I am a human, I do jobs, and have a home. I am not a dog. Ask me anything

I am a human, I do jobs, and have a home. I am not a dog. Ask me anything.

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what is your favorite kind of dog biscuit?

I'm no dog sir, I do human things like eat meat between two pieces of bread.

what's your opinion on cats

Where da white bitches at?

Their language and attitudes are shit. Imbeciles if you ask me. But I wouldn't know I am human.

They in the play pin

hmmmmm very clever...."human"


how does this picture make you feel?

What sort of human jobs do you enjoy?

Go sports! When the big one is on let's all gather for meat eating and yelling.

The fun ones. I tend to fetch things.

Who's the good boy, who's the good boy ?

What does your current job have you fetching and for what human purposes?

are yu a dog?

I'm a lawer..

Newspaper deliveries

Bark?

Question too complicated. I'm gonna have to pass.

No I am human.

Au au au au au au au au

Show some class

Meow meow meow, meow meow ?

Hey, stop. What's a cat doing on Sup Forums?

Id hump your leg if you were here

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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAKR BAKR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK ABRK BARK BARK BARK BAKR BARK

Never in my life would a dog be here. Out! Shoo!

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Shciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

Quality thread

Oh red lobster. Such classy. Human people should take notes. Very in season.

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Whimper whimper whimper, bark, whimper

Glad to see so all us humans are bonding.

Cue cue

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You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.

Hey it's OP here, you've all been tricked. I've been a dog all along, you guys got fucking rekt.

Meow meow meow !!!