ITT Stories about how you lost your virginity

ITT Stories about how you lost your virginity

Gay or straight?

Took my girlfriend out into the woods at her parents house and fucked her bent over a fallen tree. Not much else to say.

18th birthday party in an absolute shit show of alcohol, downer pills and cocaine. Randomly ended up with some sexy ass 17 year old 9/10, I think she just did it because it was my bday and she was messed up to on lots of shit. Wasprettygreat/10

Went to a 420-themed nightclub on 429 day whilst really high and drunk, took a hambeast home and smashed the next day because I couldn't maintain an erection whilst drunk. Probably the most regrettable moment of my life. She was 3/10 rancid. It's K now tho because I'm more confident and smashing 7/10 alt chix every month or so. Kinda havin erection troubles still tho, so I've embraced YBOP.

>Be 21, she's 23
>We're both virgins and nervous about our first time but after six months we've decided to go for it
>But we can't get privacy cuz my roommates keep knocking on the door, every time we try we manage to get the condom on (which takes too damn long) and then we're interrupted
>So days go by and we stop at her parent's house to feed the cats while her parents are on vacation
>I'm unprepared but she's got condoms in her purse and we end up fucking in her parent's bed
>then in the living room bent over the couch
>then on the stairs
>pretty good night

>meet girl on the internet in 2008
>friends for years
>finally she visits my country in 2013. i'm 27 years old, her 24
>we arrange to meet
>oh no, kissing, cuddling, oh god, what is happening
>about 2 months later, I go visit her
>after a flight, busses and trains for hours, finally get to her apartment around 11pm
>both tired, sweaty
>we strip off slowly in the bathroom together. cuddles, kneading tits, etc.
>end up going to bed and doing it

Was about 19 went to a Taco Tuesday event at a club ate a taco with my sister and a couple of her friends. Shared a bed with the fattest one when we went back to her place and fucked her lard ass in the other room while everyone else was passed out

>Be at a party, drunk as a motherfucker
>I can barley stand and out of nowhere this slut comes and drags me into the garage
>The fucking garage
>I've always had a rough fetish bordering rape
>Shuve her face into the dirty garage floor and fuck her from behind for like 10 minutes
>Cum inside of her
>Stumble out of garage while leaving the slut on the floor with my cum dripping out of her pussy
>10/10 pretty good

Any day now...... .............................................................. ............ nope.

Total BS. No one lasts 10 minutes the first couple of times.

>I can barley stand
>barley

>Christmas Day
>picked up this black girl I met on tinder a month ago
>fucked on my floor
>round two she wants to finish in her mouth
>throat fuck her and she vomits on my dick
>climax at the same time

That's the Christmas Day I became a night rider

Well I was incredibly drunk. Could have been 5 but I don't remember it that well. Could barley get it up as well.

How do you spell it?
Bareley?
Berly?
Barely?

Barely you fucking chimp.

>be a Sup Forums user
>never lost virginity
>cries at night

Was really underwhelming, had death grip and couldn't cum.

Gonna in about a month

>be 17
>drive girlfriend to an apartment complex where I used to live at like 11PM
>commence fucking
>use Trojan Warming sensations
>unpleasantly warm
>look up halfway through, some dude walking his dog is staring at my 4Runner.
>panic, throw on clothes
>back out of parking spot, hit some dude's red car
>keep driving out of there
>survey damage next day, minor dent in fender.
>didn't cum

I'm from europe

Age?

>Chick I was dating for the last months of Senior year.
>After grad practice go to drive her home.
>She has different plans.
>Both virgins.
>Fuck in backseat of moms car.
>Partially came inside her.
>She miscarried after 2 months.
>Praise spaghetti.

everyone here is really a virgin. you didnt lose your virginity, and your a lier if you say otherwise.

>as a teen, hear mom and dad having sex frequently
>masturbate to it, ashamed
>one night go out to hall to hear better, and find sister schlicking in her door
>we don't look at one another, finish masturbating, don't talk about it
>this goes on for a few months but proceeds to mutual masturbating while we listen
>we do this a couple times, then she stops coming to the hall and i jerk off alone
>get up the nerve to ask and she says it's bad and gross, we shouldn't do it, and we're gonna get caught
>so when i hear parents fucking i start opening her door and jerking off in the doorway, she tells me to leave but i know she's fingering herself while the sound comes down teh hall
>progress to jerking off next to her bed, then in bed with her, then mutual masturbation again
>about a year after it started i got on top of her, pushed it in, came almost immediately

My first time I lasted 40min legit, non stop.
Could never do it again after that thou.

