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True feminist metal edition

previously on /meal/

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Anything that sounds like Motorhead on LSD?

Soilwork is kvlt

post meme metal

Xth for memegrind

>DA got better with every album
>so did Gridlink
since gridlink already released three album does this mean we're gonna need to wait like 8 years for a new Jon Ching Chang project

Luxifer meme

What is the In An Aeroplane Over/The Sea of /metal/

Mastodong

in for glam

Vulgar Display of Power

Battles (in memes)

Filosomem

>tfw anarcho-transhumanist
your meme can't get to me, lad

Convince me it's not just a bunch of Portland hipsters trying to sound like Mgla

you shut your damn whore mouth.

>thrown into an arena
>told to pick a band to fight alongside against the other bands

what do, r/metal/

post good black /metal/

>Play buttmetal
>Have qt in the band
>HATE mainlanders
How can cumskins even compete???

literally no such thing
here's some $lam for your problems

the qt trannies on the left

kek'd a slightly uncomfortable kek because this sounds like the future I would choose desu

>listening to their 2016 follow-up

is that the fucking bug powder from the Naked LUnch movie?

What is Oasis of metal

meant at

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gorguts

Lmao

>DA got better with every album
Ulterior > Jouhou

spicy meme

they're really close but i really fucking adore some of the last songs on Jouhou like Integer and Junk Utopia, shit, i even named a story i wrote after the latter

What are some bands with vocals like Witchery. Especially the part on Nosferatu that goes like this

"You'll be an accessory, accomplice to a mass degree"

It's not growling or screaming its just kinda like a crazy dude talking really forcefully

>the heaviest album in existence is not even metal

are you guys even trying?

literally not even the heaviest Swans album plus le metal is trying to be the heaviest genre meme

post it

My boys

>the spookiest album in existence is not even metal

Are you guys even trying?

I like Jouhou more because of how straightforward it is. That's one of those grind records that makes people go "omg all the songs sound the same!" and they kinda do. It's great.

He's working on something now. He asked if anyone knew of a good practice space on Facebook a while back.

>wanting to read some shitty story written by some tripfag when he was a teen

why though

well that's fucking fantastic

this album tries too hard to be spooky

>why though
hey mane i remember posting the shitty slipknot worshipping lyrics i wrote when i was 15 so why can't you

which has the best dnd campaigns

D-Beat

Is gridlink worth checking out.

y e s
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I consider myself a djentman

it's literally deathcore before deathcore was a thing
black sheep wall are heavier still

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>black sheep wall
Why are they even called that? Is it a Starcraft reference?

what's some thrash hidden gems

Kektor - Ternumale Recux

remember nu-males can't glam

youtube.com/watch?v=WvUJOzkHwMg
from some fellows in Brazil

This is nice. I think i like da way better though. The vocalist is trash

not thrash

>ching chong is trash
epic

Nothing is worse than wetback South Amerishit. They can barely even pronounce the words and end up sounding like potatoes reciting edgelord poetry.

What's the heaviest, dirtiest, nastiest fucking metal ever? I want my ass blasted.

>the edgiest album in existence is not even metal

are you guys even trying?

Anaal Nathrahk

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>when your noise rock is influenced by Peter Sotos

>Mfw i just realized da and gridlink have the same vocalist

that should have been obvious from the weeb lyrics my man

ebin mene

New corset metal song featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid

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why are norwegian black metal bands such avid lord of the rings fans?

youtube.com/watch?v=D6qeDrBHGSo

nerds love fantasy
how is this hard to realize

Almost certainly Twilight Force.

Dude how the fuck can you even decipher what is being said?

lyric sheets my man

True. Ive only recently dove into loud rock (well anything outside of rap, jazz, or rnb desu) within the last year or so. Its been such a strange transition going from such a lyrically focused genre to ones that you either have to read online or sometimes not ever even know whats being said.

but twilight force is like a worse gloryhammer
seriously, i would play the shit out of eitehr gloryhammer album as a campaign

metal is more about what is being played, although there are many examples of metal bads that write awesome lyrics like Blacklodge, DA and Gridlink, Pig Destroyer, Diapsiquir, Ved Buens Ende, Nile, Macabre and Dying Fetus, on the top of my head

you need a lyric sheet for all of them pretty much

>He still thinks Black Metal bands are big scary evil monsters and not alt-right neckbeards

cuz LOTR is trve af

POUR SOME STUTTGART ON ME!

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How do i get hair like this, r/metal?

>r/metal

I really like Agoraphobic Nosebleed's lyrics and Man is the Bastard's lyrics. Ill check out those bands

HAIRSPRAY about few 100 bottles of it

how new

>Agoraphobic Nosebleed's lyrics
my fucking man, it's ADHD-ridden surreal satire at it's best

Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope is a grind classic

>1. take a pair tweezers
>2. plug them into a power socket (one end in each hole)
>3. ????
>4. profit

OPEN THE GATES!

Hair like that is only reserved for the glorious Saiyan race, sorry about missing out.

Our memeboy does it again
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ask a hair dresser they might know.

on a personal note i had a shit load of hair drop at the begining of the year thought i as going bald but then i switch to a moistering shampoo and conditioner and i've seen a 99% reduction in hair drop long with it being thicker and now back to its right dark brown colour.

thinking of growing longer than usual?

>the most emotionally fucked up album isn't even metal

are you guys even trying?

>middled aged memer who fronts a glitchy djentstep band

does anyone here have a worse life than the guy from The Algorithm

Check out Scratch n Sniff by stone titan.

Jesus why

that's literally just pornography as far as Sotos is concerned

DUDE
i post that album all the time, literally up there with When The Kite String Pops for top place of my favorite sludge album

>does anyone here have a worse life than the guy from The Algorithm
my ex won't let me leave the basement so i've been down here for two weeks straight living on 20 bags of chips
she won't unlock the door until i apologize

Why

>legitimately worse life than mine
lmao how do you fuck yourself over that badly
i never thought i would prefer NOT to have a house

rofl what?

Are you serious?

nigga that shit is KIDNAPPING

I accidentally sat on and broke her cat's spine
truth is i could have apologized 2 weeks ago and have been let out but it's; not my fault so i'm not apologizing