Waifu Claim thread

Waifu Claim thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Give me mead

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Of course, cutie~
But don't tell Amatsu that!

Saber claim fast edition

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Sorry about that, wasn't paying attention.

FUCK TOO SLOW

still here

good, you made a new one so i can continue to be lazy and play games

I don't watch much TV, but I'm kind of getting into game of thrones I guess. Law and Order is okay too.
I can understand that. The show itself is nice in my opinion but the fans are cancerous.

Wait what? No need to apologize friend!

Something summoned me here.

Sup y'all?
Yozora claimed

>Koto Claimed

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>adurt

Claiming

Hey Nui user, what platforms do you use to game?

Thats good man, nice to hear about the progress.
Come on, not even a flirt? They'd be all over you man.

>And yeah camping is great! i highly recommend it, although in Australia i feel like it'd be more dangerous what with the drop bears and all

Kek, I used to go camping all the time with the family, and a bunch of friends down the bush, run into snakes and a tonnes of spiders, couple of goannas as well, but it all adds to the experience I guess.

Nice talking to you man, say hi to Skype or something for me, eh?

Good luck with that

But you're talking to her right now~

"Goodnight" cutie.

This is the second time it's happen. I was going to chose those first but was subdued with the explosives. I think we need to add this to the Kickstarter list.

You are "not" telling the truth.

Got a point there haha. Shouldn't be too crazy, nothing like the stadium.

I take after Ocelot :^)

QT Chuuni, how goes?

Them moves.

>Adurt Onry

Come on!
I need to see it~
Otherwise I'll think the lewdest things are happening in the chat.
Mili wouldn't like that :^)

QT Idol, it goes well, my hard ass manager at work in on vacation this week so we all are happy at work, and how are you?

Havnet seen you in a while

gotta rove engrish

> chicken noodles is waifu
>Cause several holocausts if does not constantly eat chicken noodlies
>FUCK YOU MUM I WANT MY FUCKING CHICKIE NOODLIES
>FUUCKINGG RRERRRRREEEEEEEEEE

I was apologizing for not baking, and I should, it was 12 minutes until next thread was up after all. Anyways, how was your day?

You lookin real hard for a dick in that ass

I watch Law and Order SVU occasionally but not much, i also watch Archer.
I have a lot of them, my favorites are the 360, the Wii U, and the 3ds because i find those to be the most comfy.

Yeah well... been busy I guess

>they'd be all over you
you flatter me, and god i can only imagine the goddamn spiders you saw, on top of whatever the hell a "goannas" is, and yeah ill say hey to the skype :)
>nothin like the stadium
for your sake i hope not haha, i got a thing goin on there later this month, but i think ill be serving the richer folk so it should be good lol
do you go to your festival every year or nah?

Archer seems funny. I should watch it more.
Usually when I'm in the mood to watch comedy I watch South Park.

Eat one noodle at a time.

LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILE! IF YOU KEEP BEING A LITTLE BITCHBOY I'M GUNNA TAKE YOUR FUCKING ARROWS AND SHOVE THEM IN BETWEEN YOUR POLISHED FINGERNAILS! I'M GUNNA TAKE THAT BOWSTRING OF YOURS AND STRING YOU UP BY YOUR FUCKING FORESKIN UNTIL GRAVITY GIVES YOU A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION AND PLAY IT LIKE A FUCKING VIOLIN! I'M GOING TO HEADBUTT YOU UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING BUT A BUTT LEFT! I'M GUNNA COLOR THAT LITTLE PANSY GREEN SKIRT RED USING YER FUCKING BONE MARROW! YOU BETTER BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN, 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU NEVER WERE, YE ATROCIOUS FUCKIN BOIL ON THE FACE OF REALITY!

It was the mead.

......oh, hi cutie, what's up~?

Second time it's happened? More kickstarters!

I am truthful as ever!

Oh that ah no big deal. Anyway day was pretty busy had pho with a friend, never had it before, it was okay I guess how about you?

I guess so! Ho was your day then? I like the way she looks, cute and fun!

>Comrade Koko
Damn it, met two others yesterday that I haven't seen in a long while, then you show up. (Tearing up a bit, honestly) Original night shift days......
Night shift now, is still amazing with new people!

I've been doing great, just great. Even more so seeing you here.
How about you komrade?
What have you been up to?

South Park is okay but the newer episodes are kinda meh in my opinion.

Archer is really good, though Vice is only decent.

>pho
That looks pretty good.
I haven't been up to anything really, just been pretty tired is all. Watching some YouTube. Maybe play some osu! in some time.
youtube.com/watch?v=GqLpUccHtW4

Is best ranguage.

What kind of mead?

that rant is the rant of someone who is drunk, are you wasted already?

So do you play smash?

Powerups are not consent.

Not bad not bad!

I mean, coming off of a break-up with my girlfriend of 3 years, and the death of my childhood pet, but it could be worse. Could be on fire.

How about you, fine user?

Honey!

