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NIGGER!

if he was born in the slavery days would his mutant power adapt him to be a white dude?

Why didn't he?

JUST TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN LMAO

He was too slow

What did he mean by this?

>Sebastian standing in the light
>Darwin standing in the dark
>this is the last time they spoke as friends

he just didn't

>Adapt to this, fucking ape
What did Vaughn mean by this?

>Burn you fucking nigger

What did Vaughn mean by this?

Is this what redpilling looks like?

Why didn't he just adapt to it then? What a shitty superpower
>he tried to, but then he died
Yeah he shoulda fucking adapted to it and survived

i miss this meme

It would adapt him to be Jewish

White oppression.

i miss james may so I watch his new tinkering youtube program
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>we're are gonna...
>smiles
Kek

Is this all the show is? Him just taking shit apart and putting it back together?

It's the most harmless show in the world, why the hell were women complaining about it?

X-men has such shitty supporting characters. That part with all the 'kids' messing around was terrible compared to the rest of the movie. Then there's fucking Storm, Iceman, Kitty, probably more I'm forgetting. The Jlaw version of Mystique is the only bad main character they have though.

Original quote was DODGE to THIS but because blacks favorite car concern is dodge they changed it to ADAPT to THIS.

so he went to war as a 12 year old?
he chained his bike to a tree in the middle of the forest?

fuck I wouldn't be surprised if people shared this photograph on facebook

But when he put his head in the fishtank he instantly got gills.

they were?

>Shaw says the word "enslaved"
>automatic pan to Darwin

Stop, invincible body.

What did Singer mean by this?

Tree's don't grow like that

I wanna know why they gave her that stupid as shit hair
Making her nude is one thing, but that hair is just JUST

When I saw this with my m8s we all started laughing

>it's a Sup Forums thread

>she answered anyway

???

Such a dumb scene. If you want to kill the black guy, don't make him the one black guy that can adapt to everything.

where do you think you are, cuckface?

Their mutations aren't perfect. That's the point of the scene and the whole movie, idiot.

There was some comic where this actually happened, more or less.

That's retarded. FOX is retarded. It's like having a Batman movie where he trips and rolls his ankle during a chase scene because HE'S HUMAN TOO WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES

He did at first but for whatever reason he still imploded
So stupid
Apparently though in the comics he comes back as sort of a cosmic being, I really hope he comes back to defeat apocolypse

Fuck me this is comfy

Imagine if his mouth just fucking disappeared.

His mutation was supposed to perfect at making him survive anything. Like this one time where Dawin fought the Hulk. His body was just like "Fuck this" and teleported him away. He's all about survival. Not being the strongest fighter, but the best at surviving, no matter what happens.

>talking about slavery
>camera pans to the black guy

And the black guy was never actually a slave. The camera just turns to him as if he was freed yesterday.

kek

He adapted too hard, became energy himself. :^)

your final gasp for attention before you off yourself?

Do you have anything better to do with your time?

>giving him (You)s
You're part of the problem

i dont really give a shit, hes gonna off himself, die of diabetes or get shanked in prison for being a pedo soon anyway

HI IM KEVIN BACON

lmao

I dunno
Maybe he's so autistic that he can live the rest of his life on autism bux and have just enough money for soda, hot pockets and internet and die at a ripe old age of 45 from heart disease

He did. The blast was so powerful that the only way for his body not to be exploded by it was to turn himself to stone, but this killed him in the process. It was too much for his powers.

Nah he'd just get a really strong neck and become fireproof.

It was obviously a set-up for him to return in the next movie in a big twist, but then they dropped all the First Class mutants that weren't OG X-Men for no good reason.

this thread is grade A Sup Forums

Why is he feeding him a Jolly rancher?

> His body was just like "Fuck this" and teleported him away.

This is the kind of superpowers I want to read about. The kind of shit where the "hero", if he chooses to be one, has to really work at making it work for him, instead of it being an awesome power considered a curse by everyone for muddling drama.

He became a metaphysical being.

Did he become euphoric?

On Sup Forums not Sup Forums, also that image is pure cringe

>extremely thick, muscly neck. Ideally his head would retract and join to his collarbones to avoid hanging
>thick chitinous plates on his back to withstand whipping
>ability to run at extremely fast hihg speed to outrun the slavers
>regrow limbs for when they try and hack them off
>ability to hibernate and regulate body temperature if they try and hotbox him

Basically he'd turn into an anthropomorphic cockroach

Honestly. They should have just painted her blue, left the scales off, gave her regular red hair, and give her her comic costume instead of making her naked for lulz.

>chilly weather
>hot chocolate
>that show
Thanks for showing me this, user.

I think scales were perfect. with only blue skin, it would look cheap.

not sure about hair though

wasn't it in x3?

Shut it, nigger.

Yes

>Basically he'd turn into an anthropomorphic cockroach

so no difference at all

I'm going to share it. Full circle senpai.

My mistake

He's black, not Turkish.

*unzips dick*

edge

Shut it, nigger.

>Adapt to this, you fucking braindead nigger faggot

How did they get away with this? I know it was set in a different time, but christ...

edge

Shut it, nigger.

edge

>that hammer part
how could anyone dislike May

What the fuck is up with his neck

Genuine black poster spotted

go back to you master, slave

>saying nigger is edge
You don't belong here.

He's "Copy that" guy

?

He blew the fuck up. Just because his power is "adapt" doesn't necessarily mean he adapts to literally everything. Stop thinking about things so autistically and mechanically.

>it's a reddit post

Hello darkness his old friend

>why didn't the dinosaurs adapt to the meteor lmao

Actually that was brilliant, he was attacking people weakness so they feel vulnerable and therefore he could gain their trust easier. When he said "Kings" he stared at nerdy Hank, when he said "Queen" he stared at whorish Angel. And he attacked those 3 guys, because he knew those were the 3 weak links, and he could gain them, and make them join. If Magneto were there, he probably would changed the speech to something like "power and superiority".

...

How could you adapt to a explosion of a nuke? Even steel and diamonds are melt or destroyed.

>inb4 roaches
Roaches can survive the radiation, not the blast itself.

I don't get it

He meant adapting to a non-welfare state, it was logical he died