All right, faggots, let's do this!

All right, faggots, let's do this!

You have the opportunity to get yourself a tiny girlfriend.

So fucking roll. Last three digits of your post tells you your companion!

the fuck is this

Alternately, you can reply and roll on the original post...

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All right, faggots, let's do this...

Last 3 digits of your post decides your fate.

No re-rolls. Anyone re-rolling is automatically given the number 998.


You are a Sparrowman -- a male Pixie.

Everything about you is the same -- if you're an inconsiderate douche in real life, you're just as bad as a Sparrowman. You have your own skills and knowledge with logical adjustments (e.g., if you have your pilot's license, you are now a pilot of birds finch- through crow-class).

Your height is equal to the length of your dick times two divided by three.

Nice dubs, faggot.

>rolls

rolling for both, simultaneous like

...

roll

Rolling, because I want that same one...

why not?

roll

rollerino also checked

"loves motorcycles and loud cars like most human fags"

fucking kek

also: roll

god fucking damit

nillor

rolloing for this one instead

rollin

roll

fockin roll

I've entertained stranger ideas on the internet. Rololol.

Why

roll on this faggotry.

fuck yeah

Aaannd now this one...

roll

rerolling, that aint a girl

y knot?

one roll to rule them both...

rawl

Love me like a bomb

wat?

rollo

roll

OP is a fag with a lot of time on his hands.

Rolling all the same.

╥

dubs

not sure what this is

Terrorist dubs.

qerfv

rollio

Roll

my life had no meaning until this moment

ok

R

Roll

why not

...

>can be encouraged to do odd jobs around the house

well okay, then.

Reroll

Rolling..

why am i doing this?
what am i doing with my life?

Roll

rolling because autism

Roll

fgsfds

I think either of those are awesome.

Rollllll

rerollin cuz i dont want a fucking tiny gay fairy

roll

rel

Rollity roll

Reroll because I want two.

fucking gay rerollllllllll

This is what I'm doing with my night rather than finding a real job.

roll

This is new to me. Roll.

mom said i could be anything i wanted

i wanted to be a sparrowman

K

Rollin' in stollen and coming up crumby.

YESS

Rolling because I want the octopus mermaid wrapped around my dick.

Hoping for doubles because fucking maddog Redcaps, motherfuckers...

Rollerunio

score!

rolling

Roll

And so I begin with good fortune and pixie-made cookies, then end with weird pixie mother-daughter incest.

mne?

where the fuck did I go wrong that I'm not only rolling, but I find myself actually hoping I get a particular one?

must have done something right - got the one I wanted!

fuck

Fuck yeah! I want that little girl one with the hair

rollin' rollin' rollin

Rollin for both

Almost as good. I'll take it.

Roll

That's like a mother/daughter combo right there.

Rolling for both.

roll

...

Roll

rollerino

Don't think I've encountered something so fucking gay.

I'm intrigued.

Rolling. For science.

Roll

roll

Roll

(too-KEW-pee-ah)

roll again

rollinggg

what harm could come of it?

I want a tiny gf!

rollini

ROLLERINI

Roll

Rollan~