I am not drunk you fuccboi!

Nico is mine bitches!

You can have it.

Don't change the subject, dear~

Sometimes but not much, i'm not all that great at it. i was looking to start playing modded brawl again though.

How good at OSU are you? I am terrible at that game but prety okay at Stepmania

Holy crap really sorry to hear that man. I am doing fairly well, just broke as fuck but I mean whatever I will get through it. Positivity will help me through the rough times.

thats great to hear man! im glad your doing so great, i really am. Last i heard you weren't doin so hot. I've been pretty good as well, still workin on the weight loss and all that, you still workin at that same place?
Fuckin kek

Fucking yes.
But where is it?

That's fucking hot.

chiaki claimed

Hey Makoto. How've you been?

>How's Mizore by the way

As am I.

I'm okay, I can get S's on some 3 star beatmaps, so yea. Getting a tablet for it some time soon.
>stepmania
I'm sure I could get into that.

D-Dear? Eh? I'm not trying to change the subject, why would I do that?

In my minifridge!

Pretty good! Was a bit of an odd day, but the night is turning out rather well!

>Was being quite the perv earlier, why?

>I'll think the lewdest things are happening in the chat.
That's an awfully misguided assumption based on your own doings, isn't it :^)

Sorry Boss, some things just aren't meant for the wandering eye~.

Kek, sweet man. How long will he be out? I'm doing pretty good, enjoying the night as usual.

Thanks m8. I vaguely remember you talking about serving the rich folks before. Last year I went to it, worked it for that matter. Never went before that.

First was with the numerals. There's no way we're going to have enough crowd-funding.

You just told a lie though.

Honestly that's the best way to look at it. Roughly a year ago I landed a sweet Logo Artist job for a company and now I'm not quite as broke as I used to be; almost right out of college too. So I like to make an example of this past year and say anything can happen. You just gotta be ready and willing, I suppose.

Though to be really fuckin honest it doesn't even feel like it's been a whole year yet.

I don't know if you have a job yet or if you're still in college or whatever the case but definitely look for the thing you know you're good at, or even just something you're interested in, and go for it. Something good will come of it sooner or later.

Before the design job, I actually worked as a press helper for about two weeks in a big printer room with flammable inks. Fun times. Not for me. A job is a job sometimes but make it something you'll want to do.

cool

Sup?

omw

Checkem

Oh, that might have been my fault. Had a chat with her earlier.

>And I've gathered some "interesting" information from her

Like which mods? PM? Brawl Minus? I'm breddy gud at it, because all I had growing up was melee on gamecube and two controllers.

I see. I've seen a few Archer episodes, and they were pretty good.
Yeah, South Park isn't nearly as good as it was.

Oh nice sound super good then. Ever stream on twitch? Im sure you would its just DDR with your fingers

He is out this whole week so were all kind of just trying to enjoy the time that we have before he comes back to annoy us once again kek thats fantastic to hear as always oh soft one

So you are an artist huh? Thats super cool what do you draw? I do have a job and I do enjoy fixing arcade games its just some of the people I work with make it hard for me to enjoy it. True that man I really want to become a teacher going back to school is the main issue here though so hopefully soon I will return

Embarrassment maybe~?
>But don't tell Amatsu that!
I wonder what that could mean~

But it's not wrong, isn't it? :^)

Poor lil' Mili~

>"interesting" information from her
Let me in on that please!

PM, But i also got other mods, like Galacta Knight or Masked Dedede in there, with a ton of new tracks over the others as well.
Kinda a shame, does the new South Park game catch your interest? the other one was pretty popular and surprisingly good.

Alright y'all, i'm going back to bed.

Goodnight, sweet dreams and all that shit.

>stream
Maybe once I start being able to play 5+ star maps. Streaming is really just kinda bleh for me, I've tried it before but it's just kinda weird considering I'd get 0 viewers.

Ehhh? Are you saying that people won't pay to see a battleship shoot some AP rounds into a sky scraper?!

What lie?!

Awww, yes! Bring your stein, drinking horn, or skull of your enemy and I'll pour you some!

E-Ehhhhhhhh?!
>Much worry, very concern

What could I possibly be embarrassed about?! It just means not to tell Amatsu, that's all!

Night!

Also, did you hear about Summit getting swatted at the park?

yup! haven't done it a whole lot, but its a whole nother world up there haha, and you've never been there just for fun? how come?

So, Makoto, how is your relationship with Mizore? Any problems? Or...

Who do you main in smash games?

Yeah, last time was, difficult.... I'll leave as that.

Freakin' ay man, that's what I like to hear! How's the weight loss thing coming along?
Still at that stadium?

Also yeah, still workin' at that place, got a pay raise two weeks ago. Making alright for what I do.

Oh and I got another great news! I'm suppose to be getting my gaming computer very soon, this week in fact!

Not to tell me what, exactly~?

