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I'd like to be in Feli City edition

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anime

anime

Feli City? Where the teeth are big and the girls are pretty?

NOT anime

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reminder that normies are not a homogeneous entity, they're only shared characteristic is that they dislike boring awkward nerds like you and probably me

Yes helo im look
ing for whales

it looks like a red pill

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ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SOMEBODY SUCK THIS WILLY BEFORE IT EXPODES

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Insightful post

normies absolutely are a homogenous entity

they are drones programmed to get likes on social media and shag slags

wew no thanks

reckon i might buy some tea next time i'm at the shop

rec's?

>probably me

remove all doubt, m8

hate everything about being alive 2bh

good post

this desu
when will the sheeple finally wake up

It's eerily quiet in my street, normally there's at least one drunk twat making noise at this time

if i were on an alien planet i would open up an american style chinese food restaurant there

they would think thats high level human cuisine

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16 hours? bloody hell

just killed an entire street of people silently
can see some runt on his computer in his room
hes next desu

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I recommend that you end it all, lad

theyre all saving up their energy for one big loud event tonight

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don't assume anyone's gender

I wonder honestly how many normies browse Sup Forums
I don't think we're all social outcasts tbqwyf

Like half the people shitposting has a gf or is no longer a virgin

okay dude

I'm not canadian

righto lad

thanks lad

yeah, it's about 50/50

maybe a bit less rn as it's so late a few of the normies will be in bed

>Like half the people shitposting has a gf or is no longer a virgin

im not so sure about that

all of my shitposting is just a secret cry for help

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I am but im not old enough yet for it to be a problem
I had friends but most of them werent good ones

wish i were an old jewish guy in the 90s who ate a lot of chinese food in my apartment in new york while watching a new episode of seinfeld

i think thats the most patrician way to live a life

I can't get a gf easily but I have friends and people like me
I have a very autistic sense of humour that's getting worse thanks to this site though

Just remembered that Trump is going to be president, what a terrific piece of banter from the colonies

strongly dislike the "wholesome" shit on reddit

>I am but im not old enough yet for it to be a problem
underageb& desu

>I have a very autistic sense of humour
that's not a bad thing though

my sense of humour is weird as fuck and most people like it

yeah lmao

Going to write some erotic fiction

Will be the next 50 shades of grey 2bh

>I have a very autistic sense of humour that's getting worse thanks to this site though


are you making fun of girls feet to their faces or something?

no kingsize rizla lads so I had to improvise

me

Really makes me think

are you left handed?

>try to banter
>accidentally start WWIII
heh got you good

Sounds pretty lame tbqh

sound like a fucking 16 year old 2bh

Like everything reddit does, they over do it

Oh yeah and going on 4 chan has sort of shifted a bit into real life, accidentally say things, link videos and make references which should stay here.


uni

nope

plebbit told me that's a bad translation

What?

what's this new meme with an african american gentleman holding someone's head with his hand?

Those people don't exist anymore because they all off'd themselves, m8

Wasn't Hillary more likely to do that?

cant wait to read it

*pinches her left nipple*

madness
always held roach with righty desu just assumed that was normal

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>Obama literally exiling Russian ambassadors from his country
>But Trump tweeting that Russia and the US being friends is a good thing, that'll be what starts WWIII

grim

fun fact, felicity will be on snl next week

i hope we get to see her feet

>been NEET for two weeks
>sleeping pattern is all fucked up
>drinking too much
>constant headaches
>eating a lot of junk food
Yeah fuck this, I need a routine or I can't function properly

Literally me

i've been doing that for 6 years, you are like a child in my eyes.

Trump is the first president without a political background
America is going for one hell of a ride

Yeah China's pretty irrelevant anyway

are you fat

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just had a seizure lads

skelly, i eat maybe once a day.

That's not healthy bro

I do it too tbf

funny enough I'm a skelly as well

don't taze me bro

I'm transitioning

cba to eat more, if i leave my room i have to see the ol 'rents and they are NOT pleased with how im ""living"" my life.

sounds more like a civil war rather than ww3
usa isn't a dictatorship

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Oh you're one of those people...

I'm around 6'1, an above average height in Ireland. Still when I'm out at night and encounter runts who want to start on me I always too responses.

>taller than me? What the fuck are you looking at you giraffe cunt
>shorter than me? How's the weather down there?

I guess you could say I'm the radical centrist of the height world

Isn't McGregor like 5ft 8?

now imagine universal basic income where everybody is a neet

sounds like a utopia huh

yeh im neet, got an issue with that you fucking uni runt? if i ever see you in the streets i'll send your jaw into orbit.

*walks away*

girl here
ideal man is 6'-6'2
shorter = beta manlet
taller = beta lanklet

yall think youll cry when the queen dies?

HEY YALL HOWDY PARDNER YE HAWWW

i am 5''11.5
its awful

tears of happiness

ew dont reply to me

No, I was pointing to the fact that you still live with your parents, which is incredibly runty.

AHUH HUH HEY Y'ALL TRAYVON HERE YALL HEARIN THEM NEW JEEZYS YALL HUR HUR HUP HUP NIGGA NIGGA

Post your belly button

>skelly heeming anyone anyone
oh how I am howling

tfw 6'1