ADHD

ADHD
Fibromyalgia
Transgenderism

aspergers

ADHD has to exist. Or else how would I get my amphetemines?

Can confirm ADHD I was just kid with with a lot of energy that my parents didn't want to deal with so the drugged the everloving fuck out of me.... so many drugs for so long.. my brain will never be the same.

Weed addiction

Kek. My IBS has to be real to. It doesn't matter that you can't disprove it, just write my monthly vicodin script you pill pushing slut.

Gluten. Who the fuck is allergic to something so delicious? Or MSG. I love me some Chink food.

Fibromyalgia does exist you fucko lmfao whats nerve pain anyway ya fuckin mongloid

Dumb fucks, is for you to say that one of them doesnt exist, showing that your a dumb fuck that think the others doesnt exist like a dumb fuck

I am. Coeliac disease. If I eat a loaf of bread, I spend the next day shitting my guts out. We're talking a full on-rectal volcano.

EHS (Electronic Hyper Sensitivity)

Do you people know what Medical condition is?

My IBS is real as fuck, it can't be disproven because my stomach muscles contract much faster then normal peoples, it's as easy as putting a stethoscope to the abdomen and checking the time. And also all the cow pie diarrhea, why are they giving you an opioid that can worsen the condition?

Ever sneeze super hard and have it fuck all your shoulders and elbows and shit?

I've had them shoot out my fingertips too.

Why?

astma

Cancer.

Who the fuck eats a whole loaf? You know, sliced bread was invented like 90 years ago.
Maybe if you don't want a diarrhea jetpack you should just eat a slice or two you fucking donkey

Yeah so? Have you ever been tested or are you just eating AN ENTIRE LOAF OF SHITTY BREAD to complain about shitting?

Depression

AIDS

Cancer
Cancer actually makes people stronger and smarter, close to immortality. Since the top people don't want this for the general population, as soon as one is diagnosed with this "disease" they inject you with highly lethal "medication" that would kill anyone in seconds, but takes months to kill someone with cancer.

that one is genetically testable you uneducated cuck.

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Can comfirm this.

I was diagnosed with cancer 12 years ago, but i sensed the conspiracy and ran away before they could start treatment.

I have yet to age a day, I am faster, stronger and my senses are heightened.

>my brother
fuck man 16+ years of amphetamines and now I can't explain to him hes mentally ill

I was to young to know let alone explain to somebody else that prescribed drugs still fuck up your brain long term

Depression.

Get over it you faggoty bitch.

Hahaha keys faggot. Also you spelt asthma wrong.
I think u have dyslexia

I think ADHD is a thing but parents and teachers need to stop treating it as something that needs to be fixed and instead treat it as a different frame of mind to adapt to teaching rather than saying: "Here kid, here is all the drugs. Hope you like being an anorexic who swings between moods like fucking Tarzan swings between trees. If you don't like that we got another that makes you lethargic and depressed as fuck."

If we are going to start saying that transgenderism is a perfectly normal frame of mind that doesn't require fixing, than ADHD should have the same fucking treatment.

Asthma?
Are you fucking retarded? I was in and out of the hospital for my entire childhood because of asthma attacks, you do not know the terror of your ability to breathe leaving you.
Even as an adult if I do any sort of cardio for more than a few minutes it acts up, I have to keep to a strict diet to not be a fat fuck because I can't adequately work out.

If transgenderism and ADHD are going to be classified as just different states of mind, I'm down to just labotomize them all

You're just a fat neckbeard fuck who uses it as an excuse not to exercise fucking Kys faggot.

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Not the guy you're fighting with, but Christ, you sound retarded.

dyslexia

I'm 5'4 and 135lbs, I may be mistaken but that doesn't sound very fat.
I still try to excercise but it's pretty unpleasant to be coughing and wheezing for the rest of the day.

>asthma
>5'4"
oy vey

Yes I know I'm a short person
Apparently short with retarded lungs, things worked out well.

I've worked in an emergency department for 2 years now. There are many diseases patients will declare that are safely assumed to be lies.

These include, to varying degrees:
PTSD (in non-veterans)
fibromyalgia ("give me narcotics")
sickle cell crises ("give me narcotics")
**any chronic pain syndrome** (why are you in the ED for chronic pain?)
ADHD is grossly overdiagnosed (it's pitiful to see middle-aged women with Adderall on their med list. It's interesting to note that you'll see middle-aged women who take Adderall, but almost never do you find older men who take it).
"cyclical vomiting syndrome" ("I can't stop vomiting" -- usually a thug who smokes cheap, contaminated marijuana or someone wanting narcotics)

WIND TURBINE SNDROME.
also known as WTS. a crock of shit backed up by nothing at all but traditionalist fear mongering propaganda.

opioids often slow the digestion. Wish I could get them. Every time I go on them for a week I lose 10 pounds and don't need to eat. Also the that great feeling of give no fucks is great.

