause man

you get me JME?

I love Thomas the Tank Engine

I'm a muslim
I'll kill Dustin

look at this savage L i'll be handing
yo bitch faker than the '69 moon landing

i got a story that'll waggle your balls it's called me being the greatest thus requires applause

no one is rolling 55 or trips on this thread

Uptown Fuck Yourself

downtown cuck yourself

shit

Moms spaghetti

this entire post

boy imma cook you up, won't eat you tho, ill stick to rice,
cause last i heard, fried retard really aint that nice

Skippin n flippin n dippin n skippin

hit me

REAL HIP HOP

Check it
My pen and paper is coffee stained
I pour coffee at the shop
I work with nothing gained
Suck my chop
Whack it tamed

im a lyrical spiritual miracle individual

roll

Yo I'm op
I'm a real g
Suckin dick is breezy

I'll suck your boy
And use a toy
Like "hey big boy
You make me coy" ;)

Your next line is...

you a bigger cuck than onision
my dick is the one yo bitch leaning on

SPIRITUAL LYRICAL SPIRITUAL LYRICAL LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL

drops mic

kys im out

the number of bitches on my dick is 7
y'all better know I'm behind 9/11

I'm here to get dubs and fuck bitches
check my dubs

Yo, my flow reminiscent of a prime Grand Puba
My tongue sharper than the sword of the Japanese Yakuza
Beats always slamming like Dilla, like Ali was the man in Manilla
Man or gorilla, I'm a nicer striker than Anderson Silva
I'm conquering like Hannibal on the back of an elephant
I'm the best even if I'm pink and pale and I'm lacking in melanin
I've been a problem since my first birth date
In the delivery room my dick hit the ground and it caused a earthquake
The school hallways I was pissing in
As a kid I was lacking in discipline
Ignoring authorities and never listening
I come from the slummiest of slum villages, killing evil
You come from a village of disco dancing village people
You other rappers I'm obliterating
My flow is the Michelangelo Sistine Chapel
You ain't even fingerpainting
Bitch, I'm swinging nunchucks and hitting you dumb fucks
And making you duck down like Ruck and Ruste Juxx
I'm eyeing you fat bitches and seeing which one fucks
I'm making the gun bust, I'm bringing the blood guts

fuck the blacks
they nothing but rats
fuck the niggers
they nothing but rapers
fuck the kids
they nothing but shit
fuck this rap
its nothing but real bad

This isn't money and a Grammy and an Academy Award
This a brutal lyrical verbal version of Gatti and Ward
If I bust in your eye, it might blind ya
As a kid I was too hyper, sniffing pancakes syrup from Aunt Jemima
Sip wine with Jesus 'till I'm in a drunken stupor
Then I slap box God and sumo wrestle with Buddha
I ain't dumbing it down, I'm murdering and gunning it down
These others artists I'm above them even if I'm under the ground
A rapper with a Maybach or a car that my ass can't afford
I'll rip out the windshield and I'll shit on your dashboard
Don't make me laugh, young blood newcomer
Your mother was a crackhead, you a crack baby fresh out of the dumpster
Smacking ya, hurt ya, I murk ya, massacre mass murder
Blasting your ass, stashing the burner, the trash lurker
I'm worser than Rambo in Bhurma
I'm dumb in the head, I'm not a fast learner
The white boy version of Nat Turner

i can do it yes i can
cause I'm a jewish american

Tommy Hearns Marvelous Marvin Hagler with the vernacular
Bullets splattering through your kidney and flying out the back of ya
I'm shining like diamonds in Africa
I'm mathematical
Scientifical like Benjamin Banneker
Rowdier than riots in Attica
I got identity issues, it's self hatred, a pissed off
Wigga acting like I just stepped off of the slaveship
I kill any beat, murder any track
Mutilate the snare, rape the kick-drum and shit on the hi-hat

Rollan because I can't rap for shit

rollin to promote my soundcloud :^)

Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma
You assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me
And it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating how to give a mothafuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
‘Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music

If I was dumb enough to believe Jenny McCarthy, I would say at least everyone in this thread has been vaccinated. You couldn't be more sad if you watched the RNC while you masturbated. The overwhelming weakness in this thread is leaving me agitated. But I still bless it like you asked for greatness. Known for tearing that ass like rapists.

You better check'em like Ketchum, pikatchu fucking'chu better pokemon your pokeballs, eating the Brockoli using the Onixly, Pokemon Go Pokemon Go fuck yourself

OP's this, OP's that
OP loves to wank to traps
OP's bars are fucking whack
But he'll still fuck your girl go retweet that

double dubs is trips
now rap it

JUST

...

alex is a stupid nigger

REEEEEEE

DO

get

normies

Fuck shit come at me nigga bitch you ain't shit u can't fuck with me nigga
Fuck shit come at me nigga bitch u can't fuck me im unfuckable nigga

ME

i spit flames call me charizard
like my dick this beat goes so hard
shut the fuck up you gay retard
chat more shit and ill come to your yard

Why do we not have an do guys?

check them.

dubs chooses the beat

"i find this image sexually arousing"

shytown duck yourself

I love jew and nigger, nigger dick are my favorite

It's okay

It started with a truck and a bomb, now every countries scared where that guy with the beard is from. Let them in still, the public can pay the bill, this is more if a poem, let's show 'em!

I'm aspergic.

yeah my bars are so underrated
this fucking get is all calculated

Trip dubs

TRIPLE DUBS

the beat is this

youtube.com/watch?v=DLBA78DuVtU

Fuck lil Wayne, fuck drake, and the governments corrupt
Fuck the government cuz I don't give a fuck

55555 get

big get

quints

BUMP
u see me bumpin the thread

Shoutout to op cuz he give good head

rap god gets his quints

Pooh boy

5

trips, then dubs
rap god?

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