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>flashback to 9th grade
>girl nammed anna really seemed to like me, we hit it off a bit
>i get her number and we talk all night almost every night
>i get really close to her
>she texts me "hey user, if you could date anybody in the school who would it be?"
>i say "you." and she goes silent for an hour
>get a text back from her.
>"good." she says. I dont respond
>weeks go by and we spend almost the whole school day together for weeks
>she is a qt! she made me happy and we seemed to like each-other a lot
>i start feeling her up a ton at school when we hang out, she seems to like it
>i meet her sister a few days before Christmas break
>sitting at lunch her sister walks up
>"so are you traveling anywhere for Christmas user?"
>all i say is "no i dont travel for christmas, ive never really celebrated it"
>jewish.jpg
>they stop eating and stare at me
>anna looks at me almost crying
>"why user? do you not apreshiate the good works of jesus?"
>i respond confused saying "no, im not very religious, but my family is practicing jewish"
>anna asks her sister "can we go get some soda from the snack bar?"
>they leave and dont come back for the rest of lunch
>I see her at 5th period and I go to hug her, she pushes me away and says "I don't associate with blasphemers"
>i try my best to explain that just because i dont partake in christianity doesn't mean I cant be with her
>you're a mistake user, and i pray jesus finds you
>I storm off mad and we never talk again

dud shes retard

get the fuck over your prejudice ugly ass prepubescent crush you fucking child.

Fuck OP. Looks like you lucked out to me. Go get some pussy thats attractive and quite being a fucking pussy over it. Shit happens, shes fucking retarded.
Done and done.

> i ran into her yesterday
>she is more beautiful then ever
> I say "hey beautful" standing behind her in the checkout of safeway
>"OMG user YOU"RE SO MUCH BIGGER NOW"
>i laugh a little bit and go in for a hug
>hugboner.png
>make a long story short, shes not a christian anymore, shes a religious skeptic, i got her number, were going to dinner at chillis in 3 days

guys i never wanted somebody more in my whole life and I can't screw this up. I want her to have my children. wtfdoido?

>she
That is very clearly an image of a man, user.

pretend to find jesus so you can fuck her

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she is on the left

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her retard, 9th grade isn't prepubescent.

Damn, this ticked me off to read. Better off without that prejudice bitch.

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Good luck OP

thanks user

Why the fuck would you take her to chilli's you fuck.

Tell that bitch to fuck off.
You're only in love with her cuz ur a fucking loser and shes the only person that has shown the slightest attention to u.
She is a fucking cunt but you're too much of a shitstain to say no. she treated u like shit and u gravel at her feet. hahaha serious fucking loser.

No don't continue. We get it, you're a jew.

Smart girl, Jews are bad news

It could have been worded better, but basically this.
You got oneitis.

you dont need to blast my story because you've never experienced love before. you dont know what human relationships really are because all you do is sit on Sup Forums all day trying to make people feel bad. Ive had other relationships too, but this was by far the best one.

>chilli's
You know that's a lie, a Jew taking a woman out to dinner at a restaurant

I see a pajeet in the background.

He never said he was paying

The correct response to Christian antisemitism is, "Jesus was a Jew."

I am paying, but i get a discount because where going to the chillis that my cousin Tovi owns. get fucked, JEWS RULE

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It's about that time when the lower classes take out the jews ,you have to bee feeling it kyke. This time the world isn't going to leave you a place to hide

That Jews tried to kill. Well done.

So he's Jewsus?

>he
That's a poor trap

just do you man, you got this. i believe in you.

you do realize Jews run and control most of the worlds economy right? we've already fucking won so stop crying about how were gonna "GET WHATS COMING TO US" and accept your fate. Listen to you're daddy and take it.

thanks fam.

Good, you christ-killing zionist furnace fuel

Haha I'm just kidding. Good on you! ;)

Every time you do it in countries, there tends to be an uprising and Jews get murdered , I love how history is so close to repeating it's self ,for one last time of course. This time there is going to be no swears and shit holes for you to scurry under.

accept your fate, we play with you people like cats play with string. you LOST so bow down to daddy!

Is that a bit of hubris I detect? It's inevitable, have you not learned from your own history, your and your whole vermin race will be edited out of the gene pool