>tfw Americans skip school not because they don't want to learn, but because they don't want to get shot
Tfw Americans skip school not because they don't want to learn, but because they don't want to get shot
Owen Robinson
Luis Parker
>t. school cancelled because of spiders
Jacob Watson
>tfw Australians skip school not because they don't want to learn, but because they don't want to get killed by dropbears
Easton Ward
Oi Damo! Get back here and put ye flappy hat on! No flappy hat no playtime!
Kevin Moore
There was one day where school was cancelled because the AC broke down and they couldn't get it working again.
Jaxson Rivera
>be american
>go to school
>get shot because can't remember Bible verse
>be taken as a hostage by autist with a gun
>get shot again because you are not an atheist
>get shot in hospital because you have no money to pay for treatment
Alexander Morgan
>Be russian
>Be poor
Mason Morales
>grow up in suburbs
>nothing fun happens
>only fights are between spicy latinas
>nobody gets shot
I want a refund.
Kevin Kelly
Why do spics have to ruin everything?
Josiah Ortiz
It was hilarious every time
Dylan Sanders
>be russian
that's it
you're already worse off than the average american that's just been shot waiting in the ICU
Jack Gonzalez
>A bunch of mud people failing to civilize themselves is funny
Michael Adams
>Be Russian
>Fall for Communism
Ayden Young
>be american
>can't even educate anyone so the only option is import jews from soviet union
>be american
>fall for consumerism
Hudson Phillips
>Be Russian
>Go from Autocratic to Oligarchy
>mfw massive stability hits due to changing governments
Henry Gomez
>be amerishart
>get shot
Ian Hill
>be american
>have stable market that always ready to fuck you in the ass and makes to commute 4 hours to work
Adam Butler
>Be Chile
>manifest destiny takes 100 miles
Anthony Cooper
>be Russian
>wait in line for 2 weeks for condoms
Easton Brown
No hat, no play, no school today so pack your bags and go away
Michael Wilson
>be american
>still believe in meme 60th world where you can buy a car and a house being only working person in family
Matthew Campbell
>be russian
>his school is a fucking igloo
>get fucked by a yeti
Henry Williams
It's funny because they actually know how to fight
Ethan Taylor
>be Russian
>have a quite peaceful life out in the snow
>come home everyday to a 10/10 dark haired sheila
Sounds nice 2bh
Parker Martin
>tfw natives living in igloos live in the richest Russian region because of oil
can't fabricate
Wyatt Rogers
>snow
fucking dropped