/hoc/ detoilet edition

pizza wings

Auston Matthews

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>laffs

>tfw no hokgay
>tfw these threads ded af
Who the fuck invented off-season?

>yfwswtc

my mom bought me spearmint mouthwash instead of peppermint

i threw that shit on the ground and then poured it down the sink

stop stealing /arse/ memes

If Kope did heroin

>s
>po

this needs to be a >laffs dog though

Get a job NEET

>tfw bean is the best player of the last 20 years

This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers and is looking forward to playing with Connor McDavid.

>it seems my superiority has lead to some controversy

>80%

>hasn't won a cup since '02

How would you fuck megumin

I would make her ride me while she casts so crazy fucking explosion magic.
I would finish just as she falls limp and can no longer fight my sexual advances

With your penis duh

'08

>tfw '09

Hold me

OUR

FUCKING

YEAR

When do meemees start again?

they wont unless smuk stops being a fag and put his name back on

this is a christian general and i dont want that degenerate posting here

once smuk stops being stubborn and puts his name back on*

hes a pony fucking faggot

yea but he made good memes

I thought Canadians were supposed to be tolerant?

i tolerate blacks and asians, i dont tolerate gays or indians

>tfw no home games until 10/21

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We're getting danger close to /s4s/ edition

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look at that fuckin monkey

anyone give me a tl;dr on the laffs today?

Matthews signs his entry level
Leivo re-signed for 2 years

Thats about it

should i be laughing or no

haha silly mokees

who else thinks the new york rangers are funny?

:)

Morning fellow hockey enthusiasts

good morning, how are you, is the weather nice in finland today?

morning

Go to sleep Pekka

Its very cold but will get warm later

morning

lopeta tuo animen postaaminen, hävettää isäm_maan puolesta

please respond to me finlan

so now that it's confirmed the oilers are winning the stanley cup this year the only question is who do they play in the final?

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post Russian qt's with huge fish

Take us through an average Finnish day please. I assume it involves eating odd looking (and sounding) food and drinking homebrew ethanol. But what else takes up your time?

my finnish relatives live in the sauna. Maybe it is just a living meme though.

That's a large reptile

guys i let slip McMeme when i was talking about McDavid irl. I felt embarrassed.

your retarded

Does anyone else feel bad for the Islanders? Millbury happened and they are forced to play in Brooklyn.

I would be pissed if I were an Islander fan and had to visit a mostly black area for a damn hockey game.

I accidentally called him mcjesus and several nearby women proceeded to fellate me

Post McMeme webms to redeem yourself.

Rude and uncalled for

>tfw the panthers relocate to iqaluit

that would be awesome

Not a defender, but at least they drafted a non-manlet forward this time. Draisaitl was the only decently sized forward they drafted in the first rnd in the last 20 years tbqh. And he's also one hell of a handsome dude to boot.

preds national games are at the start of the season and game before the season ends pretty cool desu

mcdavid is 6'2 over 200 pounds

how big do you think buljus penis is

slightly above average

Has to be quite large according to Dawkins' retard cock theory

>that outfit

those pants look comfy

Why do his legs look like average joe legs? I thought hockey players are supposed to have beefy legs.

It's mostly in your quads and ass. Not as much in the calves.

beefy thighs, the so called hockey butt

lower legs barely get a workout at all, also he had knee surgery a month or so before this picture

Legs are meme, you don't need them to play hoki. If you don't believe me take a look at Wayne Simmonds

that stance is so fucking poor

Ah okay, now that i look at it, his right quad looks kinda muscular. At first glance it looked meh

I mean won't they naturally get a workout from just skating though? I know when I go ice skating my legs get tired as shit.

What do you know

i'm actually a pretty good golfer

thought hockey players enjoyed golfing, but he's finnish

>thought hockey players enjoyed golfing

The old ones m8. Summer is for box lacrosse.

please be my gf

kippers and i are already engaged

>mcdavid

He's 6'1 and 190. And the 190 is obviously being generous, kind of like how Kane is listed at 5'11

ill fucking cuck you buddy

lel no he isn't you fucking dipshit

he was eye to eye with matthews at world championships, matthews allegedly stands 6'3 1/4

so lick my balls, anus, and gooch you fuckface

yes he is faggot
he has been bulking all summer

Good night /hoc/! Reminder that you're beautiful and someone out there loves you!

oh? are you with mcdavid right now measuring his height and weight?

sit down kiddo, the adults are talking