Autism(not the XD 4chinz autism)
ADHD

Enjoy becoming a constipated zombie

>fibromyalgia ("give me narcotics")
my mom has this, doesn't take meds for it, is in insane amounts of pain. I don't know, maybe she just has a mental illness but it makes me really sad.

Fuck you raw.

Why wouldn't a person in pain go to the ER when their having a flare up they can't control?

>hurr durr they're all drug seekers

Restless leg syndrome

Anyone who has a MJ script for "Back Pain"

PTSD total bullshit. I know three people who got 100% disability from it. All they do is play game, drink beer and have a great time at the governments expense.

They also shoot guns every week and love the fourth of July. Total bullshit diagnosis. So what if they have issues if people shoot at them, how fucking often does that happen in civilian life? Zero.

So fucking true though.

I have this, isn't a big deal. why would it be fake?

diabetes

easy there tough guy. I'm sorry those shits are scamming the system, but it is real as fuck.

Softeners are easy to get and use. Even if not just take more opioids and give no fucks at the ass pain kek.

>Depression

OH IM SO SAD IM SO SPECIAL LIFE IS HARD

man the fuck up

ITT people who have never studied neurology give their invaluable opinions on the subject

So people can buy a new pill for a bullshit illness

I know, all those studies from the CornSyrup Institue have disproven it

schizophrenia. everybody hears voices

>fibromyalgia ("give me narcotics")
You shouldn't give patients with fibromyalgia narcotics. My mother had it, her doctor thought it was just "nerves" and gave her the Vival (2mg). She got so drugged she couldn't walk straight.

You mean like all those feminists diagnosed with PTSD from twitter? LOL

No it does not. It's anot excuse to get degenerate fucking junkies out of the ER and doctors office. Here's your hydros for your bullshit faker disease now gtfo of my office.

Nope, you fucking schizo

oh well, ok I guess. So what do I have then? I just like to kick my fucking legs as I'm falling sleep?

Dont get me wrong big pharma is full of shit, but I sort of do have a problem.

schizo detected

Thats actually true, they took aspergers away and now its just autism

We recognise the voices as products of our own minds. Schizophrenics do not.

Good news everyone, I bet you can hear me as you read this right now.

people scamming the system don't make PTSD less real.

sorry you are wrong. again just because people try and scam the system doesn't mean it doesn't exist, or that ALL people are scamming the system.

That might be valid if there weren't plenty of people who suffer from depression who don't reach out or even mention it.
This user knows what's up

gluten intolerance

>Cancer
If you'd been here for years, you'd realize Sup Forums is now infested with cancer.

>Transgenderism

we also don't chop people up and eat the pieces because the voices in our head told us too.

My best friend in college ( and after ) was schitzo, he hid the voices from everyone but I knew about them. He eventually OD'd on heroin trying to medicate his problem. RIP rev.

uh oh I see "Big Wheat" has entered the arena.

Explain why i all i want to do is kill myself or lie in bed all day

i hope you fucking get it you degenerate

Obesity

you just need to exercise bro get on a regiment and eat healthy not that mcdonalds crap ok and get out there and pull yourself up by your bootstraps when Im' feeling down I just think of something happy ok?

I won't catch it because I only hang out with winners.

Reply to this comment or your mother will die in her sleep from medical condition that doesn't fucking exist!

oh noes mommy :O !!!

So do all those things my depression preventse from doing?

evil eye
witch craft
voodoo
Or any other bullshit curse that blacks believe in like BLM

Not the user that you responded to, but exercise and diet are not a cure all for depression.
I eat plenty healthy and get all the activity I can, but at the end of the day I still want to eat a bullet.
Good food, running around, and pulling yourself up by your bootstraps doesn't cure years despression you doof.

You know ADHD can be physically detected with CT scans, and leaves chemical evidence right?

I have Adhd. I also make 50k a year, have a bachelors degree, a house with my fiancée a car, travelled the country and im about to start my own business..


