Waifu claiming thread.
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>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still shit
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do you faggots even own a life?
still here
I know
And snek isnt even best monster girl
But its all about snek puss
You get a ship date yet
i am a fresh weeb so no hate pls
>yui from trinity seven
>saber
Hmmmm?~ its been awhile since you've blushed at me~
>staring through your window
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Meow
LOL, YOU FUCKING LOSERS
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actually if you already have all the pillows to stuff into it you can get one for 200 bucks here hobbyheart.com
Fucking end your non existing life
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Lil' smug
>Saber
Aww~
You missed me, how adorable~
Claimu
I love it when my dogs do that, it always makes me laugh.
Shino and his stream squad killed the fun in /waifu/.
Whing like that exist?I mean snek fleshligths to put in the pillow?I know abaut the dragon dildos out there but dont know any more than that
Also what is about that Miia isnt best mon grill?
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Oy vey what do you know about the stream?
O-Ok just relax! No need to get crazy!
I stare just enough.
>Stare
It's a thing.
Oh? We're not going to do a bit of shockplay?
>You're loss!~
Fresh meat~
>Welcome.
Nou.
Iowa claimed
Well bud it's factual that Iowa is great.
>checked
Good to hear you still have your amazing taste smuglord
If it's a game I love I'll probably just not care much about the grind.
>learn to fucking play
oh boy like every game tries to do
I'm calling bullshit. Waifu was never fun.
>Rem-rin
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Things like that*
My keyboard is SHIIIIIEEEEET
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So whats goin on here ay?
Hitler Claimed.
Just kidding. Everyone knows that /waifu/ was a stupid way for lonely people to socialiaze.
>Being nice
>You
Who are you and what have you done with my salt miner?
2perv2control
Sorry Smugs, I tried. There's nothing to kinky for this one.
It's fairly fun, best feeling is shooting someone from max range and hitting their citadel. Big damage, and it you get multiple hits on it at once, you can get a one shot. Cheeki cunt of a friend did that today to a carrier, just took it out from 100-0 in a single salvo.
Hhahaha yeah right.
Well well well. If it aint the white fox.
Too bad I skipped gettin the boo- I couldnt even finish that without remembering I got bottles.
Someone here likes traps huh?
hi koko
hey spike
what are you talking about im one of the kindest people you know
Oh shit you're not deceased.
ALLLLLLL MINE
Ya they wont let me chose anything after i played 1 johnny rebel song
Fucking yanks
She isnt slime
Ayy lmao
niggers
I kek'ed
I think it was the MoH reboot they did, the 2010 version because I learned my lesson to not buy the fucking next one. It was so buggy, unbalanced, and overall anger inducing. Popped it out the tray. got the scissors from the drawer, and you know what came next. Yeah having them sets you ease for the following games.
>thought i was the cute one? Not the charming one!
At this point you're certified in both roles cutie.
>Trips confirm.
Yeah I think we already discussed them and my lack of knowledge heh. With Deadeye they better be, although even without it it's not hard. Shooting the limbs is still more fun though.
All of the notable ships in history and half of the lesser ones. There should be enough space for that.
Guess who's back.
You're a stupid way to socialize.
Will I be paid for my screen time..?
You're doing it again..!
Maybe if we don't reply she'll go away.
Then what does that make you..?
I have plenty of my own nicknames i could determine you as~
>Not that i'm not okay with being the cute AND charming one
>Adorable
Too bad I'm not tsun or you'd really get an adorable reaction
Im sorry I over reacted. You're not shit ;-;
It's the girl with disgusting eyebrows!
Also checked
I'm back everyday and you still don't reply.
School first remember?
WATCHING
FUUUUUUCK WHY DIDN'T I ROLL?!?!
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FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
It is fun. Hell i dont need dead eye to shoot their heads. Practice from gta v
Well well well! how ya been?
>got bottles
luuucky, im takin a break (sorta against my will) so right now im missin it haha
heya tomoko, hows it goin?
Nope! im too young to die lol
Fuck.
Slime is stupied and that moe shit dont trick me,also prefer sufocating on the coils of snek than slime
Eh? I mean, I do... but where would you get this assumption from?
About as nice as a pissed off wasp.
Well, they are adding in fully fleshed out German BBs and DDs soon, so...
Don't have to pay you if you don't know I'm there~
I guess Asuka user went off to watch his movie.
Hope the Anonon shows up.
Ayyyy watup!
back again. Hows it goin?
Im sorry who are you?
>smugicane
>
What is~?
Koko! It's been so long~
I thought you'd never show up again
It's alright, it doesn't change how I feel towards you
playing spec ops the line. killed a bunch of people
what about spider or zombie
I also watched Shounen Maid my dearest user.
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Well man, how've you been?
hi
It sounds kind of fun. So long as it ain't P2W I'll give it a try!
haha I heard that game was awful. Glad you're happy you got rid of it.
I forgive you for now...
