Who here /got hit in the balls playing sports / ?

Who here /got hit in the balls playing sports / ?

I never got hit in the balls during like baseball or basketball anything like that. I got kicked in the balls plenty by chicks doing martial arts tho.

>mfw I came to like it over time

>I got kicked in the balls plenty by chicks doing martial arts tho.

What was the girls response ? How did it happen ?

So this is why he's called piss check.

I took a few knocks to that area when I used to do fencing.

One time a friend threw a snowball that left a permenent bruise on the end of my foreskin too. But snowball fighting isn't a "sport" I suppose.

It's always the same.
>sorrysorrysorry

We were like only in middle/high school at the time, so it's not like we were laser focused during training. That's why our teacher always told us to thank the other person when he get hit because it's obvious you were likely slacking off.

>That's why our teacher always told us to thank the other person when he get hit because it's obvious you were likely slacking off.

He made you thank the girls lol ?

How bad did it usually hurt and how long were you out for ? Guys never did it ?

>be 11
>be catcher
>pitcher tries out his slider
>miss horribly with the glove
All I can say is thank heavens for a cup.

>playing cricket
>ball goes miles in the air
>slips through my hands and hits the balls

this kills the genitals

i got hit on the clit once playing field hockey it hurt a lot

I don't know how comparable it's to being hit on the balls though

Knock a girls contact out and broke her nose by hitting a basketball in her face.
She was holding it in her hands, and then I took my hand and tried to hit it up so it would go over her head buy I just hit her in the fucking face.
I got in so much trouble.

You're a killer la, I like your style

>be playing football
>one of the girls shoots the ball right into my nuts
>go away to take a breather for a bit
>come back
>get shot in the balls again, by the same girl

someone served a tennisball and it hit me square on the bellend once

pain was fucking unreal

Was it intentional ? Did you try to get even ?

>be futsal goalkeeper
>futsal balls are usually hard as rocks
>close range shot right in the nuts
>unreal pain

underrated post

Nah, just two freak accidents really. I got a beer off of her later on.

the first 5 or so times this happened it didn't really hurt that much and I thought my balls be defective or something, but then one day I got hit from point blank hitting a sweet spot of some sort and I was on the floor for about 15 minutes in agony.

pic?

>tfw the basketball slams down the onto the tip of your finger

Pls no

> thank the person after getting hit
That's a Canadian thing to do

>aged 11, playing quick cricket indoors during winter training
>not paying attention
>batsman cannons it direct into my balls
>drop like a sack of shit, hands desperately clutch at my crotch
>completely dazed, parents and other players all start clapping
>turns out I unwittingly caught the ball when grabbing for my own
I'd thought they were all applauding to say good shot or something

During baseball once I swung for a pitch and the bat slipped out of my hand and hit the catcher in the head knocking him out. Sorry Matt, you were hella annoying, but you didn't deserve that.

I can't remember that ever happening. But I did hit the teacher in the balls once playing handball in school.

>intramural soccer tournament in high school
>get ball in midfield
>dribble past girl that played in varsity girl's team
>she tries to pull my shirt
>pulls my dick instead
>ohno.jpg
>no pain, just a weird feeling like if I pulled a muscle
>walk off the field and lie down on the grass
>weird feeling at base of dick for the next few days living in fear
At least she apologized

Got a cricket ball in the nuts once.
Fuck that shit.
Tennis or soccer balls in the nuts paled in comparison.

Nice catch m8.

I've played various sports all over the world, and getting hit in the balls is possibly the only universally funny thing.

If aliens have balls and sports, I bet that even they laugh when it happens.

Who here was the ball in high school games?

>start 5vs5 match
>first play someone hit my balls with his knee or smthng
>play first 15 minutes as goalkepper

I was playing goalie during PE and I wear glasses. Anyways some kid that literally kicks the ball hard as shit shot the ball at the goal and that shit hit me square in the fucking face. By some miracle nothing broke, not my face or glasses. The save was also technically a game saver since my team scored shortly after to get the lead.

It hurt a bit after it happened, but not that bad. Also, that little experience is why I never played goalie again (add to the fact that I really suck at it).

Not hit in the balls but I quit playing baseball because I couldn't "dig" the ball when there were bad throws to first. It was when we moved up to the bigger field size and neither the SS nor 3B could get the ball to first and I took 3 balls to the face trying to dig them out of the dirt.

Scarred me and I couldn't even stand into bat after that. Had to quit.

>That's why our teacher always told us to thank the other person when he get hit

I got hit in the balls the other day while standing on the line and saving a goal.
We were winning by like 4 goals so it was pretty useless. It didn't fully hit me, though.

I remember yelling at some kid back when i played baseball when I almost got hit by one of his pitches twice. His control absolutley sucked, I think he hit like 2 or 3 of my teammates before he finally got pulled

Like a bunch of times as a GK in soccer.

Goodthing I'm a lifelong no gf