Wanna watch a film

>wanna watch a film
>drink 15 beers to get into the mood to watch something
>get hiccups for 5 hours

Life is literally unfair desu

I should get into drinking alone at home during the day, sounds fun tbqh

>watching a movie
>eating potato chips
>can't hear the movie over the sound of the crunching in my mouth
why do I even try

dont

>drinking 15 beers
>not taking 2 strong beers before switching to liquor

>being able to afford liquor
gtfo upper class scum baby

I don't remember last time I got hiccups from drinking, and i'm an alcoholic.

Don't senpai. It's a terrible habit. Productivity destroying and combined with Sup Forums you will never improve your life.

I've been saying tomorrow for like 5 years.

Alcoholism isn't cool.

I feel the need for the next two weeks of school tomorrow and I'm still not the same thing to say I have a great way of the year and I don't think that I have a great way of the year

pretty sure you get more alcohol/cost with liquor than beer lad

oh geez thanks for letting me know bro Im sure you know better than me! its not like im 35 and been drinking excessively since I was 16 or something, good to know!

This bitch is so fucking fake.

Kinda hot but she looks ridiculous in clothes with that massive fake ass.

>not getting 14% lokos

Lmao this pleb

I'd have to afford plane tickets b4 I could afford that shit m8

Sucks that you have to guilt yourself for it. I bet if society wasn't constantly reminding you what a piece of shit you are you'd be able to enjoy your day drinking and shit posting

>want to watch a film but don't feel like sitting still for two hours
>smoke a cone
>watch movie
>have a nap afterwards and reflect on what I watched

>he thinks that it's society that makes you feel like shit
maybe try it m8

They are like 3$ m8

i think he's implying he's not american friendo

well you'll get way more bang for your buck from a liter of liquor than a 12 pack of beer for relatively the same price.

I live in a europoor eastern shithole m8

didnt the "plane tickets" bit made you realize that already? are you more drunk than I am?

>taking any form of mind altering substances while watching a film
Anti-art

What does that have to do with how you feel after you get wasted?

I wasn't aware it's an American only beverage

My apologies for being ignorant on the matter

>watching movies and judging art in general sober
you're the reason progress is stifled tbqhwymmitbomwifwrn

>he hasn't dropped acid and watched his favorite movie at least once

>want to relax and watch a film at night
>drink 2 bottles of red wine before hand
>wake up next morning and can't remember a thing about it

The idea that a 35 year old is posting /r9k/ pics on a board that clearly has an average age of 16 about his chronic drinking problem is fucking terrifying.

Why do drink beforehand? It's much better to drink while watching. Also learn your limits.

>want to watch a piece of entertainment
>drink some
>start viewing everything in black and white for some reason
>wake up and dont remember anything other than the black and white part

Why are people so helpless when others do not use emojesus in their posts?

>/r9k/ pics
when you get older you will stop putting shit in boxes in your head and simply wont give a shit

wut

Daily reminder that most beer is full of hops these days.

Hops increase oestrogen levels and will make you a low test cuck

>hungover on Sunday
>decide to drink 16 beers while playing NBA 2K16
>barely feel anything

What went wrong?

>What went wrong?
life

I was going to have a few drinks tonight but now I think I'll give it a miss.

>americans need 15 beers to get drunk

>he can still get drunk

>not even in the mood to fap
>drink 40 beers
>start to feel buzzed
>still can't fap