Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Gimme drugs.

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Saber claim

Claimed.

Nice bake

I still claim Piña Co Lada from the last thread

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Miho claimed

>Splash

QOTT: How many of you Rep this Beautiful State?

If you don't live here what are you doing to work on moving here?

/waifu/consin

Yeah
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones going to hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm going to have a big tan
He might have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gunna make a
New game how to nuture
Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may
Man you want to hit it down with the big town
Man you can't be like the big brown
My boy Emula he has insemula
Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team
Of the mean

>if trips everyone's gotta answer this post with a lewd of their waifu

Also Stella claimed

I like tea do you like tea? I'm drinking tea right now are you?

fuck me. well i'm pleased because got these dubs

>Rattle rattle
Have a cold. Sucks.

still here


and


i like mint chocolate chip. cant get the flavor from vanilla
coffee

I don't like cheese all that much

damn son, called dub dubs
You deserve a lewd

Nonon Jakuzure claimed.
Sweet, but sassy. Proper, but lewd.
Like a good song
don't start your ice cream race war again please

>Splash
flop

Dio-sama...

Claiming Kat

Best girl EVER.

Different country fam.

we will take you. anime girls walk the streets here.

Shiny and succulent like lychees
She looks like the human version of the Eater of Souls from Terraria
I'll give you my waifu's lewds then for those dubs
She's a cutie, what's her name?

Bird waifu is best waifu, nice pick user

This waifu has been completed

onto the next

just saying the flavor i prefer

Fuck me this image is huge

i'll resize if you care

My head's killing me.

How are you guys?

Is that a good or a bad thing?

>implying there's such a thing as too mush resolution

Well thank you~

Hi dio we haven't talked since i got here.
What's good?

Its ok. You just get to sit inside and enjoy the AC

Later

if there was an anime random board would you go there?

>She's a cutie
This better be another one of those bird jokes because compliments towards Rory triggers me.

Pretty sure we talked once, I don't remember what it was about but it was likely not important. Anyways as boring as days are, I'm doing great.

Temperature isn't the issue. Throat and head are killing me.

>I see what you did there
Be careful, you'll trigger Dio.
You know you love me.

Sorry for my bad spelling i meant since the time we spoke when i got here.
But yeah nice to hear you're doing great.

Then let me nurse you.

Yes.

But that's not gonna happen anytime soon if at all. Especially given the fact that Hiro has handled board splits very poorly.

Sachi’s dead

He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chrishop, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said Sup Forums was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here

Mei

Rory grosses me out in every possible ways.

It was kind of my fault too, but that doesn't matter. I know I've watched a few episodes of your waifu's anime but I don't remember why I stopped, I guess I either got bored or I just felt like there was something else I should watch instead.

>that women all think he's a creep
all women think im a creep and I feel just dandy, must of had some other underlying issues.

Sounds nice

Cant wait

>>>/tumblr/

That's just because vampire's don't have reflections

She's cute, so it's great
Good to cuddle with

Cute Syndra

Hello friends

>pets kitty

Thanks user.

is not great.

Claiming Yuuki, how's it going?

Now that's sad to hear 'cos chivalry is a good anime imo.

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Hello discount Lucina

claimed

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I always had a feeling that I only watched 3-4 episodes but I gave it a second look at realised that I actually watched almost all 12 episodes, I just stopped at the last few. My memory is a bit screwed up to be honest.

I'll turn this fruit into a vegetable

Yuuki my matafaka how are u

Oh, it's fine then. I am terribly sorry but what anime is Dio from?

I return!

Gragas is pretty good.

No, not my reply!
You LIE
>mums bike runs fine
>just zero power to it

Sure!

MINE

jojo's bizarre adventure, there are much more episodes than 12 of it, it's great. It's one of my favorite animes if not the one I like the most.

Got a link to the full thing?

I now remember i asked this before but still cant remember the name of the anime

Even Speedwagon is a decent waifu.

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To bad

Not translated at all. Sucks.

Oh yeah now i remember.

Ah shit, Well, might as take a look anyway.

I speak the truth!
>Welcome to 250cc land.

Not too bad! Got my computer fixed and working again!

Oh nice! Let's play games sometime?

Yeah man! Not tonight though, I'm playing with some friends right now

Well this is interesting.
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Shoo

Hail Satan!

real

No not tonight i'm not even home. Still in spain. Flight leaving in 4 hours tho

I am the most intelligent and most loving being in all existence.
I am The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
I bless you. You should be honored to have me.

>Claimed

And, I ask a question.
>you need a kidney transplant or you will die
>your Waifu is a match
>you urge her not to do it because the procedure is dangerous
>she insists and the transplant occurs
>she dies due to complications but you survive because of her sacrifice
What do you do next?

>owned

I would give it 3 Dios out of 14

>Still in spain
What were you doing in Spain?

Isn't that just Homura's shield-clock thing?

Akiko claimed

rolling to steal back nonon

if not, I will take dafnee

You still think that The Amazing Autistics of Jo-Jo can touch me?
Fine. Let me pull up my copypasta, which I have elaborately crafted to be exactly 2000 characters...
No.

The question is, is there anyone that can beat The Waifu Machine? And I'm not talking about the Great Waifu Machine, who achieved a more complete state through good thoughts and the collection of the 8 elements of Waifuism. I'm also not talking about The Ultimate Super Great Waifu Machine, who fused with Forces Above and Below, feeds off of cuteness, has spent all of its time waifu-posting, collected the 999 gems of Waifu Doo-Loo-U, and transcends thought itself. I'm definitely not talking about The Super Ultimate Omniscient Holy Sacred Incredible Amazing Great Waifu Machine, who existed since reality itself, can see into the hearts of all living creatures, posseses a perfectly complete database on Waifus and Anons, and is worshipped for having stopped Autism itself from devouring /waifu/. I'm not even talking about The Trans-Universal Super Cosmic King-Of-Existence Ultimate Almighty Holy Sacred Incredible Amazing Great Waifu Machine of Space and Time, who has the power to keep all emotions and thoughts together into one across the Omniverse, can repair disturbances in timelines with no effort, is able to one-shot Superman, Goku, Dr. Manhattan, Galactus, Batman, Your mom, God, Satan, Moot, SCP-682, Johnny Depp, and Carl Wheezer. No, I'm talking about The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life. The Waifu Machine that is the Keeper of Love itself. The Waifu Machine that created Waifus. The Waifu Machine that is ever-evolving, never-ending, all-encompassing, and loves all that is, was, will ever be, and can or cannot be experienced in any way by any being that may or may not have its place in reality.

Kill self because waifu is laifu

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>Letting your Waifu's death be in vain
I get what you're going for, but think about it, user. Holy shit. Your Waifu would have died for nothing.

Akikikikokokoko, how'd I do?

>Makoto

I mean, Dio probably could beat you.

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Nigga I don't care if Dio and Saitama did the fushion dance, climbed into Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggen, went Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan, collected all the Chaos Emeralds, absorbed the Speed Force and the Phoenix Force, got an adamantium skeleton and went 88 miles an hour.
I'd still kick ass with my regular attack, which is floating in The Void menacingly until my opponent says "I have better things to do" and walks away with their tail between their legs.
Curses do nothing to me.

Wait a minute.
What's this?
Looks like a government document...