/heem/ : Danna Whytche, hey Danna Whytche, Danna Whytche edition

HEEM #989

Upcoming events:

7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga [Prelims start at 7:30 PM EDT, 4:30 PM PDT, 12:30 AM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]

7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Mackenzie vs Hoo [Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]

7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
7/31: Pancrase Osaka - Kitakata vs Hayasaka
8/5: Titan FC 40 - Cavalcante vs Assuncao
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/13: ONE FC: Macau - Leone vs Moraes
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/26: Lellator 160: Henderson vs Freire
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Maia vs Condit
8/27: ONE FC: Jakarta - TBA
9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - TBA
9/2: Lion Fight 31 - Baars vs Whitley
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/25: RIZIN 2 - RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: OPENING ROUND

Previous thread: News:

>Latest episode of TFATK - Episode 168: Ed O'Neill:
youtu.be/ixwRIRhLX1o

>Latest episode of Heavy Hands - Episode 115:
youtu.be/dHwSc7OQCaI

>Latest lesson from Zahabi Sensei brought to you by Quest Nutrition™ inshallah, Reebok® inshallah, & last but certainly not leastly by the TimTam® athletic massager inshallah
youtu.be/km9vD1i38Vg

>Dana White speaks at Republican National Convention
youtu.be/-ov77Me429U

>Mark Hunt Calls For Fighters Association
markhunt.tv/mark-hunt-asks-all-fighters-in-favour-of-an-association-to-contact-him-immediately/

>Cyborg BTFOs entire UFC WBW division
mmajunkie.com/?p=203216

>Bellator's Ilima MacFarlane calls out Anastasia Yankova, wants to resolve 'hidden sexual tension'
mmajunkie.com/?p=203132

>Esther Lin Facebook chat with Kailin Curran
twitter.com/allelbows/status/755823753997594624

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=SwWX43wPALs
bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/20/12241936/mma-news-aldo-says-he-had-spies-in-edgars-training-room-to-help-him-prepare-for-ufc-200
strawpoll.me/10797960
bbc.com/sport/boxing/36845024
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Anderson Silva is fighting again this Friday

Schaub bless this thread

fuck the mods

>he does it for free

first for YOU

Who is the best jap fighter?

Masato is my boy

what went wrong with the other thread?

that do hoe choi kid

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Legit though, what's wrong with these mods?

He's North Korean you racist.

mods deleted it for no reason

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Lawd have mercy..

Dooho choi is my boi

Piana will protect this thread. Piana Protection Activated. Conor McGregor weight cutting aka Auchwitz Protocol will be initiated if this thread is deleted.

>someone that isn't spergop makes a thread
>every link is functional and is what the op says it is
wasn't expecting that at all

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powertrip

>active thread over 100 posts in
>b-but it was a few posts too early
>better delete it

first for schaub

he warned me for spamming/flooding too
no idea what the fuck he's on about

These look embarrassing
Still it's quite entertaining to watch compared to the high level stallings occured in IBJJF competitions

and to think these guys have better BJJ then anyone in the UFC.

itt: assblasted 189ers bitch about the janitors

if you idiots would simply follow the rules, it's not difficult you silly cunts

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>and to think professional golfers have a better putt than anyone in the MLB.

T.janny
Kys faggot. People like you ruined this board.

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one day you may

If I were dude on the bottom I wouldn't even bother trying to change position. I'd swing for the fences and eat those pillow punches.

Rare Goldie for my /heem/ peeps.

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Schaub bless, my brother.

>when the ketamine kicks in but you still have 2 more fights to commentate

Rare Panini

Is previous thread the GOAT new meme of 2016?

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you can use BJJ to win UFC fights

you can't use putting to win hockey

>Tyrone calling Wonderboy "Wonder Woman"
>Tyrone saying Robbie is shook
>Tyrone calling the division "the welter-whiners"

>mfw that perfect loop of infinity
it's too much
it's too much

youtube.com/watch?v=SwWX43wPALs

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>tyrone

Anyone else feel bad for asians when they get beat up?

It's like watching animal abuse.

>the spam

janitor seems to take spamming/flooding seriously, try reporting him

IF Brendan Schaub had trained MMA directly since his teens, how many champion belts would he have accumulated during his GOAT run?

>him
schaub is a faggot

think of what they do to animals to make yourself feel better

For sure stay in your lane, my man. You wouldn't know greatness if it slapped you in the face.

