This guy crashes his car into your gf's ass

>This guy crashes his car into your gf's ass

What do you do?

prolly gonna stand behind him

There's nothing any of us can do.

lament my loss, say my goodbyes to her corpse that is smeared over the asphalt and move on. what else could I do?

he's the juggernaut, bitch.

turn 360 degrees and walk away from this undestroyable alpha male

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you dumbo if you would turn 360 degrees you would walk right into the undestroyable alpha male

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Try to reach his ass in the confusion to breed with the übermensch

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being this new

put my dick into his anus

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idiot

falling for the b8

ok

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What exactly am I looking at?

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the pinnacle of male evolution getting the ladys soaking wet

When aliens take over and breed humans like persian cats

This is haven..

just imagine he crash against your car

you step out of it, ready to whoop some ass
and then,, once your reach his car,
he look at you trough the window and

says

you dont want me, to step out right?

?

ai u now me on car???

Nothing like a fresh dose of mental illness on a Monday evening.

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I have got to fuckin' hang with this dude. Dude looks like he met the wrong end of a potato peeler, but instead of whining about how much his vag hurts from the kitchen utensil drawer gang-banging him, he looks in the mirror and says, "Yeah. Goatee. That'll do." You think you're alpha? Go fuck a roomba.

he isnt real you stupid fuck

i really dont understand why he needs so many nipples

Is the goatee necessary in a car crash?

I know this guy, my gf went to college with his cousin

He's a pretty chill bro despite his ailments. Not bitter, but with kind of a dry sense of humor. He doesn't take himself too seriously. He works in antique restoration in Baltimore

His face looks like a 2d texture model of a 3d face.

re-Go fuck a roomba.

LOLOLOL i just seen this on TV! how a human would have to evolve to better handle car cashes hahahahaha

if only kek

Needs more jpg.

Get a new girlfriend, I ain't dating no cripple.

Throw holy water

um...i'm confused...would he be driving a toy car, too?

so...what would i do to a weeble?

probably just tell my 5-year old to put away his toys?

what would i do?

um...sontarans don't actually exist?


DOCTOR WHO !!!!