You wake up next day on Kat Dennings body. What does Sup Forums do?

You wake up next day on Kat Dennings body. What does Sup Forums do?

In or on?

Ficke sie 2 mal und dann kommt jemand "R**×" und ich sag ihm das sie daraus stinkt und es gefällt ihm

Wake her up and ask for police assistance to remove me from the home. I would also apologize.

Kanye what up fag

I would start contemplating on who engage and why I am being set up for what may be a horrific crime.

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You prolly mean't i͟n͟ her body,
but either could be interpreted
in the biblical sense, if you know
what I mean.

Maybe

I don't know. Probably figure out how to hide the body.

Wait, is she dead or alive when we wake up?

In her body or on it, the answer is strip and fuck it....

wtf....can someone decipher these hitler runes?

rape kill and rape again.

Call her a jew, do a 360 & leave

Id imidiatly start motor boating

Put a bag over her head then fuck them titties to pieces

inert gas asphxiation

because zyklon b is just mean

Les out with her blonde friend on that shitty show of theirs

bury my face in her tits and go back to sleep again.

On her body not in her body, faggot

I would call my wife and try to apologize for whatever happened the night before. I think she'd understand... as long as Kat was still alive.

I'll pretend Anton Yelchin's soul is now in my body and we'll fuck.

Am I the only one here willing to admit that I really enjoy watching 2 Broke Girls?

I literally have seen every single episode with my wife and usually laugh at least a couple of times during them.

What the fuck is that

Scream in agony. I woke up as an average looking womain in her 30s who only has tits as an asset. I'm also short, even for a woman. So, sit quietly until the storm blows over and I return to my glorious 6'8 height and penis between legs.

Looks normal to me user.

I turn 360 degrees and walk away

wonder who she is

Looks like he let google translate it into german.

Kat is probably the hottest girl on TV ever since Mad Men ended.

That's actually a pretty reasonable answer. I don't know if I'd recognize any celebrity if I'm waking up on top of them in the morning.

What the fuck am I looking at

motorboat

she always goes in a gotish style that I find extremely attactive

Wat

behead her and fuck the head

Hide the body.

Definitely.

...

She really does look totally cute in that gothy outfit.

Motorboating those fat fucking G cups would be heaven.

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I can't do the take

The way you post makes you sound a little cringy, but yes, I do laugh when I watch.

hot body

ugly face

I'm not a faggot but if I woke up in her body the first thing I would do is find the biggest, blackest nigger cock I could and put my new DSL's to work.

Her body is made to suck and fuck BBC.

I just covered her tits with my hand and suddenly realized she has a really ugly face.
I can't believe I never noticed that before.

Hes asking what you would do if you woke up on her body not in

she dead?

shave her haid and pull out her teeth, take the body to a pig farm

You're so wrong about her face user. She's just absolutely gorgeous.

At least in my opinion.

on, not in
>cuck detected

I think you are wrong. She's very pretty.

-nigger lips
-too many moles
-nose looks like a dick
+nice eyes

...

Ask her to leave, ich don't like others in my bed

Opinions.
To me her face is very ugly. But that's just my opinion. It matters as much as your opinion that she's beautiful...none at all.

motorboat

keep in mind that beauty is subjective, and discussing it is wasting your time. Unless you enjoy the discussion.

Alright I can see that. We just have different tastes.

I love her juicy nigger lips and have always been into chicks with big noses. The moles are a definite - but I don't think they're that big of a deal.

I like her face a lot but even if I didn't that short, stacked fuck-doll body of hers would make up for it anyway.

Hi Pickton.

>beauty is subjective
no it isn't

True. I'm just curious what you find ugly about her. It's just always interesting to me what other people see differently than I do.

Put Beth's head on Kats body...now that...I could get behind....
Literally.

Nice b8, nobody is this stupid

>Wake up.
>Find myself lying ontop of a busty woman's body despite going to bed alone.
>Look around, find myself in her room.
>I start screaming and panicking because I have no idea where the fuck I am.
>She does the same.
>Neither of us know what happened.
>Find out I'm in LA or some shit like that.
>Have to call the British Embassy in New York and somehow explain how I appeared in LA.
>They find no record of me getting on a plane or anything at any airport or getting on the Chunnel/Ferry at any point.
>Get put into the papers as the girl who got teleported to Kat Denning's house.
>Return to Scotland after a couple of days.
>Return home.
>Go on Sup Forums.
>Tell y'all this story.

I think Beth is doing just perfect with her own body but I can see where you're coming from.

The two of them basically embody my dream threesome on that show.

Did this really happen user? Sounds true.

Say: "good morning mom"

post pics of your mom and her fat titties plz

>not knowing sigmund freud

He's a disproven hack. Post your mom's fat titties.

The joke is that sigmund frued loved incest you cuck. Fuck it, im going to a new thread

Kek
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>on Kat Dennings body.

On top of her lifeless corpse?

full lips signify femininity you fucking faggot
>nose looks like a dick
you're def gay

I'd still fuck

Take pornographic photos, sell them and transfer the money to my bank account.

Also squeeze boobies all day for rest of time.