I have had a crush on her for months no. What do I text her?

I have had a crush on her for months no. What do I text her?

My asshole smells like goats cheese

i dont care. but she's in my folder now.

tell her shes not that pretty

oh shit waddup

What folder?

post another pic

>posts facebook picture of 14 year old girl
>uses term "crush"

Yeah, you're CLEARLY over 18. Get the fuck off your dad's laptop, kid.

Boner Jams '03

Met her at a college orientation. We are both 18

give me her number instead, i'm a man and won't ask Sup Forums what to text girl

Ask her out? Go to an ice skating ring. There is contact, touching, and if you suck at it she'll laugh the whole way through.

Plus, it'll take her off her phone if she is one of those girls.

Texting wouldn't be my first choice. If you have a chance to talk to her in person talk about whatever. Tell her about yourself and stuff, you never know what a girl is thinkin

My number

BULL
SHIT
KID

Shut the fuck up. We all need advice every now and then.

Also forgot to mention from here , get to know her. Make her laugh through texting and just be yourself. Find out what she likes and stuff like that. Then ask her out when you got her to laugh a lot.

Use emojis as well.

What should I say?

Her shirt is stupid.

>emojis
A little boy helping another little boy get a girl.

A real man here

In for bikini or reveling pic

Just don't try to be 'cool'

Shes fucking 14 years old oh my god..

C'mon guys

I fail to see a point....

Prove it

I hope op isnt the fat guy

do you like mudkips?

How bout you prove her age nigga.
You have pictures of her and her father. Are these from facebook or something?

Ask her if you can come over and shave her asshole

Underage /thread

Tell her that you want to take her out for a drink. If you have the balls you can ask her if you want her to eat dinner at your place. Text her in a romantic way, I.E. not as fucking friends. A date is a romantic opportunity for sex to happen so if she says yes tell her the time and date and then don't text her anymore. Then you seduce her over a glass of wine. Not that hard is it?

"nice dolphin necklace, wanna bang?"

I say OP is the big fat dude and has zero chances with this little girl

ask her if you can smell her pussy.
when she texts back "NO!", say there must be some rotten fish nearby.

>sex
Stupid men >:(

Mods

I'm not sure why you'd post a picture of your crush to Sup Forums of all places.

>newfag
>underage
Or just plain fucking stupid thats why he cant talk to girls without advice

Wheres her tits or ass. I just see a body of a 10 year old girl

Giggerty goo!
I wanna lick pooh!

jessica?

Don't fuck around man. Just tell her you like her. Ask if she wants to hang out and tell her there. No point in waiting because you're only wasting time.

I think it's the girl from the other "Reading a good book" thread too

>text

This either bait or an underage boy. You know that right?

She is 14 and from Tennessee. Her step dad was a navy officer.

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