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/hoc/ detoilet edition
Auston Matthews
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>laffs
>tfw no hokgay
>tfw these threads ded af
Who the fuck invented off-season?
>yfwswtc
my mom bought me spearmint mouthwash instead of peppermint
i threw that shit on the ground and then poured it down the sink
stop stealing /arse/ memes
If Kope did heroin
>s
>po
this needs to be a >laffs dog though
Get a job NEET
>tfw bean is the best player of the last 20 years
This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers and is looking forward to playing with Connor McDavid.
>it seems my superiority has lead to some controversy
>80%
>hasn't won a cup since '02
How would you fuck megumin
I would make her ride me while she casts so crazy fucking explosion magic.
I would finish just as she falls limp and can no longer fight my sexual advances
With your penis duh
'08
>tfw '09
Hold me
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
When do meemees start again?
they wont unless smuk stops being a fag and put his name back on
this is a christian general and i dont want that degenerate posting here
once smuk stops being stubborn and puts his name back on*
hes a pony fucking faggot
yea but he made good memes
I thought Canadians were supposed to be tolerant?
i tolerate blacks and asians, i dont tolerate gays or indians
>tfw no home games until 10/21
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We're getting danger close to /s4s/ edition
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look at that fuckin monkey
anyone give me a tl;dr on the laffs today?
Matthews signs his entry level
Leivo re-signed for 2 years
Thats about it
should i be laughing or no
haha silly mokees
who else thinks the new york rangers are funny?
:)
Morning fellow hockey enthusiasts
good morning, how are you, is the weather nice in finland today?
morning
Go to sleep Pekka
Its very cold but will get warm later
morning
lopeta tuo animen postaaminen, hävettää isäm_maan puolesta
please respond to me finlan
so now that it's confirmed the oilers are winning the stanley cup this year the only question is who do they play in the final?
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post Russian qt's with huge fish
Take us through an average Finnish day please. I assume it involves eating odd looking (and sounding) food and drinking homebrew ethanol. But what else takes up your time?
my finnish relatives live in the sauna. Maybe it is just a living meme though.
That's a large reptile
guys i let slip McMeme when i was talking about McDavid irl. I felt embarrassed.
your retarded
Does anyone else feel bad for the Islanders? Millbury happened and they are forced to play in Brooklyn.
I would be pissed if I were an Islander fan and had to visit a mostly black area for a damn hockey game.
I accidentally called him mcjesus and several nearby women proceeded to fellate me
Post McMeme webms to redeem yourself.
Rude and uncalled for
>tfw the panthers relocate to iqaluit
that would be awesome
Not a defender, but at least they drafted a non-manlet forward this time. Draisaitl was the only decently sized forward they drafted in the first rnd in the last 20 years tbqh. And he's also one hell of a handsome dude to boot.
preds national games are at the start of the season and game before the season ends pretty cool desu
mcdavid is 6'2 over 200 pounds
how big do you think buljus penis is
slightly above average
Has to be quite large according to Dawkins' retard cock theory
>that outfit
those pants look comfy
Why do his legs look like average joe legs? I thought hockey players are supposed to have beefy legs.
It's mostly in your quads and ass. Not as much in the calves.
beefy thighs, the so called hockey butt
lower legs barely get a workout at all, also he had knee surgery a month or so before this picture
Legs are meme, you don't need them to play hoki. If you don't believe me take a look at Wayne Simmonds
that stance is so fucking poor
Ah okay, now that i look at it, his right quad looks kinda muscular. At first glance it looked meh
I mean won't they naturally get a workout from just skating though? I know when I go ice skating my legs get tired as shit.
What do you know
i'm actually a pretty good golfer
thought hockey players enjoyed golfing, but he's finnish
>thought hockey players enjoyed golfing
The old ones m8. Summer is for box lacrosse.
please be my gf
kippers and i are already engaged
>mcdavid
He's 6'1 and 190. And the 190 is obviously being generous, kind of like how Kane is listed at 5'11
ill fucking cuck you buddy
lel no he isn't you fucking dipshit
he was eye to eye with matthews at world championships, matthews allegedly stands 6'3 1/4
so lick my balls, anus, and gooch you fuckface
yes he is faggot
he has been bulking all summer
Good night /hoc/! Reminder that you're beautiful and someone out there loves you!
oh? are you with mcdavid right now measuring his height and weight?
sit down kiddo, the adults are talking