>at a party
sure...

he's just being satirical, trying to imply everyone on Sup Forums is a virgin

I got raped by a close friend. The end.

I lost my virginity to a one-armed chick I met at a grocery store while we were high on coke

>14 years old
> Making out in the basement for the umpteenth time
> She bends over on the floor
> Not sure what do, feel around with my hand for a hole
> foundit.jpg
> Stick the wiener in and pump a couple times
> She's complaining it hurts
> I offer to maybe try a different position or something
> Nope, she's done
> Blue balls so bad, I'm curled up in a ball upstairs
> Her parents are asking me what's wrong
> Tell them I'm allergic to spaghetti and have to leave for the hospital
> They are confused, but put me in the car
> Take me to hospital and into the ER
> Once I'm in the doctor's office, I tell the doctor the truth
> Hospital calls my parents
> Nurse tells me to go in the bathroom and jack off if I want it to stop hurting, she was pretty cool about the whole thing
> beat it in the specimen room
> Parents show up and I'm feeling much better
> Doctor explains that I got blue balls in the most professional way he can, but that I've jacked off and feeling better
> Parents drive me home and stop at Baskin Robbins to get me ice cream
> Girlfriend calls me while eating ice cream with my parents and I tell them she's calling me
> What do?
> Mom and dad shrug
> Answer the phone and dump her
>Tell her I'm dumping her because she keeps borrowing my coat and I'm tired of freezing in church
> She cries a bunch, but ultimately has to take it
> She gets caught blowing a black dude at church that Sunday
> Two kids by graduation
> She dies from cancer is what I hear when I come home from the military on leave
> Two nigglings being raised by her ultra conservative parents
> Well, I guess that makes us even.

Ask your mother.

>freidn o mine and i are textingduring summer
>sexual stuff comes up
>we end up deciding to have sex once i come back form vactation
>im back
>go to citys pride parade becuase both bi and...why not
>go to open air cinema later and get a bit drunk
>go to my home, have sex
>itwasbad.png

whatever...were dating now so idgaf

GO AWAY YOU NORMIE FILTH

>be me, 20 year old Canuck, 2004
>have hooked up with girls, fooled around, BJs, just not the real deal
>met big tittied hot 17 year old girl in online video game, talk for 6 months, feel like in love
>go see her in the windy city, 18 hour bus ride [broke AF college kid, no car]
>get to hotel, going at it, feels good, but i'm wearing rubber
>all of a sudden it feels amazing, we both cum within about 30 seconds of each other
>turns out the dom came off, and i cream pied her
>she cried, i got worried
>the week continued, we had lots of sex, we used some spermicide/pull out method and raw dogged it the rest of the week
>still friends with her to this very day, and she still sends me pics of them big titties, and would fuck me at the drop of a hat

was pretty good compared to some of these stories

Bearly

I couldnt come my first time, I lasted probably an hour and a half

Time for my second ever greentext!
Straight up OC here!
-be 17
-meet 16 year old 7/10 emo ish girl at school
-petite little latina lets,call her jane
-nice perky breast
-talk for a few months
-we start getting real close
-she has male bestfriend
-beta little cuck
-one day me and emo chick get into fight and we go our seperate ways
-finds out next week shes dating her bestfriend
-I never liked the little fucker always tried to be all cutesy with her
-so i come uo with plan to get her to cheat on him with me
-following week i start talking to her again
-"hey jane! Whatsup!"
-"hey user not much just been busy with school work"
-asks her if she needs any help
-im pretty good at math and she knows it
-she says yes and we plan a study sesh at her house for the next day
-she lives with her mom and is usually always home alone
-aww fuck yeaasss
Cont?

Same here, as I was super high on coke my first time

>be me, 15
>have a crush on neighbors sexy husky
>kid is abusive to her I give her treats and pet her all the time
>also feed and care for her when he is out of town with his family
>hear him in his house yelling at her, look outside and see him shove her out his bedroom window
>be pissed off, go over and bring her home with me
>he comes over a few minutes later demanding her back
>I punch him in the face and tell him to fuck off I'm keeping her
>he is crying and runs back home.
>brushing doge I see she is in heat probably why he was mad at her
>cock is diamonds but didn't intend to do anything
>cuddle and watch TV with her mom says it's bed time
>get ready for bed I sleep naked
>get naked and doge starts licking my cock
>diamonds again
>get in bed, doge gets in too rolling on her back and stopping to nuzzle my crotch
>she's fucking hot and it looks like she's interested
>whynot.png
>lose it a sexy red husky girl.
27 years ago and still Best night of my life.

lolwat

>Time for my second ever greentext!

