Sup Forums how do you stop back pain, i woke up this morning and my back is fucked, it hurts so bad...

Sup Forums how do you stop back pain, i woke up this morning and my back is fucked, it hurts so bad. how can I make it stop

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drink alot of bleach

Don't sleep in your stomach. It's not good for your it

You don't.
I've had chronic back pain for 10 years.

kill yourself

I slept on my back last night

Lay on a hard flat surface and tense your back up for 1 minute then rest rinse repeat

how original

Can you describe the pain?

Try Gonstead, it's a technique for realigning your spine, google that shit bro

well, what started it?
is your bed shitty?
did you move unusually?
are you active?

it's in the lower part of my back and it's a stabbing pain, every time I stand up, move or anything it hurts and aches, it started this morning, sometimes this happens but I can never fix it so for the next few days I can't really do anything.

i have chronic back pain, you just have to man up, brah

you cant take painkillers all the time, well you could but it's not good for you, if it's chronical pain that is, suck it up

if it's something particular, go see a doc

Stand up and roll your head all around. If you don't feel any pain doing this, odds are it's your kidneys and not your back.

If this is the case, drink a bunch of nothing but water for the next few days.

Osteopatic handling for 3 session and you'll get rid of this.

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I like my lava solid

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I got a new mattress a few weeks ago, I don't think it's that, I'm quite active I go on walks and runs throughout the day, maybe it's my chair because last time I swapped my chair and it helped the pain.

>Started this morning
How about riding it out for a month and report back?

Chiropraktor

i was in such shit shape for a while that everytime i got laid my back hurt the next day.
took me a while to realize my lower back muscles had gone to shit dur to the limited movement it got during a regular day.

It's a lumbago, I had one last month. Go to the osteopath or bones specialist... do not expect it to fix itself

I felt a small amount of pain, It could be my kidneys but the only thing I drink is water so I don't know.

It has been on and off for weeks but this morning has been really bad

Stretch, and walk. Inactivity is the worst enemy for your back.
I turn 45 Saturday, and have had back pain since 29. The closest thing to magic is ice. Ice it as much as you can stand to. Then take a break and repeat it.

Smoke weed

That's it user

Take 2 x 500mg paracetamol tabs and 2 x 400mg (or 4 x 200mg) Ibuprofen tabs, cheapest you can find, branded ones are expensive and work no better. You can take both together. If you don't have ibuprofen then take aspirin and paracetamol instead. But taking aspirin and ibuprofen can kill you so don't mix them.

If you can find some with codeine and Doxylamine in, even better. If you know someone with prescription painkillers, borrow a few from them, depending on what country you're in aim for Tramadol or codeine based, oxycodone, Vicodin, whatever you can get ahold of.

Once the pain subsides, grab a tennis or golf ball (any hard ball really) and place it between your back and a wall. Rub yourself up and down the wall so the ball can massage the painful part and the areas around it. It works like a deep tissue massage.

I have daily headaches that would make your average hangover feel like a tickle, stemming from shoulder damage, and this is literally what works best for me. Except I'm on morphine now because of how bad it is.

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Just stop sitting on your asses all day retards.

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take a long, super hot bath.

Where is your chronic pain? Back as well? Was it from an injury?

im going to do this now

Scoliosis + I slipped a disc badly at 15.

I literally can't just sit for hours.
I also can't stand for hours. I need to be moving around or lying down for it to not hurt.

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Moot even confirmed there's virtually no difference in summer traffic years ago.

Lurk moar, faggot.

The term summerfag has only been around for like 3 years.
So literally anyone who uses it is a newfag.

Don't take a hot bath. That is dumb. That will make you feel all relaed but on't do shit. You should do some yoga. Go onto youtube, look up a yoga routine (cat to cow pose is particularly good for backs) or Yoga with Adriene. I had a fucked back and in thre days of yoga it stopped hurtin gin the mornings. Seriously, YOGA.

how did you hurt your back...Did u lift something heavy?...Always bend your knees & use thigh muscles to lift heavy objects

Confirmed for no real world experience.
You have to use your back to varying extents to life heavy objects in the real world.
The real advice is don't lift things you can't lift, and don't lift recklessly.
Life isn't a weight room.

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Walk, you need it
sedentary lifestyle will fuck up your whole life
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yeah bitch, but you should use your legs to the max

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Get someone to punch it. No joke, it's a method of muscle therapy in thailand

Stretch and pay for a massage. Tell them you don't mind having your glutes rubbed. Pressure on your ass will fix your lower back.

And I was in middle school soliciting older men on AIM before you even knew what hospice was.

Holy shit, maybe we fucked one time.

like once every year and a half i will wake up one random morning and my back will be like 8/10 on pain scale. I have found nothing that helps in any way except laying down or trying to sit still but it just temporarily ceases some of the pain. It feels like shit and like it will never get better but generally the next day pain is down like 50% and down 50% each day after until it goes away.

tl;dr I know that feel all too well bro and to my knowledge there is nothing you do about it but wait it out.

Well you seem to have a genuine medical issue. I used to have some back pain as well, turned out it was caused by sitting to long in the same (unhealthy) position. So if any of you does not have a real medical condition, altering your sitting posture (or better reducing the time spent in a fucking chair) might help you.

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Listen to this guy.

Skip to 19 minute mark and do that routine. You're welcome

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I'm pretty sure he was the old dude who kept opening his colostomy bag and smearing it all over himself, and yes, he'd lick himself clean afterwards.

I walk in the mornings from 7:30am till 1:00pm
and then from 5:30pm to 7:00pm I will go on a run

I'm gonna do this then

the only thing that helps is lying on my stomach on the floor

I used to take vicodin after long night of thizzles. Worked like a charm

nice assumption, i work out 5 days a week, child
yes