I'm actually not so much of a traditional pen and paper artist. My actual role is (brace yourself) graphic designer. It's something I've been to school for, a solid 8 years. Although I guess i do draw from time to time. If it's pencil and paper, I'd so more cartoonish stuff, but I've noticed I'm very well adept at charcoals and the like.

As far as my profession goes, I receive logos from my clients and I put them on products they order. Usually they'll send me the logo in the wrong format or even low-res and absolutely fucking unusable as they are. Then it's my job to clean them up and make them look actually presentable.

So yeah, I'm a short-order cook in the design world but I fucking love it. I honestly can't see myself being too much happier elsewhere, and the pay is certainly agreeable. I've had student loans and credit card debt hanging over me for that aforementioned year now, but thankfully I make just enough to cover it month per month.

Definitely glad to hear that you're not too bad off yourself, what sort of things are you looking to teach?

Why is she so perfect?

Problems? Relationship? Wha?

...I don't remember!

HEy guise! how goes it?

The new one? The newest one I know of isThe Stick of Truth.

Cooome on~
Just tell me!

You have all of us that would watch you but I get it streaming can get kinda boring Ive done it at like 3 AM once for some odd reason, and no I did not who is Summit? and what park??

Oh dude thats awesome! My friends wanted to get into graphic designing but they all went different paths thats nice, so if I sent you lets say a logo of my band you can put it on stuff for me? Really cool sounds like it would be fun. And even better to hear that you can cover your loans and such as well! I would love to teach world and US history as well as government in high schools, somrthing I really wanna do but will take me a while to get there

Heya

Suck my cock like a lollipop

Heh, no one would watch me from here, besides you.
Summit1g. He's one of the most popular streamers on Twitch right now, think he has like 1.5 million followers.

Ayy wonderful man. Have you all done anything cool yet? There's always those scenarios where the employees let loose when the manager is away. Ha, it's what I do.

It is wrong my friend. Purity is the only way to go.

We're still in contact~.

Well if we're going to be like those people who charge 200 bucks at tier one then no they wouldn't.

The lie that you're truthful.

I bet man. Different everything, bet the tips are nice too haha. Nah it's just not my thing, now that I'm getting payed for it might as well enjoy it I guess.

It'll take a while, yes, but just think of how well worth it it will be. I had a couple friends who were going into college for other academic studies, too. Two of them graduated with bachelor degrees with me. One was a math major and the other an English lit major. Both of them wanna continue their education though, and they're going for their masters now.

I guess long story short, if you're really dedicated to something and you have a really steady passion for it, it's definitely worth the effort. I was thinking of going back for more so I could teach design at a tech school or something. That'll be much later though, after I've at least covered more of my debt.

But definitely go for it! And even if it isn't now, there is no "too late" in the world of education.

MY PRECIOUS.

Capslock intensifies.

Ganondorf and Kirby in Melee, Dedede and Ganandorf in brawl, and Dedede and Ganondorf in 3ds. I really like the Kirby series and Heavy weights are fun to play as.
I think there was a new one called the fractured but whole.

shiro i would watch u............were watching the beserk movies man i never saw this shit. Fucked up!

>She tries to get everyone killed because her friend commits suicide.
>Perfect
She has big tits, user. Das it.

fair enough, just glad your doin better :) and its goin alright, im 20 pounds down so far but i've kinda fallen off since vacation. And thats kickass that you got a raise dude! i bet you celebrated that time huh? and thats awesome dude! what kinda computer is it?

Isn't it obvious though?

Tier 1 will be $5, Tier 2 will be 4 million, Tier 3 will be 1 billion. We'll eventually get there!

Wow, rood!

>Purity
Tell that to that thigh pic you sent me~
And also Maki-317.jpg :^)

That's good~ How is he?

It is, I just want you to tell me :^)

Can i do it instead?

for the record this is her not derping.

Am I not worth streaming for!? Just kidding, oh wow that sucks i dont really keep tabs on big streams I watch all the little ones

>Anything cool
Well i dont know if this is cool to you but I just played a game for like 30 min and put myself at the top of the leaderboard but oher than that nothing too fun, honestly our cool thing is just taking our time on stuff he always wants it done fast which is stupid in my opinion

Wow thats amazing, I would love to have my masters in History that would be great. I was hoping this semester but it loojs like that might not happen so I guess I gotta try to go for the next one and im already saving money for it!

haha true, and yeah the tips were a world better. Mainly cus i actually got some lol, and why aint it your thing? these orgy festivals or somthin?

Yea, I was about to clarify that I'd probably stream just for you, but I figured you knew that already.
>little streams
Yea, I generally watch smaller streams too.

Not just tits
Anyway thats probably the reason

Well, there's a small chance that I just might like you, you cute bote~
>Mizore's a huge perv
>I'm a huge flirt
I should just drink and drink until I don't like anyone anymore.

Claiming Kira-sama

You sure can, you gigantic faggot.

I'mma be pullin' for ya user! Good luck! I'm gettin p tired now so I'm gonna get some sleep. keep up the positive attitude!