No greentext. You're a complete failing faggot!

continue,
and also where are you from?

Didn't

You a wizard?

Yes, but make it fucking green this time.

Sup Forumsro, I never even came my first couple times.

>Met this girl in junior or senior year of high school through my best friend
>She is one of those girls who likes to drink beer with the guys and smoke a lot of weed
>We'll call her Ashley
>Think she is cute but I don't say anything because muh spaghetti
>Skip a few years, I'm now 21 in college
>Get a text from my best friend saying Ashley just broke up with her bf and totally wants your d tonight
>Pretty random but fuckyeah.gif
>Go over to other friend's house where there is a small group of people drinking
>Ashley immediately starts flirting and cuddling up to me
>Doing my best to hold in the spaghetti, being a handhold-less loser.
>She is too drunk to notice, just wants the d
>Fuck yeah this is actually happening
>Put condom on and start to fuck her
>What the fuck? I can't feel anything
>Hotdogdownahallway.webm
>Mfw penis is used to the death grip and this bitch is loose as hell
>Fuck her for about 15 minutes until she is "getting tired" and kicks me out of her vagina
>Lets me back in later that night, still didn't cum

And that's how I still feel like a virgin after losing my virginity.

> next day comes
> on my way to school i stop by liquor store for some party hats
> never bought any before so im pretty nervous
> find some trojan ultra ribbed "for her pleasure"
> these look good why not?
> i start walking to the counter start getting nervous throw in random,items into the mix
> ubuprofin, cough medicine tape
> start swetting as he rings then up
> cashier- looks like someones going to have a good time
> laugh nervously
> get my shit and leave
> i get to school and go through all my classes but it seemed like the day couldnt go any fucking slower
> last bell rings FINALLY!
> I get a text from Jane "im at the front of the school waiting
> heart starts beating fast
> HolyShit.jpeg
> talk and walk to her house
> we finallly get there and of course noones home ThankYouLord.mp4

Cont.

winrar

See, was it that hard?

You should have just told your roommates to fuck off, you pussy

>was a good day in summer
>was chilling at the park
>guy comes up
>hands me and my friend a can of colt
>tells us to have a great day
>didnt know the guy
>fast forward to that night
>friend brings his fuck buddy to chill
>getting stones
>i off handed say that I would fuck her
>"really!?" she says all excited
>im getting laid.jpg
>couldnt get hard
>fucking condom
>finaly got it in
>notavirgin.wav
>coudnt finish
>ended up in a 4 some with her later that night
>married to her now
>mfw i have done everything sexual i can possibly think of

Depends on how often you jack off

>be 22
>Still virgin

Sad de facto is that i've refused sexy times several times in my life. Hell even 2 underage girls randomly asked me for sex 2 year ago on the train station.
Also about 3 months ago I somehow end up talking to a random 14 year old girl that sent me her tits. She said she was 19 (and looked like that, probably thanks to sluttish make up the girls nowadays use) until she told me different later.
Abandoned that train asap.

Also have this one chick that wants to bang me but I dont want to sex her because shes not near my standards which are pretty high.
I know her for longer and the problem now is that shes fat. She was super skinny and curvy, easily a 9 back then but now a 4 at most. A small body that you could humiliate.
Told that bitch to work out if she wants to touch me. Shes trying to. Im patiently waiting to see her progress

Hoooker. Ciudad Acuna. 2009. Wouldn't let me put it in her ass. Almost didn't cum, time ran out. Bouncer banging on door "TIEMPO! TIEMPO!" She takes putty on me as I'm jerkin off, I finish in her mouth. Cost me $25.

Fucked in a park bathroom near my house and we were both high as shit

I'm not going to call you a liar about your "fat" friend, but I will say I am impressed.

Lost my virginity when i was 13 with the 12 yo sister of one of my best friends, who was really into me. And in one of the most childish ways. Should i elaborate?

sounds like you're gay and you just haven't figured that out yet.

oh boy another 900 page story about some guy's lifestyle as he tells us how he got laid

Ashley Wilson?

