Ask an off-duty Starfleet officer almost anything

Ask an off-duty Starfleet officer almost anything.

Where the fuck are the robots?

Apologies. Better resolution.

You'll get them in about 10 years.

I mean on your ships. I never see any. Is everything done with forcefields and such?

Oh, we use holograms instead. Take our EMH, for example.

How many people have you killed? How many have you shot?

None and none. I'm a science officer, working in Astrometrics and such.

What is your first duty?

Who is worse to clean up the holodeck after, Barclay or Riker?

My first was on the USS Thunderchild (NCC-63549).

Riker. He likes to shave in there.

Do you know the joke about the Ferengi in the gorilla suit?

Yes. Mr. Data told it to me. It wasn't that funny imo.

So you're on the shitty Enterprise-D? Is Geordi a virgin?

No, I mean what is the first duty of every Starfleet officer?

Why do you allow niggers to serve aboard your ships?

Then you didn't get the joke

Or you're just a betazoid cuck

I'm on a Nebula-class ship, the Kyoto.

To tell the truth.

In our time, there are no 'niggers.'

Some crewmen have said I'm more Vulcan than human.

>In our time, there are no 'niggers.'

Yeah huh, I've seen them onboard before plenty of times.

Well, we don't use money and everyone's well-educated so...no niggers.

How comfy is the captains chair? Does it vibrate?

I've never been able to sit in it. I don't work on the Bridge.

Do you think it odd, the science vessel Voyager didn't really have a science crew presence on the bridge?
Also is Jeri as lovely in person as she seems?

what are the best aliens to have sex with.

on that note WHERE ARE THE ALIENS

then how do you explain Sisko? I mean, he PUNCHED what is basically an ACTUAL GOD. I mean, who in their right mind would do such a thing, except a nigger?

What do Klingons smell like?

actually Voyager wasn't a science vessel.

It's a long-range scout vessel. meant to work with a fleet.

When was the last time you performed a sex act NOT involving a holo-deck

that was a good one

Bajorans.

They're all around, what do you mean?

Captain Sisko is hardly a 'nigger' for that. He at least didn't endanger the lives of millions by allowing himself to be assimilated and used by the Borg.

So then why the fuck did you keep sending it off alone if it requires fleet support?

Seriously, fucking thing cant go 3 days without ejecting the warp core, getting boarded by romulans, klingons, borg, it even almost got ganked by little furby clones.

My job comes first. I generally have no need for sex with actual people. To my knowledge, Harry Kim of Voyager caught an alien STD during their journey back to the Alpha Quadrant.

I think you're confusing Voyager with the Enterprise-D, as there were no Romulands or Klingons native to the Delta Quadrant.

You shit your whore mouth i was talking to the MALE officer. Go replicate me a sandwich.

Why is the Riker beard still fashionable to this day?

ADMIRAL Janeway would clean your clock.

I personally preferred him without the beard. Pretty sure it's Starfleet Protocol not to have one, at least, not like his.