Want to watch a movie

>Want to watch a movie
>End up masturbating because I can't decide what to watch
>Go to bed without having seen a movie

How do you decide what to watch every night?

Find one with boobs so i can accomplish both

I'm usually too anxious and depressed for a feature length film. So I watch dumb tv or seinfeld reruns. Shit. I can't even remember what I watched last night. Thanks, Xanax.

This is so me

You wear pepe jammies?

>Want to watch a movie
>Watch a movie
>Have to stop the movie to fap like a madman because my dick can't cope
>Never finish the movie
>

>want to watch a movie
>watch a movie

What the fuck is wrong with you all?

as if it were that simple

check your privilege maybe?

She looks so fucking hot in that movie goddamn

Hit too close to home senpai

she looks so fucking hot in general

There's usually not much on TV that's worth watching. Tonight it's going to be Silence of the Lambs.

Oh, definitely. But in that movie especially

tru
i tried to make some webms from it one time but i kept getting distracted

>dat closeup on her ass in those jean shorts

Understandable senpai

>tfw no closeup of her ass on my face
sweet release of death when

I can never masturbate before bed, for some reason it always keeps me awake thinking about sex

Fapping is linked to motivational problems. It basically gives you ADD if you do it too much. Try to limit your faps to 5 times a week.

clearly you're just not doing it enough

Watch anime instead faggot

What
Citation needed

God fucking dammit dude, this is me but instead of Xanax it's weed and alcohol and occasionally coke

Somebody kill me.

>stream movies for net friends to feel less alone
>ask them what they want
ez

same fám
since I don't know what to do instead of watching GoT and FTWD, I just watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians
I like it. it's quite comfy

>want to watch a movie with gf
>we end up fucking and taking selfies instead lol
>fall asleep in each others arms without having seen a movie

Are you me ?

>#my

wat

You keep a list of everything you've been recommended or came across and sounded interesting, then you watch one a night in chronological order of oldest to newest

Wash, Rinse, Repeat

same

Just edge during the flick

>4am
>maybe I should go to bed
>stumble across le porn
>finish fapping
>7am
nice meme!

:_;

thats a good idea actually
might do it later

>be me
>up at 3 am
>cant decide on a movie
>suddenly a porn video walks into my room
>TIME TO FAP
>I say, "no please I just want to enrich my film knowledge to add critical and lively discussion to the Sup Forums forums
>Porn violently grabs my dick and jacks me off to completion
>my soul and energy are drained and now I must sleep to recover
>make a shitpost on Sup Forums before though lol teehee

stop being whiny faggots and just tell me what movie i should watch tonight

>not grabbing that porn video by the hips and fucking it from behind

>want to watch a movie
>cant pick anything good because I know I'll cry and have nightmares
>watch capeshit and got instead

my depression is getting pretty bad desu

That's not depression it's being-a-little-bitchism

tamara drewe

the trick is to force yourself to just watch something

I remember those nights...

Don't worry senpai, it's always darkest before the dawn.

Also, I can't remember the second half of 3 or 4 movies and forgot all of Teen Wolf (what a loss) because of Xanax.

Best drug for movies are low dosed opiates.

>watching movies on Xanax

personally I just play fallout on my old xbox until I gently fall asleep on the couch.

this is true, kinda like socializing

Litearally

I lay out my DVD/bluray collection in a radial pattern and stand in the centre of it. Then I close my eyes and turn slowly in a circle while masturbating. After I jizz, whatever disc got the most on it is the one I watch that evening.

It's a pretty good system, and depending on what kinds of titles I'm in the mood for, I'll move those closer to the centre so they have a better chance of selection.

These last few weeks I've been only in the mood for comedy movies and the like, but if the movie isn't funny enough I end up feeling like I've wasted my time.