Go for it

> she puts down her stuff on the couch and asks if i want anything to drink
>nah Im Good Jane thanks!
> We sit down on couch and start studying
> help her with a few problems but cant anymore,im getting really sweaty and my dick is diamonds from anticipation
>dick is tucked in between belt so and covered with text book
> Janes wearing a white polo that fits her pretty losely
>catch a glimpse of her perky nipple as she hunches ocer to write some,shit down
> UltraDiamonds.mp69
> she catches me staring and looks down and sees that her nipple is vissible
> turns red and buttons up shirt
> i immediatetly apologize for staring
> she says its fine "dont have much going on there but im glad someone likes them"
> we both chuckle nervously
> tensions getting real high boys!
> decide to start scooting up closer to her
> i help with another problem and get closer
> i think she notices
>" im going to,change really quick user ill be right back"
> "ok sounds good!"
> fuck what do i do! Do i just tell her i wanna fuck her or just straight up kiss her out of nowhere?
> here her rumbling around trying to find something

Cont.
Brb guys gotta go get something and sorry for fucking up greentext!

>Hanging with friend and two of his friends, one loser and one semi-cute chick
>Go to bathroom
>Come out and chick is there
>Chick starts grabbing my dick on the outside of my pants
>Drove her home and made out in front of my house
>"I'm on my period, user"
>Fuck her 1 week later

moar!

No lies. I'd love to fuck that girl that I knew once where she was skinny and good looking.

The 14 year old girl was because I got thrown into some 100 people group with some friend whatsapp chat. Used my internet charm to simply charm the wominz there and that bitch started to text me.
Also told her to leave the group because most were +18.

Now you also remembered me of another bitch that called me to lick her pussy. She was ugly though. Kekd pretty hard on the other hand. She was also lesbian.

15
Next door neighbour 2005/2006 NYE
Stole booze got drunk and fucked.
Was okay neither of us knew what we were doing and I lasted about 7 mins
Good times

...

>be me at 16, her 15
>in a long distance relationship for half a year
>first time she visits me
>finally allowed to sleep together in bed
>watching tv, then slowly going for it
>doing it
>feelgood.meme
>see her crying in the dark afterwards
>"it was not how i expected it to be"
>dafuq.meme

Best night of your life was having sex with a dog? I would kill myself If I were you

With 2nd gf. On a rock. In the woods. In the snow. Still diamonds 15 years latter. Shoulda kept that plastic fuckdoll around for a bit. Bitch would litterally do anything I asked. Smh.

>First day in college, go to english
>girl sitting king of gives me a "come over here" look, shocked but I go sit by her
>shes not bad looking, wierd style, but kinda hot
>we talk, she has this kind of sly smile the whole time

>start hanging out a bit before/after class, get along well
>a couple weeks later, she starts teasing me in class, rubbing at my dick and grinning while we're sitting in the back
>after class she invites me over to her house to watch a movie and fuck

>go to her house, shes in the shower waiting for me, too shy and stupid to go fuck her in the shower, she finally comes out after a bit in just a towel
>she puts a sexy thin satin robe on, we go share a cig outside
>get back in, we go to her room and she starts undressing while I'm laying back on the bed
>she comes and start undoing my jeans, some how the topic of my virginity comes up, confess I'm virgin

>she kind of seems to have a thing for virgins, she sucks me off a bit before crawling up and pushing me inside her
>I protest a little about a condom, she keeps saying not to wear one, says shes on birth the best birth control there is
>not sure why, but the way she said it kind of sounded wierd

>we fuck for a good while, too long, my dick starts kind of going numb from all the rubbing and not cumming
>can't cum though, got this paranoid thought about the birth control thing, she was really insistent on not using a condom
>end up snuggling, she basicly tells me if I'm ready again while shes sleeping to just go ahead and fuck her
>so fucking hot, want to cum so badly, but I can't

We continued hanging out in class and after class, but never get a chance again. Her insisting on not wearing a condom and begging me to cum inside really freaked me out though.

1st one get a puncture?

How big was your dick?

I was 15. Sister broke up with her girlfriend, and the girlfriend kept coming around, flirting with me real heavily when my sister wasn't around. We fucked a few times, then she threw it in my sister's face as a "revenge" thing.

