Dubs decides what I say. Nothing illegal please, Senpai

Dubs decides what I say. Nothing illegal please, Senpai.

You just said you give it up pretty easy...so lemme get it bb

send dick pic and ask if she likes

>nothing illegal

go to another site if you arent in it for the long haul

You can't sent pics on tinder

I'll let you peg me

I want you to rattle a spoon in my anus just like my nigga Spongebob.

How many guys have you turned gay with that nasty ass, pretentious pussy of yours?

rolllll

I dream about setting your pubes on fire. Shit is hot baby.

All jokes aside Can we just hang out and cuddle then?

winrars

winrar

Deliver you faggot.

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IM LE MONKE XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ill suck your dick if you suck mine

when OP is a cool guy but he's Jewish

Two more keep up op

Will /b ever put it the non-faggot work to get these tinder girls to send tits?

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Good choice

Seriously, that spongebob thing tho, I want that. Just do it, my sphincter quakes for your spoon.

Ok, you don't give it up easy. Fair enough, but how easily can I get a peek at them fun bags?

aahahaha winner

You missed one OP, you little fruit.

She's not answering, what do :(

You wait...

I think you've fucked up buddy. Three texts and no response isn't a good sign

send dick pic

This is guaranteed to work. Do it.

I'm sorry I hide behind these foolish lines. I just... feel queasy talking about how I really feel .. about you. I know it's terrible but I just can't bring myself to tell you what I mean to say.

Guess how many m&ms I currently have stashed in my anus :)

I like to use bull semen as salad dressing. By that I mean my own. Wanna come over for salads?

stupid question but what app is that

Tinder

Look, I'm sorry but I honestly want to give it a go.
How about we go out and eat or maybe hang?
I actually really wanted to catch your attention by saying this retarded shit, but can we... you give me a chance?
If she responds and says yes, take her to the nearest wendys, ditch her, and drive away.

Tinder

This.

>be me
>24 year old kissless virgin
>rustling in my moms basement
>decide to wank it
>then realize i got tinder
>tendiesengage.jpg
>match with a 9/11 purty gurl
>spaghetti falls at shock
>ask her what i can do for fuck
>she replies with reply in which i could possibly become chad and fuck
>ask Sup Forums for answers because doubles
>reply with autism tier answers
>no reply from gurl
>fucked up
>kek

rawl

thanks thought so but wasn't sure

Some nights I just cant help but too shove a beer bottle up my loose old butthole,wanna fuck?

kek

I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer

PLS RESPOND (´･ω･`)

Dubs be damned send this shit OP

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Roll nothing to lose

Hail Mary time OP

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You're the reason domestic violence exists. Fatty. I loved you so much. You look like your breath stinks.

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We're in Senpai

geez OP, you were stressing out that she wasn't responding, and there is a 50 min gap between her messages, you are surely autistic

So you don't want to cuddle???

Well, if we cuddle, I would need to see the boobs that will be my pillow

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As it turns out... I like a good challenge. They better be worth it.

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reroll

Nigger your a virgin for life...

This guy gets it, op work for it

Listen, lady, you can show me your tits and then let me move on with my life, or I can just keep bothering you all night. Your choice.

Winrar

Ever had someone bang your knockers together and sing you a love song to the beat?

how about a peek at them fun bags for about tree fiddy

aw yea winrar

Get a load of this winrar

Do you like getting your ass ate?

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*I knock on the door*

It's me, goku..

dick pic with text "this will be in your mouth within 24 hours. The clock starts now."

you should add some emojis to your texts

First things first. When you taking me out for a few drinks?

I think im chocking, i need mouth to dick resuscitation

smooth tho

I don't give a fuck how you implement it, but put "lmao" somewhere in the next text.

Izzy? Come over and we'll make it Jizzy haha suh dude

I can't stop jerking off to the thought of you

So what do we have to do for you to have a night that you won't forget??

What...chocking your fucking tires? That spelling error is unforgivable.

i will fluff those fun bags when we cuddle all night

win

This guy also gets it.

God fucking damnit, we could have got op laid

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thanx

Shaggy and Scooby always run away side by side when fleeing in terror from a monster. if a great danes running speed is 30-40 mph that means that Shaggy can run at the same speed. this means that Shaggy is the fastest human alive beating Usain Bolts top speed of 27 mph

Winrar, shit you niggers need to keep the game going one way you go aggressive or you play the hard to get game she wants, not both damn...

Your place or mine?

Show me where you fart from

This is fucking retarded you just spouted out "omg Sup Forums reference kekekekek tippidy top kekekekekekek" in a greentext, you need to be severely punished for making that steaming pile of shit

we are trying, lets see how it turns out.

God dang come on op this is your ticket right here don't blow it

Triple ripple!

op got trips nice

Charge your Iphone op

Fuck... This is why you don't just say shit in these threads, you cunt.