So my poop won't go down... Fuck it. Trips decide what I do with it.
So my poop won't go down... Fuck it. Trips decide what I do with it
Run around town, slinging it at people, pointing and making monkey noises!
eat it
I'm not a nigger so it's literally impossible for me to do this
shove it back up your ass
Shove it back up your asshole.
I already ate breakfast
Use it as hair gel..leave it in for a week.
Roll.
break it up with some toilet paper, flush it, then carry on with your day
touch it and make a visible dent in it with your finger
I hope you aren't OP
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Throw it at your neighbours house!
Yes
Damn so fucking close
flush it
Create 1 guy one cup
DO IT FAGGOT
How to end world hunger
Step 1: eat burrito
Step 3: shit out burrito
Step 4: shove poop back into rectum
Step 5: puke out delicious burrito
Repeat process.
shape it into a donut
wrap around dick and take pic
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Put it back where it came from
Failed by one
Roll
Shove it back in
Dry it out using a hair dryer the carefully roll it up using pages from a Bible and smoke it like a cigar
Put it in hotdog bun. Eat it.
them fucking quads. Put it back in pooper you faggot.
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Just throw your dildo away like a normal person.
Mix a healthy Smoothie with this masterpiece
Flush it properly and stop being a faggot.
Also go upstairs and tell your mum you're sorry for always being such a brat.
throw at the 3rd person you see
And drink it
Reroll
feed it to your child
>Delicious
>Burrito
Pick one.
Almost satan
throw it out of the window
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Shove it back up your ass.
This
roll
this
Roll for this
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Me too.
Put in paper bag. Go to local mosque. Ask for a copy of the Q'uran because you're thinking of converting. Open book up, read a few pages. Take turd out of bag, use it as a bookmarker in front of the raghead. Walk away chanting Make America Great Again!
Freeze it in freezer and stick up ass
Dry it out crush it up and snort it
Reroll
OP here: C'mon faggots gimme something Original.
Rolling
>put on hard surface on Suran wrap.
>Flatten into pancake
>Wrap it up and freeze.
>Unwrap and slip into car window with cracked Windows.
Roll
roll
Rollerino.
give it a smiley face
this
put it in a hot dog bun & punch yourself in the balls
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EVEN BETTER.. Puke!
deepthroat it like a dick
PUT A LEASH AROUND IT, DRAG IT AROUND THE TOWN
FUCKING DO IT
Roll.
Roll
Take a bite
Leave it in the toilet forever
Shove it up your dickhole
eat it. You'll shit out shit.
Rollin down the street in my 6 4
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Rolling
smother it on your body
Pick it up and throw it at the mirror, provide pics with time stamp
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Flush it harder
reroll
re re roll
Roll
Put it back where it came from
Up your ass it goes
break it apart with a plunger or something and keep flushing until it goes down
Rollerino
This
Reroll
reroll
Re re roll
Split the shit in half. Take one half and eat it, take the other half and shove it back up.
Roll
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Put a stick in it, freeze it and then eat your very own poopsicle
Post it through your neighbours letter box with a note saying "shit happens"
Last roll
If not trips you're probably gonna eat it
roll
smear on hand then lick tips of finger
Fucking kek, rolling for this
Just eat it at this point.