> not how I expected it
What the fuck does that even mean
You got dicked
Appreciate it

>be 21, she is 23
>virgin but she isn't
>I'm not religious but she was raised Pentecostal and her mom was super Pentecostal
>at her mom's house in guest bedroom
>GF was in her old room
>next morning and soldier is at attention
>GF comes in and sees
>straddles me and grinds
>she pulls her panties aside and I slide in
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>pump a few times and she stops
>all day interacting with her mom and I felt dirty and couldn't make eye contact
>as soon as we get to her apartment that night we begin Fuckathon

I'm so ashamed

>had multiple gfs throughout his
>never fucked only hand stuff
>be 21 & lying about not being a virgin
>my sister has a friend who frequents the house
>she's 16 chubby but cute
>has a crush on me always hitting on me and groping my cock through my pants
>invites herself into my room one night starts playing with my cock through my pants
>says she knew I had a big cock
>asks if she can suck it
>reluctantly agree
>best head I've ever had to this day
>literally takes 5 out of my nearly 8 inches
>swallows
>FF Two hours she returns and wants to 'try it'
>sits on my dick for about a minute
>couldn't stay hard
>overall unsatisfying

>s month later I become fuck buddies with a 9/10 blonde
>she gets chylamadia reckons I gave it to her
>16 yr old was a slut and ruined my chances of a relationship with a cool dtf qt
>contemplate suicide

Still get my dick sucked by chubby chick to this day

1 off

I was 21, replied to dating ad. Met with a 46 year old nurse in local hotel. She let me cum in her, then wanted to try anal.

Any guy with a normal sex drive would have no problem fucking a horny piggy. You might be a fag.

>2016
>not being a virgin
wowee what a fag

Nah, I just used a common name for the sake of storytelling.

Eitherm. It could even be rape.

fucked my gf.

>Be 14
>Be with a girl for a year and spend most of that time experimenting
>We decide to finally put the dick in the pussy, just to see how it feels
>Can't stop
>I fuck her for like 20 seconds before I cum
>Pulled out
>Still with her to this day
>Feels good man

I had sexy.

My man I just cant handle average or ugly women. I just dont get aroused by them. I feel nothing towards them
I just didnt get asked by the hottest girls.

Norwegian fag here, was the night to the 17th may(our independance day) and the usual russ celebration went on, was 16 at the time and i ended up in some school dorm with this chick, all i remember...

>Be 16, her 15
>Drunk at friends house
>Start making out with her
>Take her into his spare bedroom
>Friend brings me a condom
>Awkwardly thrust for a half hour
>Couldn't cum, too drunk
>Had sex again the next morning

It was ok I guess.

>2 days ago
>gfs house
>Laying in bed with her
>Making out
>I get on top
>Undress her
>Eat her out till she climaxes
>It's her first orgasm...ever
>She says "Just fuck me."
>About to put it in
>Realize that my dick isn't hard.
>MFW

I had sex with a girl

WTF

>Shit was cash

That means you have less of an excuse, you fuck.

>be me 16 year old
>working at a car wash, old buddy, about 18-19 convinces two chicks from our highschool to get >together for some drinks after work
>says we should go camping on a walking trail that really isn't set up for camping
>they agree
>shitiscash.jpeg
>be me, have a girlfriend and almost wuss out, but older buddy brings out a 60oz of Canaian Whiskey and I decide this is going to be good
>start drinking at park, around 11pm, after it is dark we go to camp site. Older buddy has already >prepared the tent with a few sleeping bags and pillows.

Exactly the national average for my country. But bigger than the guy she married...

Was into her a little bit too. So, genius alert, i thought that she catching me while masturbating was a good idea to convice her to at least show me her tits. Somehow it worked. She broke into her bedroom and was left speechless for a few seconds. Tried to "explain" and all of that and then offered her to "stay until i finished". She was a little scared at first, but then i got her to strip. I said i loved her, she said that too, and then we fucked. With the 'pulling out my dick before i cum' method. I swear, it was so easy i started laughing when i came back to my house.

Never got in a relationship with her. Never asked her for pics or anything. Actually, barely talked to her ever again nor to any of her family. At least i got to know that i didn't impregnate her.

2nd ever greentext

>fails

Of course they don't arouse you with their outward appearance, but pussy is pussy... It always feels like pussy. Most people have sex in the dark anyways. Unless you don't want her to get attached, which I could understand