Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Erm doc.. I need something a little stronger.. that dont do shit

For what purpose?

I prefer Les Maul. Even more normie than you are
I love the way it's shaped

NYPA, dumbass.

Thinking on it, haven't I shown you one of my cosplays before? I'm like, 95% sure I did.

Claiming!

Hmm, you should check out Project M XP. Since the original PM Devs shut down. I want there to be a mod of Sm4sh with melee techniques. It'd be fun to wavedash as Cloud

I always see this "joining means a special place in hell"
wtf exactly does it mean?

I mean lots, enough to kill someone.

I've got one, they're pretty nice.

Saber claim
>Not trips
Still not my master

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>Eurobeat
>Stop
Come on now, that does the opposite.

It'd be just your luck it comes unbolted huh? The good time isn't worth the good amount of burning the syphilis will probably do.

Like the real Boss.

It's something he has trouble talking about.

>Shiro
Never heard of that artist. Nice.
>Koko
Nice, that you had a fantastic time!

I didn't even know what I did, just woke up sleeping on my bed and the computer was still on, checked it out. The little error message of the bug was gone. Just looked at it and said,"The hell did I do?"
I was in no way sober to remember anything.
The ship, it was with Mami. If you know who that is? They've been around for a long while too.

You've really never heard of the God MC?

alright, i think im gonna hit the sack guyos, it was real bein back! I'll seeya round sometime :)

Alive.

You think I am a mortal man?

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See ya later dude.
Wew.

Yes, there's no such thing as immortal.

Hey there.

lol sounds like drunk you is a fixer haha, and mami? doesn't ring a bell but im sure ill recognize if i see maybe. but thats cool! anyways yeah im hittin it, ill seeya round comrade! :)

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Hello there...

Wanna bet?

For a moment I thought that was monsoon

Don't be shy little one

>For now

still here

waifu

I am immortal.

>tfw I find the same pic but higher res
Fuck

I've seen the bunny, that's it

Sweet! I can't play guitar, unfortunately

I don't nerd out on a gun :^)
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That's what he told me too

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Haven't heard of it but i will, that would be fun, i would hope it wouldn't suddenly though doesn't shut down though.

>What purpose
Because I can

Not worth wasting my money.

Nobody is.

Cause dva.

Fuck, maybe i should rest.

Hey there, Galko.
How long until you've got to leave for work?

I've got an hour or so still.

Hello!

I'll try not to, just because you asked.

Really, I never.

I would continue the convo, I got to sleep now. Sorry. Have a Goodnight.
It's a possibility that you seen Mami.
Appears so, that I'm a fixer....
Fantastic to see you back comrade. Had a great time chatting. I got to sleep now too. Take care and see you later. Goodnight.

Try Brawl minus for a laugh. Almost everyone is hilariously broken. It was made to spite how everyone in brawl was nerfed

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Who asks questions with eurobeat playing?!

>Seen the bunny
MIZORE WHY?! That, uhh, wasn't me! Ya! It was someone else, totally!

You're an odd one aren't ya?

That's what I thought

Lol GG

See there ya go!

Cutest cat.

Meme rap time?
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I will at some point, i seem to hear about that one a lot.

>Odd one
No you

In that pic Yuno is hot except for her bangs

Best type moon claimed.
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I asked you for it, then you told Mizore to send it to me~

I can only barely play, but I'm trying to get better.

I technically should be getting ready at the moment.

Solid argument. If you were, that'd be a huge waste of immortality.

That's fine. Goodnight wonderful!

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I don't have a closet.
>For now.
Sorry.

QotT: What's the most bizarre kinky thing you would do with your waifu?

......shit. Uhhh, urrr..... is it time to go to bed flustered? Because I think it's time to go to bed flustered.

Nope!

I forgot I said to. Still, why listen to me? You know I have terribad ideas!

Aquakinesis has some fun implications...

Yes u

The part of her hair that curves is alot shorter for some reason

>Waste
No such thing

>FOR NOW

talk

Sorry I keep disappearing. I keep falling asleep for like ten minutes then waking back up. It''s weird.

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For now.

Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Cutie

Kek'd. What if that was a boat he was talking about :^)

Yeah that's pretty much the basis of it.

Ah you have a point. Only question there'd be would be "Sauce?"

Cutest meguca.

>Take that Kyouko.

In case you've got to leave already, good luck at work beautiful.

>still peeping

Can i claim otako?

>Meme rap time?
Wish I had the time for that, it would've been fun. Unfortunately, I need to sleep now. Maybe some other time. Goodnight, take care.

Everyone wastes plenty of things. For example, I'm wasting my time.

I'll be around for another 30 minutes or so, but thanks.

Do what you want, I don't care.

I was gonna say that, noice meme

Well played..

Hold hands very lewdly at a festival.

Noooo sorry!

Nope!

Exactly!

Should you sleep or something?
Many things, a lot may creep people out though.

Okay I'll claim galko then

I'm sure you'll get the hang of it

Sleep well, cutie

Then that would be me :^)

Hmm..

Life is a waste of time tbh

Gracias amigo

cute waifu

QOTT: Why do all of you're waifu suck a shit?

And I am Nobody.

Creep people out? You're on fucking Sup Forums don't be a pussy, pussy. Tell us

Wew.

Enjoting the show?
>Of me laying here?
Thanks.
>It was a fun game.
You shouldn't be.

right back at ya

Sure, have fun.

Eventually.

Not entirely, depends on what you do with it.

I never said anything about sleeping!

Shouldn't be? Mizore, you're not making sense. Are you feeling okay?

Nah. I'll be okay.
Just know that if I disappear, it's because I've fallen asleep.

You sick... Sick... Pervert
Stop.

You got me there
>Late reply as I'm browsing Sup Forums

Hell with it, guess I'm swallowing lotsa sleepy pills

Night night
>Or bye and see you in hell if become kill

Pic or didn't happen

Amatuer. Sleeping pills? That shit don't kill you about 90% of the time.
And you don't go to sleep. You go into convulsions. Very painful ones and vomit and shit yourself and cry and only wish you were dead.
Then, you become retarded..er

I'm fine. I'm making sense.
Stopped.
Don't die.

Let her rape me in the middle of the night.

That's coming from a faceless lurker, you pussy.
Ah, okay, want to talk about anything?

Tell us, pussy

>Implying I'll literally die
Lol no I must be here for salty anons

Good nite for real
>Or not

Make them pay an extra fee for that. This plan just might be lucrative after all.

Too bad there's nothing like that in the series :^)

Yeah all there is to say really.

This too

Enjoying it a lot, thank you very much

a hell lot of femdom shit, if you need at least one answer, ballbusting.

You'll pass out soon anyway~

Further proof that I'm not Big Boss :^)

My trips declared you're a cute

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Sure, but I'm not sure what to talk about.