Its also extremely within the realm of possibilities my car keys are in the refrigerator right now. Half the cupboards in the kitchen are probably open and i wont know I did it, and someone somewhere is really angry at me and thinks im rude because i walked away from them when they were in the middle of a sentence, and i have no idea i did it. I probably really like that person too. Ill likely never find out. They just dont like me anymore.

Not an excuse, not made up, not laziness, not stupidity, not anything like what the TV told you it is. In fact nothing at all what TV says, and sometimes hell to live with.

You just need some colloidal silver, brah.

Here's the secret everyone wants to eat a bullet at the end of the day. Only some bitch about it and get diagnosed with depression other just stay silent and get called normal.

Transgenderism

>everyone wants to eat a bullet at the end of the day
Not true. I was pretty happy in my 20s and early 30s.

yeah I know was just trolling. I'm on 375 mgs effexor + wellbutrin and before I took meds I wanted to die and had to self medicate with alcohol and heroin.

Ignorance is when you try to take what you do to make yourself happy, then think its what everyone else fucking wants.

Oh wait, ignorance isn't a real medical condition..... I meant retardation.

>ITT Sup Forumstards pretend they have higher than 30k salaries

Oh you used a picture. It's all valid now. Depression is all in the head it's imaginary. It's a sad excuse not to do anything about life.

Chronic pain conditions undoubtedly suck. It's not uncommon for people with negligible exposure to assume they have a lid on medical work. It's incredibly obvious when someone is in real pain and when they are not. This isn't just my "gut feeling," but attention to reliable clinical signs (e.g., "I have 10/10 pain, but you had to wake me up to examine me and i'm laughing and joking with the nursing staff while I have a normal-low heart rate and blood pressure"). If you paid attention to my post, you'd notice the qualifier "...to varying degrees..." To make it even more obvious, people who claim flare-ups of the disorders I listed are almost always drug seekers. If they weren't, then I would be happier, truly. I advise you to volunteer some time in a clinical setting so you can benefit from legitimate experience.

As for your ignorance about medical procedures and the purpose of an emergency department: the ED exists to rule-out and treat acute medical emergencies. If yo have a chronic pain condition, it is your responsibility to maintain pain management with your primary care physician or, if need be, a chronic pain specialist. If you are doing so, there is almost never cause for you to visit the ED for a flare-up. Your pain management doc can provide you with stronger and longer term prescriptions than the ED can. What sort of prescriptions are these? Month supplies of narcotics, slow-release varieties, medications specifically tailored to your pain etiology, even maximum strength narcotics like fentanyl. None of these things can be supplied by an ED, so it is safe to assume that a visit under the guise of an uncontrolled chronic pain flare is a visit for narcotics by a person who consumed their prescriptions too quickly to get high. It's that simple. A good rule of thumb: don't question wisdom gained from years of experience with thousands of patients

Nigger I have never once complained to anybody I know about the way I feel and what I suffer through.
I don't complain that even though I logically know I'm probably not bad, I feel like a monsterous waste of space and a drain on everything I encounter.
I stay silent but I still know I have a fucking problem, because it's not normal to want to mutilate yourself just to feel like you can keep going, or to want to kill yourself every day.

Whatever that one in the commercial with the Lethal Weapon ape that has to do with uncontrollable laughing or crying. I can't control laughing or crying sometimes either. Feed me medicine.

You are a piece of shit lazy fuck using depression as an excuse to lie in bed. Wanting to KYS is a lit to sell the depression story.

I can see why you would think ADHD doesn't exist, because it's hard to see.

Have you ever been tired and absentminded, and like... left your keys somewhere and not be able to find them?

How about not being motivated until the last fucking second to do ANYTHING unless there's a serious immediate consequence?

Getting so immersed in something that you get somewhat ok and proficient in it, then completely losing all drive to continue because it's not new?

Yeah, these things happen to people sometimes. Now imagine this was your life, 24/7, and you could do NOTHING about it.

Imagine being so impulsive you literally sacrifice a stable future for cheap thrills.

Imagine not being able to visualize the future, save money, or have any motivation except for the immediate concerns in your life, most of which you overblow and get emotional for no fucking reason.

Now imagine it never stops unless you take hardcore psycostimulants. ADHD is real. Yes, it might be overdiagnosed but it's real, and it fucking sucks.

ADHD is the reason why I'm scrolling through here randomly instead of doing my laundry, or playing on my 2000$ VR setup, or making bitches wet playing my bass. No motivation.

bird flu
birds dont even have noses lol they cant sneeze

OP Isnentafaggotitis.