This semen slurping sport isn't for me...
This semen slurping sport isn't for me
Hudson Jenkins
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Adam King
>Coutinho
Wo a cheeky rascal
Aaron Young
looks shopped
Carson Jackson
>please provide a fan in the bedroom for Coutinho
that sweaty bastard
Austin Miller
there's nothing wrong with wanting to live next to your best m8
Jace Mitchell
>Please ensure Jordan Henderson and Adam Lallana have bedrooms next to each other
What did he mean by this?
Matthew Wilson
Wait why is the water highlighted? Are you triggered that it's not diet soda?
Adam Wright
>diet soda
did you just call me fat?
William Rivera
We actually have properly treated water here so it's not a big deal to drink from the tap
Bottled water is disgustingly wasteful
Xavier Butler
>a fucking first aid kit
Isaac Turner
>drinking tap water
enjoy your nanochips in your brain, sheeple
Jonathan Watson
Hue
Lucas Scott
>so it's not a big deal to drink from the tap
Unless they're in Michigan....
Camden Cox
Enjoy drinking everything ending with *ane.
Eli Bennett
Why would anyone willingly be in Michigan?
Charles Johnson
Andrew Ward
Michigan has a massive stadium (capacity of 110,000) that some European soccer teams use for international games. Manchester United played Real Madrid there last summer.
Joshua Walker
The UP is a no-man's land, pretty awesome. The mitt though, I agree.
Lincoln Sanchez
Isle Royale is on my bucket list
Parker Walker
Fucking euro fags
Eli Young
Never heard of it. Looks pretty awesome.
Julian Robinson
Who the fuck wrote this shit? The level of grammar and vocabulary is that of a small child. Hopefully it was written by one of Klopp's German assistants and he doesn't know English that well, because if an actual PR or Administration person at Liverpool has that low of writing skill, then kek.
Xavier Murphy
>no alcohol or snacks whatever
>whatever, not WHATSOEVER
It's most likely a german proofreading whatever google translate gave him.
Zachary Collins
>has that low of writing skill
You seem to be on similar level
Michael Kelly
i cant read
Leo Reed
The city of Liverpool shares about 10 brain cells
William Rivera
They went on vacation together too.
Hmmmm
Evan White
obviously there are super best friends and if lallana gets lonely at night or nervous the night before the big game he likes to sneak in and cuddle with hendo to calm his nerves
Wyatt Bell
>scouse
>good english
Austin Rodriguez
best thing about moving out of the favela t.bh
Blake Jackson
agreed, i only drink tap, but it's not really funny
Jacob Perez
>no tips
>europoors
Xavier King
>Please provide a fan in the bedroom for Coutinho
(Preferably under the age of 12 and male).
Austin Clark
English people really are that illiterate, I'm afraid. Every job I've ever had that gave me a computer, all the work emails have looked like that picture. And really, it's not even that bad.
>tfw one lucky Liverpool fan gets to hang out in Coutinho's room before he arrives
Adrian James
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