Waifu claiming thread.
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>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Ate too much. Bleh... besides that unproductive.
hahaha, no, not at all. I do get two cats though.
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Miho claimed
I aint got rope but i got my .45
せんりつ の たつまき claimed
Oh shit, this in the works or has it finally happened?
I love the mods.
Have you praised the mods today? you better or they'll delete the threads again.
I really should look at some sort of AC.
Nonon Jakuzure Claimed
Love her and her sassy personality.
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No that was op
I'm on my 9th day without candy and I dont have enough CP to buy any
Contract signed, money transfered. It is happening. Only the Notary has to sign it and the deed is done, I get the keys and it is done.
>claiming yume
Requesting waifu legs for further pleasure statisfication
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ObligatRORY claim
Hello Chara-chan, how are you this morning? I gotta know, what's your favorite kind of knife?
milk
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Sex-crazed loli claimed
Mandatory cLELEIm
>Legs
Here
You're sweet enough on your own
Tell me what the sweet taste of freedom is like.
Yume
rory
Bring it and a thousand rounds, and remember niggers can't aim so stay calm and use your irons and become the next Zimmerman.
Its the greatest invention man has ever made, makes summer a bit less horrible.
Hello.
But the collars inject poison!
The candy is the cure!
I remember a few years ago we were in france with AC in the hotel room, barely left it outside the evening.
Lolis are best at lovin'
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>not enough CP
Candy Points?
Sup Nonon? My favourite knife would be any good sharp stainless steel knife. In good condition of course.
Yo Rory!
I will tell you once I have breathed it. I just fear it doesn't taste as sweet as I'm making it out to be.
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Mornings blow. I think i caught a cold.
re-class claimed
2 mags is enough. Niggers run after the first shot anyways.
Thats some nice legs
>best waifu legs
have arrived
CP= Cast Points
A home can't be bad if you're in it.
Tomo # whatever
Hoppou best abyssal.
Well that is no fun. Here some butt to make you feel better.
Tomo #1
Best legs.
She doesn't look very cute in this.
Alright faggots, prepare for the cutest waifu
No idea what those are. Are you on some kind of diet?
>Sexualising the waifu
Are you hitting on me again?
But yeah, I guess it can't get much worse.
Well lucky you, when I was on vacation in Europe the hotel room I was in was tiny as hell, had no ac, I don't think it even had a fan, and it was summer so I had to leave all the windows open and there were construction workers across the street who started work at like 6am, it was fucking bullshit.
They're just running to get Al Sharpton and to tell him about how racist you are for defending yourself.
>that's not the shiro you know and love
No I was referencing the show my waifus from
Cast Points are currency in Deadman Wonderland
I do like some butt.
He didn't post Hoppou, he posted inferior Re-class.
I think that's all over europe, construction workers and all.
Whats wrong with a cute butt?
top kek
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Everyone loves butts and legs
Well i wouldn't want you to be home all alone~
Things are looking up.
They're all the same~
First track in this album is obviously inspired in Mogwai, I'm loving it.
I only love /hr/ butt.
QOTT: What do you think is your waifus political direction?
Honestly, I'm not sure. I'd say it's right. Probably Hitler right even.
Ah shit. Then you're not the Shiro I know. Ah, not that important either way.
Forgive me for making this grave mistake. How are you?
If it's from your waifu, then it's bad since... you do not sexualise your waifu
I wouldn't be. I mean... two cute kittens. Two even!
God damn you Yume
Now I need to fap
You know it.
It was just so annoying, I'm glad it was only for one night, wasn't surprised when the hotel I stayed at in Germany was the best one by a long shot.
Kill all niggers.
www.strawpoll.me/10830003
official waifu heresy poll
Post yume butt
Probably whatever her father says like most women.
Best Yandere
Claiming this beauty
Right, she has uptight parents that sheltered her, she must be conservative to a point, but she;s kinda gay so not that conservative.
Syndras ult is shit
I really doubt she cares about politics, at all.
It is, yeah german/austrian hotels are my favorites, outside the really expensive southern ones.
Already been claimed ese
My waifu would not be much into politics at all. I am fine. You? What did you eat too much of?
>hugs and buries face in chest
I love you~
I thought we had a truce, amigo
Akiko claimed
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That's a nice direction.
Huh... what do you suppose her father would say?
So probably just slightly right
That's also an option
>not much into politics
I can see why.
>what did you eat
Pizza. Just one Pizza.
>Megu
>Yandere
Pick one
Waifu4laifu
I was calling you best yandere, silly
Peaches
That the Japanese are the master race and that blue haired people are not to be trusted.
Peach flavoured kouhai
I can see why.
Yup.
Its a single target point-and-click "hey, have you seen my balls?" straight damage ult. What's wrong with it?
Yuuko
nice hair
You reminded me, it's been way too long since I had peaches
Hello sharky
Is that Ryuko-kun or Mako-kun that you're choosing? Either way they're cuties, even if my waifu had squabbles with them.
>me best Yandere
now that makes more sense!
Thank you!
>Blue haired people are not to be trusted
Agreed. Damn Main Character hair color
Heya Akiko!
Hello brocon
Whats up, familiar
Mako is Mai Waifu
Large pizza? My fat ass could probably eat a whole large pizza in under five minutes, no problem.
What a cutie, have a pic to strengthen your collection.
Still here
My husbrando
Tuturuu!
I don't know. We only have one sized Pizzas in Europe or family sized ones.
And mine wasn't family sized.
Needed half an hour for it.
Who are you? Nice Picture.
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We do, that's someone else.
>Megumeme
QOTT
How would your waifu kill someone?
No one particular
>best waifu legs
is the title of rory
I love Shiki legs
Either left or not interested at all
No
I know
Mio legs from Yuuko great
Chara nah wie gehts?
My favorite tight wearing waifu in the thread
Bow and Arrow or Knife to the chest like in the series
Missionary position
>still need to watch steins;gate
Half an hour for a pizza? You a skeleton?
An 11.4 magnitude earthquake.
Someone said rory?
Suffocation/Broken neck.
It was me all along
O my god her ass I'm about to cum
Lemme rephase my question then.
Who's your waifu? or... how should I call you?
Stabbing. Several times. Everywhere.
Geht gut. Spiel gerade nebenbei gta 5. Keine Ahnung warum alle Trevor so mögen. Ich mag ihn nicht. Hab regelrecht Angst vor ihm. Spiel seine Missionen so schnell wie möglich durch.
Nope. average human being
How wouldn't she kill someone
Slice off arms and legs before finishing with a knife to the back, Or a single cleave from neck to hip if she just wants it to be over quickly.