Roast me Sup Forums. Show me what you got faggots

Roast me Sup Forums. Show me what you got faggots.

i wanna press my hand against ur face then slowly nibble on your ear and then sloppily whisper in your ear that it'll be alright.

That hair is fly as fuck, OP

2/10

would kill with an axe

not my parents D:

Your hair is up in a ball.
Do me too.

Use this instead of a hat.

You have an awful sense of humor.


I'm not even roasting you, just making an observation.

See y'all know what's up y'all ain't faggots like the rest

Underrated post

Aw dude if you're skinny I would love to turn you upside down, dip you in a bucket, and mop my floor. That shit looks super-absorbent and scrubberific.

Why'ded I reply. Sage grows in all fields.

I didn't know they made ice gems in "regret not having the abortion" flavour.

OP is posting this because he wants to be insulted.

Insulting OP just feeds his degenerate fantasies.

Feeding his fantasies is the same as jerking him off. I bet that OP likes you jerking him off.

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NIHGHHHHER

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Kek

these are getting too clever

You look like an oompa loompa and smeagol from lord of the rings had an abortion.

PYROCINICAL, GO BACK TO YOUTUBE AND UPLOAD A NEW VIDEO!!!

You look like a cancer patient who is too poor to afford a wig so he just stuck bread to his head.

You look like you have Progeria and dog shit on your head.