So my poop won't go down... Fuck it. Trips decide what I do with it

So my poop won't go down... Fuck it. Trips decide what I do with it.

Run around town, slinging it at people, pointing and making monkey noises!

eat it

I'm not a nigger so it's literally impossible for me to do this

shove it back up your ass

Shove it back up your asshole.

I already ate breakfast

Use it as hair gel..leave it in for a week.

Roll.

break it up with some toilet paper, flush it, then carry on with your day

touch it and make a visible dent in it with your finger

I hope you aren't OP

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Throw it at your neighbours house!

Yes

Damn so fucking close

flush it

Create 1 guy one cup

DO IT FAGGOT

How to end world hunger

Step 1: eat burrito
Step 3: shit out burrito
Step 4: shove poop back into rectum
Step 5: puke out delicious burrito

Repeat process.

shape it into a donut

wrap around dick and take pic

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Put it back where it came from

Failed by one

Roll

Shove it back in

Dry it out using a hair dryer the carefully roll it up using pages from a Bible and smoke it like a cigar

Put it in hotdog bun. Eat it.

them fucking quads. Put it back in pooper you faggot.

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Just throw your dildo away like a normal person.

Mix a healthy Smoothie with this masterpiece

Flush it properly and stop being a faggot.

Also go upstairs and tell your mum you're sorry for always being such a brat.

throw at the 3rd person you see

And drink it

Reroll

feed it to your child

>Delicious
>Burrito

Pick one.

Almost satan

throw it out of the window

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Shove it back up your ass.

This

roll

this

Roll for this

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Me too.

Put in paper bag. Go to local mosque. Ask for a copy of the Q'uran because you're thinking of converting. Open book up, read a few pages. Take turd out of bag, use it as a bookmarker in front of the raghead. Walk away chanting Make America Great Again!

Freeze it in freezer and stick up ass

Dry it out crush it up and snort it

Reroll

OP here: C'mon faggots gimme something Original.

Rolling

>put on hard surface on Suran wrap.
>Flatten into pancake
>Wrap it up and freeze.
>Unwrap and slip into car window with cracked Windows.

Roll

roll

Rollerino.

give it a smiley face

this

put it in a hot dog bun & punch yourself in the balls

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EVEN BETTER.. Puke!

deepthroat it like a dick

PUT A LEASH AROUND IT, DRAG IT AROUND THE TOWN
FUCKING DO IT

Roll.

Roll

Take a bite

Leave it in the toilet forever

Shove it up your dickhole

eat it. You'll shit out shit.

Rollin down the street in my 6 4

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Rolling

smother it on your body

Pick it up and throw it at the mirror, provide pics with time stamp

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Flush it harder

reroll

re re roll

Roll

Put it back where it came from

Up your ass it goes

break it apart with a plunger or something and keep flushing until it goes down

Rollerino

This

Reroll

reroll

Re re roll

Split the shit in half. Take one half and eat it, take the other half and shove it back up.

Roll

r0ll

Put a stick in it, freeze it and then eat your very own poopsicle

Post it through your neighbours letter box with a note saying "shit happens"

Last roll
If not trips you're probably gonna eat it

roll

smear on hand then lick tips of finger

Fucking kek, rolling for this

Just eat it at this point.