Because you are never getting this ship.
oh boy it's this faggot
What if we don't give you anything fun to record?~
Only the best idol!
I'm Nico Yazawa!
Hi tomokokatocan
Hah. Got in trouble, huh? Hell, I smoked and drank while on justice sanctions. Had to piss and blow. Never got caught.
Ah, my darling. How have you been? It's been a while since you've told me to kys.
Heh, me too. It's silly. My dog barks at cars and birds all the time.
Any of you guys happen to have Animal Crossing New Leaf? I picked it up last week and I'm looking to sell bulks of Pears a lemons to other towns
KOKO! It's been so long
>Doesn't change how I feel about you
W-What do you mean
>For now
That's...foreboding
Nothing can stop me~
Unless you can embarrass me, which is nearly impossible.
>yes but It's a chick
Just keep going~
>Stares on.
You can watch me play with the others~
Kek
It's a pol x thing
spider is second best I have to admit but snek is my god,my master,my fetish
Hello! how's it going?
Fuck school
But slime can turn into anything
And slime from monmesu is bad
Playin cunty strike
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Ah, my love, how have you been? It's been a while since I made you mad.
It has been! How have you been?
how many constitutes "a bunch"
Been pretty good, i wen't camping for a while with my family, that was fun. What have you been up too?
such hostility
And your job is done.
:D
You're already mine though incase youve forgotten~
Need ds :(
Surely youre ship isn't okay with this
>disgusting eyebrows
nice meme
Ehehehhe.
have fun in your game last night?
like crushing or just in general?
at this point probably nearing 1000 or so
Ahhhh ok now we are talking but still,she is the reason I watch anime,also a deep fetish I didnt know before I see her
I will be sincere here,I was lurking into hentai(for me that time just was porn)and saw her.Now I cant stop loking if there if is there a new manga chapter out of Mon
Broke back syndrome. You should get that fixed.
Dont you ignore me
Not really. Get bored real quick
You know what I meant~
Oh, I'm a fucking idiot it would seem kek
I've been great! Tried a few bottles of scotch
What about you?
the salt from makoto is real
Why thank you.
Isn't she a loli anyway?
>Then what does that make you..?
Whatever those other nicknames might be, silly.
>It fits you perfectly.
I know.
Point proven my friend.
That's kinda funny and ironic. It's usually the other way around since that came out way earlier haha.
Ha, I bet those will be the notable ones too.
>Koko's back
It's been going pretty swell man. Trying to be more productive and it's slowly working. How ya been?
Awful is perfect haha. Yeah it was much needed, never looked back.
Fuck my memory
Crushing i think?dont really know what u mean there
i dont really consider her one, but i guess you could say she is
I never planned on stopping love
Hehe I think I'll keep them to myself until i can come up with some concrete ones~
no cripples in this thread yet, i can change that
I hate people wo call themselves shitposter just for the sake of being a shitposter, like Mi liu, Chen and other irrelevant posters, they treat it like a fashion statement kinda like people who wear veteran uniforms for attention.
Mean while it took me 8 months to earn the status of a shitposter, 8 MONTHS! do you realize how angry it makes me to see newfags calling themselves shitposter while I have spent most of my recent life actually shitposting and making a name for myself? It makes me clench my teeth in anger.
FUCK OFF YOU AREN'T A SHITPOSTER, YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER CIRCLE JERKER JUST LIKE THEM AND AN INSULT TO SHITPOSTERY.
Koko!
Just get one. Fuk college
oh well that sucks. get something new maybe
as in like her restricting breathing is hot to you
>the best idol
i wanna disagree...but i can't!
haha no nothin like that, my parents are gone for the month and my sister said shes not gonna do any booze runs for me for "health reasons" (i turn 21 in october) and i kinda agree with her yet im not addicted to the point of stealing or paying friends to do it behind her back.
>never got caught
you deviant you
AYO! it has been so long haha what have you been up too?
striking cunts is the best strategy
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Wow nice!. Imma steal this one
Who knows maybe I'll change my mind on it...
Only with you bb
I'm always free from dictators like you
I wonder if I'll ever end finding a game so bad I'll want to take a stab at it.
Preach
Shounen Maid, wha? I'm very confused...
You can buy ships with IRL money, but they're non-upgrade-able, and generally get outclassed hard by the same tier ships that you have to earn. Pretty much ships suckers buy then realize they can't git gud and get rekt.
Then I'll just go back to hiding in the attic till ya do.
I know. RIP Threads, forever doomed under a pervy overlord.
I SHOULDA HAD 3 MORE DESTROYED SHIPS AND YOU KNOW IT! I PUT IN FUCKING WORK TO GET THOSE CUNTS LOW! NOW FUCK THIS, I'M GOING TO GET DRUNK!
I wouldn't doubt it, in fact, I think there's a list of them somewhere.
You can ask him.
Nice.
>Praise him?
I kekd
Also nice.