I play farming simulator

I play farming simulator.

>I post on Sup Forums

I'm a nice guy

nice shoes, lets fuck

I like black cocks

>i masturbate to facebook

i like the jews

Please respond. Please. Respond?

You smell like shit

>no money, small dick

>pls

I am the Sup Forums.

I fucked your dad

I am into feet.

I am Christopher Poole.

Do you like minecraft?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Wanna talk about God?

do you play pokemonGo

I am every OP

Hitler did nothing wrong.

You can pay, right?

I read this on a girls pin badge at a gig years ago, after I said it she looked down at her foot wear then smiled and said OK! was a fun night.

I like trap threads.

Make America great again.

>mom said no kissing

It's my best fedora.

Make. America. Great. Again.

What do you vape?

damn we had the same idea

Hillary is a cunt.

All ah ack bar!

Hi,my name's Dan.

Do you play runescape?

"I voted for hilary"

I voted for Hillary

Jetfuel can not meltsteelbeams.

Ich bin Heinrich Himmler!

Fucking lost it, and I'm on a greyhound getting funny looks for uncontrollable muffeled laughter.

suk my dickle bbe

beat ya to it faggot

wanna catch some pokemon?

i didn't bathe today

I won't kill you!

it wont suck itself.

I am a brony.

You're not laughing hard enough if you can type.

I Have No Job

I'm into live-action roleplay.

Can I smell you?

NIGHT ELF MO HAWK

Black lives don't matter.

Hi, I'm a Jew

Gotta catch em all

Do you browse Sup Forums?

Feminine penises aren't gay
Does a contraction count as 2 words?

Do you play WoW?

Do you play GTA?

Do you play CoD?

Do you play Overwatch?

Do you play LoL?

I HOPE AMERICANS DIE

Spelt her name wrong tho so fuk u

I'm a full-on rapist.

The world!
Stop time!

I laughed for at least 2 or 3 minutes before i could settle enough to type.

No condoms, I'm Catholic

>21
dudes like 45

I have a penis.
>tfw when you realize you have never been on a real date.
>tfw I'll die alone.

You'd be surprised how many women are REALLY turned on by this

you had to hop off ur dads dick first fagit

im voting for hillary

i have the aids

My mom is here.

Do you have penis?

Is OP a fgt?

No they don't they're creeped out by it, I know from experience.

my herpes looks better

my dad's a squirter

vagina makes me giggle

You keep telling yourself that.

mom showed me how

...

Level ≠ age

I MAKE BIG CUMMIES

Honestly, I love traps.

I play flight simulator

Hitler is my king

I am live sharing

Anal leakage sucks, eh?

I moderate a subreddit

I came too soon.

My waifu comes first.

I work at Wendy's.

You fat fucking pig.

I love female Ghostbusters

i forgot my wallet

I fucked your mom.

Banana pictures are funny

i am from USA

I have school tomorrow

You smell like cock.

Well if you approach it like a spastic maniac yeah your right it'll come off as creepy

reply or mom dies

I'm brock, I'm from pewter city, want to be my girlfriend?