How do we fix hockey, Sup Forums ?

How do we fix hockey, Sup Forums ?

Multi pucks
3 teams on the ice
Coaches can challenge a call but they have to fist fight the refs

Incorrect you cannot fix perfection

Change offsides to something that makes more sense.

It's beyond stupid that the puck carrier has to enter the zone first and alone, and way too many defenses are based on impeding him as frequently as possible, which is boring.

Do nothing, it's fine.

>Put the neutral zone size back to what it was, lack of real neutral zone play has basically killed offensive creativity
>Make the glass like 2-3x as high all around the ice
>remove the "if you so much as tap another players stick and it breaks, automatic penalty"-rule. Its way too random and slashes should be left to the ref's discretion
>continue improving goalie equipment with the goal of shrinking it year by year

Constant cherrypicking is way more boring

Well, no, but you could give it a haircut.

>Cut the league down to 20 teams.
>38 game round robin, top 8 make the playoffs

Take less money to have it on a network that people will actually watch (ESPN)

Which teams get the axe? They gotta memes or have never won a cup.
>Wild
>Jackets
>Yotes
>Jets
>Cats
Who else?

The leafs

Fold all sunbelt teams
Kill bettman
Remove instigator
Fixd

M U L T I P U C K S

Play it in a bowl.

Play it in space

kill bettman

Holy shit this

But also remove broken stick = slashing penalty

Tell all coaches to abolish chip and chase, I want to see guys carry it in more

Remove Slav

roller skates

everybody's gotta play on one leg

Goals only count if player interfering with goalie

As in traditional field soccer, the basic objective of the game is to kick a projectile into the opponent's goal area to score points. There are similar restrictions regulating the use of the hands and arms, but unlike regular soccer, ICE SOCCER doesn't permit heading or slide tackles.

Offside rules for ICE SOCCER are also very different from those used in field soccer or ice hockey. Offsides is not relative to the position of the projectile to either a player or a line marking, but rather how many players are inside the defensive blue line. Games are typically 30–60 minutes in duration, depending on available ice time.

In competitive play on a full sheet of ice, a team at full strength will consist of nine players: six slammer/blockers, two backs, and the goal keeper. Youth games add an extra back, for a total of ten players per side.

Many sports have "sandlot rules" which are less formal, and allow for situational adjustments. Similarly, the rules of ICE SOCCER can be modified for casual recreational play; to accommodate variations in the play area or the numbers of players, for example.

The official "game ball" of ICE SOCCER is the Boot'r™, which has a special shape, weight, and covering designed to provide interesting and lively competition on the ice.

But leave the ice.

Drop the instigator rule
Only wood sticks allowed
Shrink goalie equipment

make the goalies pads smaller and more fighting

>Wild
Fuck off, we're a top 5 profitable franchise

Step 1 making hockey better: Kill chip and chase

Proposal: Make it icing unless they're on the opposing team's offside line

Yay or nay?

Trap era tier