Ask an avarage italian guy anything

ask an avarage italian guy anything

How's life?

life is like a dick, has to be hard sometimes to work out

Sei un terrone?

Why do Italian women have such fucking hairy arms?

terronissimo che neanche immagini

they wax only in summer

Quante volte bestemmi in media in una giornata?

sei un ricchione, eh? ti piace assai la mazza, eh?

piu o meno quanto il numero di questo post

no mi piace la fagiana

è un fatto noto che tutti su Sup Forums sono froci/bisex

From where? I lived 2 years in Italy

Rc, Calabria

tu il primo della lista

Ho qui davanti mia figlia di 8 anni e la vorrei scopare fino a vedergli la sborra uscire da ogni buco

Pòllena Trocchia (NA)

non funziona in inglese user

MODS

e invece sei qui a scrivere
c.o. provato

in calabria o sei disoccupato inoccupabile nullafacente oppure sei mafioso ndranghetista

Naples, nice city even with the most idiotic people of the whole country

Not a bad city, i visited the archeological museum, but no more of that city.

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"Vedi Napoli e poi muori"
[see Naples, then die]

hmmh

giusto per non dimenticare gli stereotipi insomma

>c.o. provato

ma se sei così scorreggione che non sai nemmeno scrivere in italiano, come te la cavi su Sup Forums che è in inglese?

ti piacciono i froci eh?

Do you have a relative who works for the mob

totally yes -- being 11 years old, didn't yet get a real gun

pretty much ahahah
poco disturbato mentalmente insomma

coffee time

>diciamo piuttosto che ti piacciono YAOI e TRAP

Are there any traps in italy?
Is it an lgbt friendly country in general, would you say?

troppo zoppo di testa per lasciare un gioco di parole per quel che è?
ti piace l'asso di mazze eh?
i have to answer -no- for understandble reasons

mi piacciono le madri degli altri
man everything you heard about italians is the absolute truth, so you can easly answer yourself

>Are there any traps in italy?
yes, but even the most elaborates ones are ugly as fuck.

>Is it an lgbt friendly country in general, would you say?
I'd say there's the "LGBT Terror Reign" - a single innocent joke would immediately destroy your entire career.

clamoroso, quanto sei originale!

i confirm this, also trips

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Why young people remains in south Italy and doesnt emigrate to north?

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clamoroso davvero! mi sono auto sorpreso grazie
Casa Pound infame per te solo catrame

Buongiorno, come va?
how's my pronunciation?

because they happily live with mom's cakes and dad's pocket money

fra un mese parto per milano, e comunque l'istruzione qui è la stessa di là a nord, se non meglio.

continua a ripetertelo che magari poi ti convinci

are you a plumber and do you have a betacuck brother?

In questo momento voterei per il PNF

not all of them cant afford to move, and some of them can achieve in the south whatever they need

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i dont know man, you just wrote it down ahahah
si infatti lascia a desiderare in generale la scuola italiana
no, and no
RIFONDAZIONE COMUNISTA

College is beter in the south? I lived with several college students from romagna. They always blamed south students had better scores to access to colleges and those scores where faked by those schools. Its true?

Damn. Why though, is it the church or people's mentality or what? It's weird, i always thought of italians as being chill and laid back mostly
I didnt think you'd care about that shit

scores are not fake, in most of south schools there are really low standars so students achieve easy access to the colleges and then transfer to the north

io vado a milano, ma mio fratello che ha studiato qua a catania adesso lavora per una società di londra.

not really, half of my class got the minimum vote to pass.

also keep in mind the generational gap, ofc most of people 40+ yo are more likely to go for total bigotry, but youngest one are more mind opened

Because if I'd move to the north I had to work you stupid fuck.

user, come aggiusteresti l'Italia?

non ti piace lavorare? sei un fricchettone?
con un regime totalitario di stampo socialista, è giusto che tutti gli italiani soffrano, non solo alcuni di loro

>Cause smell

>socialista
anoooon

tu invece?

Sure, that's always going on, fortunately

sinceramente non lo so, probabilmente hai ragione tu.

personally i have nothing against this life choices, you can be whatever gay trap bisex trans lesbian but if you start attentionwhoring about it, man fuck off asap

dai accetto anche "il Duce" come risposta ahhahahah

Napoli centro fag reporting in. Ciao user

Living in Romagna currently, and from the South myself. 100% true

lo voterei davvero, sempre meglio di questa sottospecie di finta politica di ora.

ma a Napoli vengono rubati pochi o tanti motorini al giorno? risposta sincera
io limiterei il diritto di voto utilizzando un test che riguarda il gentismo, se superi un certo livello di gentismo non puoi votare, facile

Hey Italoanon, how is Italy dealing with the migrants?

user sei un cuckone

cosa sono i concorsi pubblici?

its not an easy situation to handle, europe wants us to take care of them even if we cant even take care of ourselves

we are simply not dealing with them... just accepting anyone and let them flow through our country

Idk man, i kinda think that a little visibility (like in the media, but not only) could help with lgbt acceptance and stuff like that. Especially in culturally insulated places where people dont speak english a lot and therefore arent necessarily exposed to the rest of the world. I mean, that's for your own sake, and for your kids' sake too, you know what i mean? Like, whats wrong with a little attention

sei un fricchettone fannullone, beccato
sono concorsi di colpa e collusione ad organizzazioni palesemente finalizzate a delinquere

we've always had lots of niggers and gypsies here fucking around, and personally i havent actually noticed any increase in them. We call em vucumprà.

???
ma che cazzo stai dicendo?

attention makes it something "out of ordinary" even tho the message is "there is nothing special or wrong about these things", like why do you need a gay pride day? just to show off? if i dare to claim i am a proud hetero what do you think would happen?

Già... Ormai nella mia città ci sono più neri che altro, sti cazzo di oreo sono ovunque

>2016
>usa fricchettone come insulto
OP pls

What the fuck is with all the rest of this Italian in here? If you fucks are all average Italian guys too, then what the fuck you got to ask this guy?

una battuta, tu non sai davvero cosa sono i concorsi pubblici?
neri infami?

this.

ti senti insultato? ahhahahah fricchettone in pieno e cmq è solo per descrivere la tua situazione da nullafacente
we italians man, we like the blablabla

Si, la sera è peggio che non si vedono

how do i ask an italian guy out

la sera solo vicoli ben illuminati
as you would in your country, just do it in italian language

Tell him you'll pay

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Why can Americans only get dubs ?

he needs some milk!

why are italians so stressed out?

Why are Italian men lazy fucks who stink of BO?

The pride thing imo is more about antidiscrimination. Historically speaking, gay people went from being shamed and marginalized for what they were to being accepted in society more. I think 'pride' should be intended as in opposition to the shame that was associated with that kind of lifestyle.
Beyond that though, who is 'normal' even anymore, when it comes down to it. We're all weird. Who cares.
And really, as far as i'm concerned, white people from the 50s with perfect families and parrochial traditional ideals are the creepiest ones of all. Like, think about it, people from the 50s are fucking weird.
Whatev tho

we are freaky frenetic dummies
we do it dirty