Schaub bless.

the question is why dont you train MMA since you were a teen

I'm sure this technique will translate really well to fighting

0 if Richard Eugene Piana had been training MMA directly since his teens

is this greatness?

He was too busy dominating football and crushing ass, my man.For sure clean that cheeto dust off your fingers, 100%.

spent my teens posting on Sup Forums

the cringe is overwhelming

i like how everyone who knocks him is so happy about it, look at how he wants to keep pounding schaubs unconscious face

Winners focus on winning, losers focus on winners my guy. For sure keep your shield up. Schaub bless.

>Implying I haven't been in martial arts since I was 5.

Is this roiding motherfucker anyone's boy? If he is you should heem yourself.
>yes I take easy fights who wants hard ones?
>Kelvin and Stun Gun are top five in the world and I deserve this shot
>not I didn't duck Hendricks,I just waited for him to take damage before I jumped on him
>yes I lost the Rory fight but I didn't choke I had a headache,was focusing on acting, and other stuff
>I beat Condit clean,the injury was good for him so he would know I can break his body

0 because he would've been knocked the fuck out by any of the last 12 heavyweight champions. He's also a huge pussy who let a failed comedian like Rogan talk him down from pursuing his career ambitions.

>heem'd by the first jab
>greatness

Rich Bless goddammit!

woodley will unironically heem lawler and make it look easy then quickly lose to wondermeme

> Barnett subs unsubbable BJJ legend
> Barnett gets subbed by a can with no grappling a few months later in the UFC

BJJ tournaments are a myth.

Being a living legend in two different sports, a t-shirt entrepreneur and media mogul starring in a huge podcast with a Fox deal? I think he's doing fine, my man.

>t-shirt entrepreneur

Yes

Pure BJJ ≠ BJJ in MMA, you gigantic imbecile. Please be trolling.

To be honest Catch wrestling is more of a myth then BJJ tournies

Bartnett's grappling has been overrated

Roy Nelson outgrappled him and he's a natty manlet brawler

can you retards stop saying GSP juiced when he was at one time the """"""""""sport""""""""""s only advocate for strict drug testing?

Wait, Tyron is getting the title shot?

Why????
Is wonderboy injured or something?

He's a complete nobody in both UFC and NFL and took the easy way out. He was too pussy to stay in UFC. Stay mad Schaub dickrider.

>Roy Nelson outgrappled him

No he didn't, he just took him down a few times

Nelson is a black belt under Renzo anyways

>a living legend in two different sports
>he played in the AFL which sucks dick and he was a fucking nobody
>he's a fucking joke in MMA
Try again m8

Aldo said he had spies, scouting out Frankie Edgar to help better gameplan aganst him

how does /heem/ feel, isn't that kind of dirty?

bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/20/12241936/mma-news-aldo-says-he-had-spies-in-edgars-training-room-to-help-him-prepare-for-ufc-200

Then he puts in a losing performance and has his face battered

Things that make you go hmmmmmm

>be the unquestioned HW GOAT
>forced early retirement
>stay positive
>work harder then anyone
>make over 100k an ep
>haters hating success everywhere

i literally want to suck his cock, he's just too much

IMPORTANT POLL
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Should be overturned to NC immediately

Of course it's fucking dirty. Aldo is and always has been a pussy.

>media mogul

oh yeah I'm sure he's very popular. Just look at the crazy amount of views his podcasts are getting. He must be swimming in the dough.

>the state of Schaub posting

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Against a pre-USADA Hendricks who was starching goofs left and right. Since then Johny is like 2-51.

schaub btfo again

People do that all the time in other sports no difference. Pretty sure in handegg you see people scout and watch tapes to see how to counter defenses an all

>unquestioned HW GOAT
Are u havin a laff m8?
>Forced early retirement
He got cucked by Travis Browne and he decided to retire because he decided it would be easier to do an unfunny podcast than fight

>what is sarcasm

I could heem any of you and I wouldn't even care.

the tribe has spoken

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he was the best HW in the world in his prime, you cannot deny that

he got injured and wasn't the same, forced out. unlucky for him but he's smart, focused, and hung.

B-B-B-BREAKING

bbc.com/sport/boxing/36845024

Schaub bless the haters.

I wonder if Edson Barboza and Marlon Moraes were Aldo's spies. They trained with Frankie Edgar, but i wonder because of HUE loyalty they would tape or tell Aldo what Frankie was planning and prepping himself. So Aldo could trian perfectly what to counter